Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 242: Slaughter the city! (superior)

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Pacific Equator, Hogwarts Floating Castle, in the central courtyard.

After confirming all the IDs of the barrage group, reward group, and hospital group, Chen Yu walked to the portal and sent them one by one according to the private message address on the watch screen.

“Barrage group, Bilibili platform, ID Yuexiayan…”

The space was instantly distorted and the connection was successful. A young man ran in quickly and opened his arms excitedly to hug Chen Yu, but was blocked by the Auror magician.

"Master U! I am your fan! A loyal fan!"

"Let's not talk about this for now." Chen Yu looked at the other person up and down: "It was previously stipulated that those who are healthy should not participate in the interaction. Are you sick?"

"I'm sick! I'm sick!" The young man smiled happily and shook his head proudly: "I'm quite seriously ill."

"… What disease?"

"Schizophrenia! The clinical symptoms are mainly rupture of thinking, hehe! Isn't that awesome?" The young man jumped up and took out a folded document from his arms: "Look, this is the DSM diagnosis of schizophrenia symptoms. This Are the diagnostic criteria for CCMD…”

"Okay, okay! No need to read, I believe it. Just stand aside and wait for the interaction, bro."

"How do you know if I'm sick without looking at it? I'm not sick yet, I'm normal..."

"Sir, please follow me." Hermione stepped forward and bowed politely.

"Don't worry, I'll prove it to the UP master first... Uh-huh!"

Halfway through the words, the young man was dragged away by Hermione covering his mouth.

"I hope you recover."

Looking at the other party with pity, Chen Yu disconnected the space connection and entered the second ID address of the barrage group.

"Bilibili platform, how many IDs do you need..."

With the previous example of "Yue Xia Yuan Yue", the interactors who were sent later took the initiative to prove their physical condition.

It was just the turn of an interactor on the afreeca TV platform, and there were a few small deviations.

"The chicken cake in the nest is breast hyperplasia." The big man said in unskilled Chinese.

"..." Chen Yu was silent for a moment and took the lightsaber from Hermione's hand: "... I'll give you a chance to revise it again."

"It's...it's prostatic hyperplasia..."

After the ten members of the barrage group were transferred, Chen Yu started to transfer the ten IDs of the reward group.

"Bilibili platform, ID Thai Airways Pharmaceuticals."

"Douyin platform, ID Juhua Pharmaceutical."

"Youtui platform, Ministry of Health of the Union..."

The people in the reward group were very calm. They simply shook hands with Chen Yu when they walked out of the portal, and then stood aside without attracting attention.

With such efficiency, it took only four minutes to reach the hospital team.

"Hospital Group, Bilibili Platform, Smart National Hospital."

The moment the space connected, thirty white men and women in hospital uniforms swooped out and surrounded Chen Yu. They thanked, bowed, and even cried and knelt down on the spot.

The chatter and chaos made Chen Yu's scalp swell.

"Okay, don't waste your time. I'm not the savior, so I don't need to do this. Sister, please don't kiss my right foot... Hey! That doctor! Stay away from the giant panda..."

The space of the metal arch was connected and disconnected, and batches of selected patients from the hospital team came excitedly. Under the guidance of Hermione and the four Auror mages, they waited anxiously in the corner.

"Finally... Douyu Platform, ID Fujian Tianpu Hospital."

"Buzz!"

The space inside the metal arch fluctuated briefly. An old man took the lead, staggered over, and knelt down in front of Chen Yu: "Are you Doctor Apozhu? My great benefactor! You saved our family!"

"Wait a minute."

Chen Yu skillfully helped the old man up and pointed at Hermione: "It's the UP master, not Po Zhu. I'm not a doctor either. Follow this little girl. Everyone behind you, please calm down. The entire hospital team has nothing but to kneel down. Isn’t there any other way to show up here?”

"Hello Mr. Wang! I'm from Tianpu Hospital..." The middle-aged dean reached out and before he finished speaking, he saw the evil eyes under Chen Yu's mask and decisively shut up, instructing the patients to leave in despair.

"Then the interaction personnel from the three groups of barrage, reward, and hospital are in place." Chen Yu faced the camera and opened his arms: "The delay is not short. The rules of the game can be summarized in one sentence."

"Pick up the pillow and attack everyone around you! The last one who can stay standing is the winner!"

"This is the prize for the winner." He took out the white pillow from the box, patted it gently, and said loudly, "You will get it permanently. And no one or organization can rob it, otherwise they will become my enemy."

When everyone at the scene heard this, they started talking, especially the ten people in the reward group, whose eyes almost glowed green.

[envious…]

[What a pity. If I am elected, these sick young men will be punched one by one.]

[Hit with a pillow! Not with fists, god!]

[A pillow can at least sell a small target, right?]

[I report it! That fat man is our dean, and one of the patients is his wife!]

[Haha, think about it with your brain, how many real patients are there here?]

[Except those who have amputations from the head down, I don’t trust anyone!]

[Pillow fight, we can also play this game!]

[Go buy pillows now, Jingcheng Haidian wants to play with me.]

[The reward group has great advantages! Physically healthier than other interactants.]

[The world really belongs to Kryptonologists...]

"The product introduction, staff gathering, and rules description are all completed, let's go directly to the next item! Performance evaluation!"

After that, Chen Yu skillfully slid the virtual earth with his right hand and chose Aladdin City, a sparsely populated city in Inner Mongolia, China.

Waiting for the space connection to be successful, Chen Yu picked up the big white box containing 500 pillows and stepped into the portal: "All of them are here! Follow me, one pillow for each person, no matter male, female, old or young, smash everyone you see!"

"Have a pillow fight all over the city!"

Inner Mongolia, Aladdin City, People's Square.

The arrival of winter has made this small city with a permanent population of less than 300,000 particularly depressed.

However, as the densest commercial district in the city, it is still quite lively as it is approaching the New Year and shopping for New Year’s goods.

"Buzz!"

At 9:38 a.m., a metal arch five meters high and three meters wide appeared out of thin air! Under the horrified gaze of countless people, a temporary fish stall and two stalls selling couplets were overturned.

In the crowded square, the silence was like a plague, quickly spreading throughout the place...

"Hey, isn't it the city with the least population? Why are there so many people?" Chen Yu was confused as he walked out the door holding the box.

Then, one interactor after another followed Chen Yu out of the portal, and soon occupied the territory in the center of the square.

The crowds of people purchasing new year goods slowly retreated and dispersed due to the inexplicable spread of panic.

"Damn it! It's the Master of Time and Space UP!"

"Portal! That's a portal!"

There are also a small number of young people who understand the time-space evaluation and are frantically moving forward.

[Awesome haha! I'm nearby! What an unexpected surprise! !]

[You can play pillow fights without drawing, you are the real European god!]

[Suddenly I feel sorry for that old man who came all the way from Inner Mongolia to Japan... ]

[My home is a bit far away, I hope I can catch up.]

[Seeking the psychological shadow area of the masses in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.]

"Ha! It's fun when there are people!"

Xiao Taohong got out flexibly, picked up a pillow in the box, and eagerly asked: "Wang, can we start now?"

"Okay! You can only hit it with a pillow, and you can't hit the interactors. You can't faint. It's a BUG. Go somewhere farther away to play."

"Okay~~~"

"So… "

Lifting the box, Chen Yu dumped all the pillows on the ground, then threw them away, grabbed a pillow with one hand, and pointed directly at the crowd in the square: "Soldiers, listen to the order!"

"Regardless of men, women, old or young! Knock them all down! No matter how hard you hit them! Charge!"

"Come on!"×200+

(Note: I only added one chapter, and there are still a few days to celebrate the New Year, so there are too many things. I can’t guarantee 8,000 or 9,000 words a day, sorry for that.)

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