Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, Inc., Office of the President.
"Bang bang!"
There was a knock on the solid wood door.
"Enter."
"President Kerr." A plump white female assistant stepped forward and handed a document to the table: "The board of directors issued an order to obtain an interactive quota for "Super Dimension Review" and collect samples no matter what. , start research as soon as possible.”
"Have the funds come down?"
"The account has been credited and you are solely responsible for it."
Hearing this, an indescribable huge pressure instantly fell on President Kerr.
He stood up, put his hands in his pockets, walked to the window, looked at the scenery in the distance, and layers of cold sweat broke out on his back: "How is the company's stock?"
"..." The female assistant to the board of directors was silent for a moment, then uttered two words: "The whole situation collapsed."
“…”
"The confidence of stock investors has been lost, causing a chain reaction. Although most stock investors did not know what happened, they saw the stocks of all pharmaceutical companies plummeting and sold their stocks one after another, causing a greater chain reaction."
"What does the official department say?"
"We are negotiating with various pharmaceutical groups. Several major investment banks on Wall Street are also panicking and are on their way. But you are not responsible for these. You have only one task, get a quota! Collect samples!"
"… Understood."
The president nodded, took a deep breath, and pressed the button on his desk.
Then, seven assistants hurried over and stood in front of him.
"All the funds in Account B will be transferred to 28 subsidiary pharmaceutical companies in batches, giving full play to the advantages of our multinational group and participating in quota competitions on different platforms and in different ways."
"We don't have much funds." The female assistant frowned: "If this continues, we may not be in the top three."
"Top three?" The president sneered, pointing to the string of numbers on the document: "With this money, it is difficult to get into the top five! Rather than fighting for the top five on one platform, it is better for all subsidiaries to have a greater chance of competing on the entire platform. Super The Master of Time and Space UP doesn’t just choose whoever has the most money.”
"Okay, you're responsible anyway." The female assistant shrugged.
"I remember that there was a department in the company that once analyzed the psychological profile of the master of Chrono UP, right?"
"Yes." Among the seven people, a male assistant nodded: "There are two psychology majors in the human resources department, and they have done psychological portraits of UP owners in their spare time."
"Call those two people over! Change the names of each subsidiary on the platform in line with the UP owner's way of thinking and logic."
"yes!"
…
Jianguo, NASA headquarters building.
"Director, the funds have been approved and will be sent to the account immediately."
"good."
The director had a sullen face and nodded vigorously: "Every department is prepared. This product is a bit special, so we must grab the spot! Even if you spend money, you will get it!"
"yes!"
…
Huaxia, Academy of Sciences.
"Teacher, I got the news that we will not participate in the competition for quotas in "Overtime Review" this time?"
A middle-aged man walked into the sterile laboratory of the medical school, picked up the microphone, and shouted anxiously to the old man in the glass laboratory: "The fugitive dopamine and microorganisms are very important! Why aren't you participating? It's too late!" It will be too late to transfer some funds.”
"participate?"
The old dean held a glass test tube with "Microbiology" written on it in his left hand and turned around. His eyes in the fully enclosed helmet were puzzled: "Why do you want to participate? Spend that money on nothing?"
Middle-aged man: “…”
…
After Chen Yu announced the true efficacy of pillow fighting, many companies, groups, governments, institutions, and scientific organizations around the world were instantly confused.
Compared with the products that Chen Yu has reviewed in the past, this inconspicuous little thing is a big killer that can immediately change people's livelihood and society!
In the floating castle, Chen Yu raised his wrist and glanced at the "black" watch screen. He faced the camera and said seriously: "It seems that everyone already understands the special characteristics of this product. So what are the lottery rules for this interactive live broadcast? It also needs to be changed.”
"First, people who are completely healthy should not participate in the barrage competition. Leave the opportunity to compatriots who are in a more urgent physiological state. Moreover, the selected people cannot leave after the interaction and must participate in subsequent tests."
"Second, the university group will be canceled and replaced by the hospital group. All major hospitals around the world can participate in the competition for quotas and call in thirty patients and three doctors, no more and no less."
"Third, some substances on the pillow can be collected, but the entire thing cannot be stolen. Otherwise, the employer and the authorities will blacklist the person."
"No more nonsense. As usual, the first is the barrage team."
Chen Yu walked to the portal and waved: "Select ten IDs in total, start now!"
[Don’t rob me! I jumped over the building! It’s not easy to use your brain!]
[It’s like someone has a good brain!]
[My whole family is sick, thank you.]
[I am sick too!]
[I am ill!]
[I am too sick to understand!]
[Please! I am really sick! Stop grabbing it!]
[Raise your hand if you are weak, does poverty and illness count?]
[UP host creates a new era of live broadcast...]
Perhaps Chen Yu's instructions had an effect. In the live broadcast room where 14 million viewers gathered, the amount of barrage refreshes was much less than usual.
Chen Yu waited for a few minutes and then said: "Stop!"
"The ten lucky ones from the barrage group have been selected, now let's start reading the list."
“Bilibili platform, ID’s words come from under the moon; ID can’t be pulled.”
"Douyu platform, ID Qinglian leader."
"Youtui platform, ID Zhu Li said..."
After a slight pause in words, Chen Yu frowned, turned off the audio in the live broadcast room, and shouted: "Hermione!"
"I am here!"
The magical girl immediately appeared behind Chen Yu: "Your Excellency, principal, is there any problem?"
"Please help me see what this word means." Chen Yu raised his arm and pointed at the screen and asked.
"I'll do it! I know a lot of words too!"
Xiao Taohong put her head forward, eager to show off: "Say this word! Zhu Li says it!"
"That's wrong." Hermione shook her head: "This character is pronounced '涚'! Zhu Lizhu!"
"Oh, this is a bad name. Go down."
"OK."
Hermione nodded, waved her staff, and disappeared.
Chen Yu reopened the audio input in the live broadcast room and repeated: "Youtui platform, ID Zhu Lizhu."
"N station platform, ID... um."
Chen Yu was stunned and carefully observed the numerous ID names posted on the N station: "Why are they all in Chinese? Isn't this a Japanese platform? But China has already selected many people, so we can't choose any more, so just skip them."
"Periscope platform, ID'wenyejie'."
“Twitch platform…”
After reading out the ten IDs, Chen Yu put down his watch and said loudly: "The above ten friends have opened private chat permissions. Please send me the address within one minute. Note that the location should be wider."
[Mr. Zha! It’s all Mr. Zha!]
[Those who can be selected are pulled out to form a team, and all card-drawing companies will be yellow.]
[Anyway, I wish them all good health.]
[Are you sure this is a blessing?]
[The world belongs to the European Emperor after all.]
[I cried.]
[Don't cry, there will be many opportunities to cry in the future...]
“Next, it’s the reward team’s turn.”
Chen Yu raised his right hand and shouted: "Contribute to charity for all mankind! Wave your banknotes! Start!"
[Tip: NASA Aviation is sending out 5,000 Super Time Glory!]
[NASA sends out flash lights × 20,000!]
[NASA sends super rocket ×58888!]
[Tip: NASA aviation sends... ]
"Wait a minute!" Chen Yu suddenly stopped, showed the watch screen in front of the camera, and said dissatisfied: "This NASA is swiping the screen, kick it!"
[NASA Aerospace: "What???"]
More updates will be added tonight!
(End of chapter)