[Super Dimension Store Recommended Products.]
[1. Shit Control Toilet 2.0: Produced by Geek Alliance in 2106. The integrated quantum chip efficiently uses subatomic particles to encode data, giving the toilet non-linear independent thinking and accurately controlling the power and direction of the liquid in the tank, allowing 100% of feces to remain in the toilet, unable to be flushed away by water, and keeping its shape intact. It embodies the extreme micro-manipulation capabilities of geeks on data and computing.]
[Compared with the 1.0 version of the toilet, the new generation 2.0 has established a variety of perfect models based on the usage data of the first-generation users, adding a variety of flushing solutions such as feces flushing, feces crushing and flying, feces changing complex geometric figures, etc. Show the ultimate in computing power. The price is 454 points.]
After viewing the first product, Chen Yu felt that the screen of his watch was shaking slightly.
"boom!"
He grabbed the pillow and threw it hard on the ground. Chen Yu roared: "Are you cheating me?!"
"Mr. Chen, what happened?" Xiao Taohong at the computer desk quickly turned around.
"Don't talk to me! I'm very emotionally unstable right now."
"Oh..." Xiao Taohong shrank her neck.
“…”
Sitting on the bed in silence for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, picked up a pillow and put it next to the bed. He tried to keep a calm mind and continued to slide the watch screen to the second product.
[2. Nuclear fusion incinerator: produced by Bliss Bundy Company in 2376. Essential equipment for a first-level crematorium. The built-in second-generation miniature strong magnetic controllable nuclear fusion reactor can efficiently synthesize helium and activate pure heat to heat the corpse in the incineration chamber. The cremation of the human corpse is completed within 0.2 seconds, leaving crystallized ashes. Through the free configuration plug-in, before the body is burned, the ashes can be customized into the shape you like, such as apples, badges, cups, necklaces, rings and other items or accessories. The price is 1220 points.]
"boom!"
Grabbing the pillow and throwing it to the ground again, Chen Yu roared: "It's still a trick, right?!"
He felt that there was an invisible force targeting him...
Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom and went straight to the bathroom. He was about to flush his brain with water like last time, but as soon as he turned on the faucet, he saw a figure sitting on the toilet out of the corner of his eye: "Fuck!"
Chen Sanke: "..."
"You scared me! Why don't you close the door when you go to the toilet?!"
Chen Sanke sat on the toilet seat and scratched his head: "I...I didn't go to the toilet."
"Why are you sitting on the toilet when you haven't gone to the toilet?"
"The trouser cord cannot be untied." Chen Sanke lifted up his shirt, pointed at the cord on his trousers, and blinked: "It's fastened."
Chen Yu: "..."
"I can't untie it no matter what." Chen Sanke fumbled to remove the rope buckle: "It's getting... tighter and tighter."
"How long have you been stuck here?"
"I came in after lunch." Chen Sanke raised his head and recalled carefully.
"God, why don't you ask for help?" Chen Yu put his head under the faucet in pain, hoping that the cold water would freeze his cerebral cortex.
"I can still hold it in."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Huh..."
After rinsing his head for a few minutes, Chen Yu felt that he had completely calmed down, so he walked up to Chen Sanke and reached out to grab the rope of her pants.
"...Are you buttoning or unbuttoning?"
"Unbutton it."
Chen Yu pointed at the large group of buttons that were tangled together like a snake ball in the middle of the trousers and opened his mouth: "Is this how mom taught you to unbutton?"
"Do you have the ability to untie it?" Chen Sanke suddenly raised his head and put his hands on his hips.
"You are so proud! What the hell is there to be proud of?!" Chen Yu put his head directly up and bit the rope with his mouth, using his teeth hard.
"boom!"
The trouser cord broke on the spot.
"hold head high… "
Chen Sanke lowered his head, touched his fat belly where the trouser cord had left a deep mark, and said blankly: "It's broken."
"If you keep going, your stomach will be strangled."
Picking up a towel and wiping his hair, Chen Yu spread his hands and said, "Ask your mother to get you a new trouser string. It's so tangled that you can't untie it at all."
"oh."
Chen Sanke nodded, moved his legs and staggered out.
"return."
Chen Yu pulled Chen Sanke back.
"Ang?" Chen Sanke was confused
"Ang, your sister, don't you need to go to the toilet?"
"Yes!"
Chen Sanke clapped her hands, her eyes lit up, she quickly took off her pants and sat on the toilet, looking at Chen Yu: "Mom said, no one can be around when using the toilet."
"...But you have to at least give me time to go out, right?"
"Boom!"
After closing the bathroom door, Chen Yu rubbed his face and returned to the bedroom.
Sitting on the bed, he raised his wrist again, calmed down, and checked the third product of the [Super Dimension Store].
[3.5-TCV injection: produced by Tongrentang Pharmaceutical Company 2276. Developed with reference to the monomorphic slow wave sleep pattern of bottlenose dolphins. After the user injects 5-TCV, the left and right brains can cycle to sleep within 244 hours to maintain brain work efficiency. However, long-term use can cause irreversible damage to the brain. It is recommended to use it again one month after the drug effect wears off. Priced at 252 points.]
"It's finally normal..."
Chen Yu almost cried with joy and directly clicked on the screen to buy a 5-TCV injection. For his next plan, this kind of thing is absolutely necessary.
[270 points consumed (product + tax), remaining points 1409]
"Only death and taxes are inevitable..."
A small space-time wormhole appeared, and a white express box fell.
Perhaps due to the long shock of being exposed to the huge express box in the morning, Chen Yu felt a little uncomfortable when he suddenly saw such a "pocket" box.
"Mr. Chen, here you go!"
Xiao Taohong picked up the box diligently and handed it to Chen Yu.
"Be good, put it aside, I won't use it for now, go and write code."
"yes!"
Lying down in a large font, Chen Yu continued to slide the watch screen.
According to his past experience, after the first "normal" product appears, subsequent products should also become "normal".
[4. Lin Ruian Bao Disguise Robot: Produced by Lin Rui Technology Company in 2219. A group of four, driven by weak artificial intelligence software, can accurately complete set tasks and possess certain linear thinking abilities. Equipped with a pulse-type stun gun to camouflage or hide the figure through optical camouflage. Free direct DG interface charging cable and voltage transformer ball. It can also be charged slowly via solar energy. The price is 220 points.]
"This is a good thing!"
Chen Yu moved the screen closer, reread the instructions carefully, and decisively clicked on the purchase option: "Brain wave recognition finally worked, and I got exactly what I needed..."
[234 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 1175.]
As the words fell, a space-time wormhole appeared in the bedroom for the second time.
Xiao Taohong, who was sitting on the chair, was eager to try. Just as she was about to stand up, she saw Chen Yu's stern eyes and was immediately frightened.
"Boom!"
Then, the express box with a side length of two and a half meters fell heavily, making a big hole in the floor.
Chen Yu: "..."
After a long silence, Chen Yu turned to look at Xiao Taohong and said, "Why didn't you pick her up this time?"
"You...didn't you tell me not to move with your eyes..."
"I'm telling you with my eyes to move quickly!"
"Oh! Then I'll move now..."
"It's too late! No need to move. They're all out."
“…”
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(Note: This chapter is updated by Silver Alliance Leader 'Hjz666")
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