Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 236: Bloodbath in the zoo

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Beijing, west of the city zoo, inside the Monkey Mountain.

A metal arch suddenly appeared out of thin air, frightening dozens of tourists outside the glass shield.

Then, Chen Yu, who was wearing a mask and a mage's robe, walked out with a pillow in his arms, aimed at a monkey that was staring blankly at him, picked up the pillow and hit it on the head.

"boom!"

The monkey was knocked to the ground and fell into a coma on the spot.

"Squeak!"

"squeak!"

The monkeys suddenly exploded and ran away, screaming.

There were also some big monkeys who picked up fruits and stones and threw them at Chen Yu.

But before these throwable objects could land on Chen Yu, they were blocked by Xiao Taohong who walked out.

"Check it out."

"yes."

Xiao Taohong nodded, and two red lights suddenly shot out from the mask, scanning the entire body of the fainted monkey.

"what is that?"

"A show?"

"I'm super! The master of grass time and space UP! It's the master of grass time and space UP!"

"Quick! Take a photo for me! I want to take a photo with the UP owner!"

"Anchor! Look at me! Look here..."

Outside the glass shield of Monkey Mountain, tourists also began to be confused.

Chen Yu ignored it and stood there, waiting seriously for Xiao Taohong's scan results.

"no problem."

A minute later, the red light in Xiao Taohong's eyes disappeared. She turned to look at Chen Yu and reported: "A special substance is balancing the flora in the monkey's body and slowly improving the monkey's physiological constitution."

"The special substance is the microorganism mentioned in the description. Won't it cause harm?"

"It's just adjusting the flora in the body, so it shouldn't be. But I can't scan the deeper chemical changes."

"Is this so..."

Chen Yu thought for a moment, walked to the glass shield, stretched out his finger and tapped it.

"Dong dong dong."

"ah… "

Many people outside the shield were frightened and backed away.

"Who is that?" Chen Yu pointed at a young woman wearing glasses and said, "Do me a favor and call the zoo administrator or breeder."

The young woman clutched her backpack tightly, obviously frightened.

"Master UP! I'll call for you!" Another young man ran over, jumping up and down excitedly: "Can I take a photo with you?"

"no problem."

Chen Yu nodded, straightened his back, and made a scissor hand gesture.

"Thank you! Thank you!"

After taking more than ten group photos in a row, the young man was satisfied and took a step forward to find the zoo manager.

Taking advantage of this time, Chen Yu picked up the pillow and knocked out four more monkeys.

According to the description of War Pillow, this product can enhance human physiological functions, but it was produced at the end of the 24th century. Chen Yu was not sure whether the human body in the 21st century could withstand such a "big supplement" if converted to a human body in the 21st century, so he Prepare to find some animals for live experiments first.

Make sure it is harmless to humans before using this product for live evaluation.

"The family must be neat and tidy..."

Xiao Taohong muttered, arranged the five monkeys in order of size, and placed them flat on the ground.

Not long after, several middle-aged men who looked like leaders walked into the back hill with a large number of staff and police officers, keeping a distance of five meters from Chen Yu.

"Are you...are you the host of the Time and Space program?" the leader asked tentatively.

"It's me." Chen Yu nodded and got straight to the point: "I need these monkeys, can I take them with me?"

"No...it doesn't matter." The leader nodded decisively: "Just go through some formalities. I've brought all the documents. Just sign, okay?"

"O**K."

Stepping forward, under the respectful "service" of everyone, Chen Yu took the document, wrote Wang Chun's name, reached out and patted the middle-aged man on the shoulder: "Thank you."

"No...it doesn't matter. This is what we should do." The leader was flattered: "Can I ask what you need these monkeys for?"

Chen Yu closed his mouth and was silent for a moment, sorting out his words in his mind.

But this silence, the leader thought that Chen Yu was offended, and he bowed and apologized in a hurry: "Yes...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to inquire about your information, I just wanted to ask you whether these five capuchin monkeys are enough, and if they are not enough, we can still have."

"Huh?" Chen Yu was surprised: "Really?"

"..." The leader began to sweat on his forehead, and nodded against his scalp: "Really...really."

"That's great!" Chen Yu immediately held the leader's hands: "Speaking of it, a place as big as the floating castle is really lonely. I happen to want to do experiments, so please give me more animals."

"No...no problem, but...but..."

"Do you want to regret it?" Chen Yu's voice increased.

"No!" The leader shook his head violently: "I just need to ask my superiors for instructions!"

"Then hurry up, I'll pick it up first."

"Okay...Okay..." The leader swallowed, took out his cell phone tremblingly, and contacted his superiors.

"It's better to be a public servant of the people!"

Chen Yu sighed, without saying anything, pointing to a breeder: "Go show me the other animals, I'll pick them first."

"Please... please come with me."

This breeder didn't know about the Overtime Review, nor did he know Chen Yu, but looking at the huge portal and the fearful performance of the leaders, he naturally knew that Chen Yu was a super big shot and did not dare to neglect it.

Under the guidance of the staff, Chen Yu and Xiao Taohong headed east and soon arrived at the Orangutan Pavilion.

"This is good. You can put it in the Forbidden Forest and raise it with the monkeys." Chen Yu stopped and handed the pillow to Xiao Taohong: "Go and knock three of them out, one male and two females, and take them away."

"good!"

Xiao Taohong nodded, took the pillow, and eagerly rushed into the group of orangutans from the keeper's door, waving the pillow and knocking three of them unconscious.

"If these three orangutans eat 'specific omega-3 concentrated oil', they should be able to become as smart as humans."

Long-term contact with high technology has unknowingly given Chen Yu the unique urge to commit suicide that is unique to scientific researchers...

After collecting five capuchin monkeys and three gorillas, Chen Yu continued to move forward and "captured" four more giraffes, four sika deers, five white cranes, two dragon turtles, three camels, and five small raccoons. , dozens of ornamental birds, and two flat-headed brothers.

After selecting these, the higher-level departments of the zoo management and many official leaders also rushed over and surrounded Chen Yu like stars.

In the outermost circle are numerous police officers with guns and live ammunition.

"These little animals are pretty good, but I don't know how to keep them. The mages in the castle don't know either, so I just wanted to ask if I could borrow some keepers from your zoo?"

Hearing this, many leaders' eyes lit up instantly: "No problem! This is a good thing, we support it unconditionally!"

"Thank you. I'll pay the salary."

"No, no! You don't have to be responsible for wages, feeding, food, and living environment. Just leave it all to us."

"Then I'm welcome." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Let's go to the East District again."

"There's nothing interesting to see in the East...the East District." The accompanying leader was surprised and quickly pointed to the north: "The North District is beautiful, and the animals are also very cute. There are elephants, hippos, rhinos, and an aquarium."

"Really?" Chen Yu looked to the north: "But I don't want to raise elephants, hippopotamuses, etc. They are too big. I heard that farts are very smelly."

"But there are also many small animals. For example, Eagle Mountain is in the North District." The leader said seductively: "Don't you want to raise a few eagles? There are also owls! They match your castle very well."

"Eagle is okay... Let's go to the North District and have a look."

"Okay, okay! You go first!"

"Wow!"

Just when everyone was about to change direction, Xiao Taohong had good eyesight and saw the billboard in the distance, and said excitedly: "There is a giant panda pavilion in the East District!"

Leaders: “…”

"Giant panda?!" Chen Yu was surprised.

(End of chapter)