"It's finally over..."
Lying down on the mattress, Chen Yu rested his arms on his pillow, staring at the ceiling with blurred eyes, still immersed in the heroic emotion of a lone hero and unable to extricate himself.
"He actually saved all mankind, so cool, so cool..."
"Mr. Chen, it seems that the progress is going very smoothly." As the saying goes, love the house and the bird. Seeing Chen Yu happy, Xiao Taohong couldn't help but excitedly stepped forward and gently squeezed Chen Yu's shoulders.
"Hey, it's comfortable... tighter, tighter..."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, that's the point, use force..."
"Hmm~"
"Oh, it's comfortable." Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief and closed his eyes: "Where did you learn this?"
"On the Internet, Xiao Taohong has memorized every acupuncture point!"
"It's awesome, a little to the left, it's really hard."
"Okay!"
"Professionals are just different." Chen Yu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Compared to you, my two sisters are just pinching their asses."
"As long as you like it." Xiao Taohong opened her mouth wide and smiled so much that the spring in her throat was almost exposed: "From now on, I will pinch you every day."
"Okay, okay. I never thought massage could be so comfortable before."
"It is said on the Internet that boys discover the beauty of massage by accident, and then they fall in love with various massage parlors."
"That makes sense."
“It is also said online that if you are in a good mood, you will feel very comfortable during the massage.”
Chen Yu nodded repeatedly: "It still makes sense. I'm in a good mood today."
"Has the asteroid problem been solved?"
"After my own efforts, there should be no problem." Chen Yu changed to a comfortable position: "Press this way, yes. I can finally relax my nerves. This period is for the lives of 7 billion human beings and the continuation of all civilizations. , I’m so worried.”
"You are so awesome!" Xiao Taohong gave an exaggerated two thumbs up.
"It's okay, just average." Chen Yu said modestly, "I just saved the world and did what a hero should do. Continue..."
"Oh!" Xiao Taohong quickly continued the massage.
"I said keep praising."
"Oh! Great hero! Your existence is really lucky for human civilization."
"History has chosen me, and I have no obligation to refuse." After personally solving the crisis three months later and preventing the asteroid from impacting, Chen Yu could not control the excitement and pride in his heart, which swelled to the extreme.
A soldier can save a village for ten years.
He felt like he could blow it for a lifetime...
"I heard that people build monuments for great men. Will someone build a monument for you in the future?"
"That's for sure. Not only will a monument be erected, but it will also be made into a movie, music, novel, and game. In short, the standards will not be worse than Vasily Arkhipov of Mauritius."
"Who is Vasily?" Xiao Taohong tilted her head.
"A former military officer of the Maoist State saved two nuclear wars and was called the greatest human being." Chen Yu showed off the knowledge he learned from Bilibili's self-media: "There are monuments to him in many cities around the world. In memory of him, he saved civilization. I should be a little bit greater than him."
"You are amazing..."
While enjoying the dual massage from the mind and body, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and swiped the watch screen to check the points income of this live broadcast.
A total of 9.35 million viewers flooded into all live broadcast rooms, earning 311 points. Including the remaining 45 points from refreshing the store shelves and purchasing birthday candles, the total is 356 points.
It’s no problem to have another wave of consumption.
But the next live broadcast is only a week away, and Chen Yu wants to accumulate it. After the seventh official live broadcast, the accumulated points will exceed four digits and taste the thrill of spending thousands of dollars.
He turned the watch optically invisible, closed his eyes again, and carefully enjoyed the even pressure on his shoulders, gradually becoming sleepy.
"Wow!"
Just as he was about to fall asleep, a hoarse cry suddenly came from outside the bedroom door.
"Dick?!"
Sitting up suddenly, Chen Yu thought that Chen Erke had fallen, so he hurriedly opened the door and ran out, looking in the direction of the crying. He was stunned for a moment, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
I saw Chen Erke standing obediently in the corner of the living room, holding a broken plastic basin in his left hand, wiping tears with his right hand, crying under the scolding of Chen's mother.
Next to him, Chen Yike was carefully reading the piano scores without being disturbed at all.
Chen Sanke clapped happily.
"Hmm... what's going on?" Stretching, Chen Yu frowned and walked forward, looking Chen Erke up and down: "Are you in trouble?"
"I...I broke...the footbath..." Chen Erke choked with grievance.
"Tell her the footbath is plastic and not strong, so she insists on using it as a kickboard!" Chen's mother pinched her waist with both hands and looked at Chen Yu angrily: "Such a thin basin can leak even if it doesn't break after being kicked a few times, right? Shouldn’t it be beaten?”
"It deserves a beating." Chen Yu nodded in agreement: "This is already damaging furniture. Huskies know that they will be beaten if they break things."
"I...I..." Chen Erke pursed his lips and choked: "I just practice Taekwondo."
"Do you think you are justified in practicing Taekwondo?" Mother Chen raised the ruler in her hand and threatened, "You just kick the pot when practicing Taekwondo?"
"I kicked the third child, and the third child... wouldn't let me go!"
Mother Chen: "??"
"She kicked me and didn't let me fight back." Chen Sanke imitated Chen's mother's posture and put her hands on her hips: "How can this make sense."
"Okay, okay." Chen Yu blocked Chen Erke: "Isn't it just a basin? I'll buy it again."
"This is not a pot problem, you know? By the way, I wanted to have a good talk with you last week." Chen's mother turned to Chen Yu: "You're a little girl, what kind of Taekwondo do you want her to learn? Can you still get married in the future?"
"Get married?" Chen Yu suddenly sneered: "How can my sister get married? What the hell do you think?"
"???"×3
"No, I mean my sister, how could she not get married?"
“…”
The living room suddenly became quiet.
"In fact...actually..." Chen Erke carefully raised the plastic basin in his hand: "A basin only costs three yuan. The wooden boards sold in the gym cost nineteen yuan a set? Mom, I am saving you money..."
Hearing this, Mother Chen's face turned red with anger, and she looked at Chen Yu suddenly: "Is this how you usually educate your sister?"
"What the hell? Does this have anything to do with me?"
"Don't you know that an elder brother is like a father? If your sister doesn't educate her well, you are responsible!"
Chen Yu opened his mouth, turned to look at Chen Yike, stepped forward and patted her on the forehead: "Hey! Do you understand that a sister is like a mother? If your sister doesn't educate her well, you are responsible!"
Chen Yike: "..."
"How can you pass your responsibility to others?" Mother Chen picked up the small ruler and put it in Chen Yu's hand: "Here, you are the elder brother, you can beat me."
After taking the ruler, Chen Yu didn't want his sister to anger him, so he handed it over decisively: "Boss, you are the elder sister, so you can beat me."
Chen Yike took the ruler and said, "Mom, you hit me."
"I'll fight!" Chen Sanke raised his hand anxiously: "Let...let me do it!"
"Don't hit me!" Chen Erke was so frightened that he cried again when he saw the ruler: "Hit me so many times, I...am I obedient? Doesn't it prove that beating is useless? You should try preaching."
Mother Chen: “…”
Chen Yu: "It's useless to hit. It should be because I didn't hit hard enough."
Chen Yike: "It's useless to hit him, but it can relieve his anger."
Chen Sanke: "I have never been beaten by my parents. I really envy my second sister..."
(End of chapter)