Time, spent a week in sparse light snow.
In the days without a father or a mother, the fourth young master of the Chen family was extremely happy.
In addition to being able to eat at restaurants every day, we can also play together all night long. Even if they wake up late the next day, they can still call each other's class teacher and postpone school time because of "cold".
For this reason, Chen Yike, the most considerate little cotton-padded jacket, sends text messages to his parents every day, advising them to play for a few more days, and it is best to come back after the New Year...
The only thing that dissatisfied Chen Yu was taking care of Chen Sanke on Saturdays and Sundays.
This is so painful.
Chen Sanke seems to have endless energy and never gets tired no matter how much she plays. It's stronger than the high-polymer graphene battery in Xiao Taohong's body.
And only play exciting, addictive, and dangerous games.
Such as climbing curtains, doing somersaults, getting through gaps, racing with dogs, jumping from the wardrobe...
The tormented Chen Yu was miserable.
"well… "
Taking out his phone and checking the time, Chen Yu scratched his head in pain.
Today is Saturday, half past one in the afternoon.
In ten minutes, Chen Yike will take Chen Erke to the tutoring class.
In other words, he still has the last ten minutes of "stable" time.
"Yeah! It's finally done!"
At this time, Xiao Taohong at the desk pulled out the last document from the printer and cheered loudly.
Chen Yu heard the reputation and asked, "Is this all the professors' information? Have you finished collecting it?"
"The collection is complete!" Xiao Taohong proudly handed out a thick stack of documents: "Take a look, are they detailed?"
Sitting up, Chen Yu took the document and read it carefully.
But after just reading a few pages, his face began to darken.
"It's good that I ask you to collect detailed information... But there is no need to find out your menstrual period, the number of times you have been married, or even the number of bowel movements per day, right?!"
"People think this is important information!" Xiao Taohong said seriously: "In nature, many animals use feces to track prey or avoid predators. It is always good to have more information."
"...Okay, more information is always good. But I don't see personality, social relationships, family situation, academic achievements, etc. as more important."
"What you said is too simple." Xiao Taohong puffed up her chest: "You can find it by searching on the Internet. And the intelligence collected by Xiao Taohong is all exclusive secrets. Personal computers, surveillance cameras, APP controlled mattresses, Including the smart toilets in many professors’ homes, I hacked into them. Hehe, awesome... "
"Snapped!"
Chen Yu waved the document and slapped Xiao Taohong on the head: "So you've been digging up gossip for a week?!"
"I guess you are not very satisfied."
"What the hell do you need to guess?" Chen Yu threw the document on the table: "Check again! I want to check their social relationships, moral standards, whether they have violated disciplines, plagiarized, stolen papers, academic misconduct, and perfunctory teaching. , enslaving students and other behaviors.”
"Then you don't want these?" Xiao Taohong caressed the documents reluctantly and hesitated: "There are many more that I finally found out later, such as fetishes, foot-eating, cheating records of partners... Even several male professors There are photos of women dressed in... "
"No." Chen Yu sneered: "Am I such a boring person? Just keep the photos of women dressed up."
“…”
"Boom!"
There was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike shouted from outside the door: "Brother! The second child and I are going to school. Come out quickly and take care of the third child."
"Got it." Chen Yu roared, and then seriously told Xiao Taohong: "The women's clothing photos are important information, you must keep them."
Xiao Taohong: "..."
…
When Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, Chen Yike handed two exercise books into his hands: "This is the math and Chinese homework for the third child. I urge her to finish it."
"Kindergarten also has homework?" Chen Yu frowned and flipped through the exercise book irritably: "Is there any heavenly justice?"
"Just hold on for two more days. My parents will be back next week. Let's go first."
"Goodbye, brother!" Chen Erke put a band-aid on the corner of his mouth and waved vigorously: "Today, the teacher taught me how to learn side kicking. Tell the third child not to run away and wait to die at night."
Chen Yu: "Okay, I will convey it. But when you come back in the evening, you can buy more Band-Aids."
"no problem."
"Boom!"
The security door was tightly closed.
The room fell into silence, making the living room feel particularly empty.
"Are the sisters gone?"
Not long after, Chen Sanke held the dog's tail and staggered out of the master bedroom, rubbing his eyes: "What time is it?"
"It's two o'clock soon." Chen Yu threw the two exercise books on the ground with a bang and pointed: "Do your homework."
Chen Sanke stared down for a long time, then pointed at the exercise book and looked at Husky: "Do your homework."
"I let you do it!"
"It's time to learn, too."
"Woof!" The husky nodded in agreement, stretched out his paw and opened the exercise book.
"You really don't treat yourself like a dog?" Chen Yu quickly snatched the notebook and put it into Chen Sanke's hand: "You do it!"
"Grasshopper." Chen Sanke said pitifully, "Don't force me..."
"Snapped!"
Slapping Chen Sanke on the forehead, Chen Yu grabbed her clothes and dragged her to the sofa: "How many times have I said this? Don't use words you don't know how to use! Do your homework!"
"Then I've finished writing, can you play with me?" Chen Sanke bargained.
"… able."
"Don't lie to me!"
"Brother doesn't lie."
"Yeah!" Chen Sanke nodded excitedly, picked up the pencil on the coffee table, opened the math exercise book, and answered the questions quickly.
"Shuashuashua..."
The tip of the pen rubs against the paper quickly, creating a comfortable white noise.
"One page is done!"
Chen Sanke cheered and turned to the next page.
"Another page is finished!"
Turn to the next page.
"It's all done!"
Chen Sanke jumped up and hugged Chen Yu's neck: "Grasshopper, I've finished all the math problems."
"So fast?" Chen Yu was shocked and looked Chen Sanke up and down: "Could it be that you are a genius?"
"What is a genius?"
"It's like you solved the questions so quickly."
"I can be faster!" Chen Sanke put his hands on his hips: "It's very simple."
"Is the question very simple?" Chen Yu picked up the exercise book in surprise, his expression suddenly stiffened.
[3+4=2]
[4+4=2]
[1+8=2]
[10+3=2]
[12+12=2…]
"2! 2! 2! It's all 2!" Chen Yu roared: "Are you fooling a retarded person here?!"
"The teacher has said that it is normal to make mistakes during the learning process." Chen Sanke explained.
"But it's not normal if you don't get any of them right. Third child! Do your homework for me! Don't make me angry."
"… well."
Chen Sanke sighed, and his energetic momentum immediately waned. He held the pencil and looked at the question hesitantly, scratching his head and scratching his head: "It's so difficult..."
Chen Yu ignored it and lay on the sofa scrolling through his phone.
"so hard… "
"It's so difficult, so difficult!"
"too difficult… "
Chen Sanke shouted while secretly glancing at Chen Yu and rubbing against him: "It's so hard!"
"Can you shut up while doing your homework?"
"I don't know how to do it." Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh: "Grasshopper, teach me."
"You're so clingy!" Chen Yu scratched his head in pain: "I won't raise a daughter even if you beat me to death."
"Mom said you may not even be able to find a partner."
"… grass."
"You said bad words."
"Shut up!"
(End of chapter)