Standing up, Chen Yu took out a ruler from under the coffee table, slapped it on the exercise book, and said sternly: "Can I do my homework?"
"able."
"Do!"
"I...I..." Chen Sanke glanced timidly at Chen Yu: "I can do it if I have the tools."
"What tool? Calculator?"
"Cookies."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Buy me biscuits, and I'll definitely be able to calculate it correctly!" Chen Sanke licked his lips: "Really."
"...Okay, you said so."
"Uh-huh."
Putting down the ruler, Chen Yu turned around decisively, put on his shoes, pushed open the security door and left.
Five minutes later, he entered the supermarket, grabbed a few items and left them on the counter.
"Boss, three bags of biscuits and two bottles of yogurt, check out."
"Twenty-four dollars."
"Scan WeChat."
"here… "
After paying the money, Chen Yu took the snacks and took the elevator back home. He threw the snacks on the sofa and said through gritted teeth: "I bought it, will you make it now?"
"Okay, okay!" Chen Sanke nodded repeatedly, happily opened the bag, took out seven biscuits and placed them on the table: "Look, three biscuits plus four biscuits equals seven! So 3+ 4=7!”
As she said that, she picked up the pencil and wrote 7 after 3+4.
"That's right!" Chen Sanke cheered: "I didn't fool you, Grasshopper? I told you, buy me... some biscuits and I can answer the question correctly."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Next is four plus four, which equals...eight cookies!"
"12+12=24 biscuits! Click, click..."
While writing, Chen Sanke started eating, swinging her short legs happily.
“14+14=…”
Two minutes later, she wiped the corners of her mouth and said, "Grasshopper, there are not enough biscuits, so I can't count."
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu slowly raised his palm: "I think that in addition to biscuit counting, slap counting should also be useful. What is the equivalent of 14 slaps plus 14 slaps?"
Chen Sanke was startled and hurriedly covered his cheeks: "Enough...enough, enough biscuits..."
It took twenty-six minutes.
The two pages of math problems were finally finished with difficulty.
As for the simple Chinese language questions left, Chen Yu originally thought that Chen Sanke could finish them quietly by himself, but he didn't expect that the torture would be more intense.
"Brother, how do you solve this question?"
"Grasshopper, I don't know how to do this question..."
"What does this question mean?"
Chen Yu closed his eyes, rubbed his temples hard, took a deep breath, and tried to calm his tone and said, "What did you learn in school?"
“Drawing, singing, and kneading plasticine.”
"Don't the teacher teach Chinese language questions?"
"Teach." Chen Sanke nodded, then shook his head: "I haven't learned it yet."
"...Don't ask if you haven't learned yet?! I just can't understand it. If you don't study in school, why are you going to a stupid school? With poor grades, don't you feel a little bit guilty?"
"Your grades are...worse than mine."
"Shut up!"
Chen Yu yelled, grabbed the Chinese exercise book, picked up the ruler on the coffee table, and pointed at the first question: "Write it as fast as you can. I'm not a kindergarten teacher. I'll beat you if you make a mistake."
"Adults can't spank children."
"The key point is that I am a child too. Write!"
Chen Sanke pouted, held the pencil tightly, read the question for a long time, and scratched his head: "What does it mean to use 'xx' and 'like' to make a sentence?"
"Didn't I give you an example earlier?" Chen Yu pointed at the topic with a ruler: "My sister sings as beautifully as an oriole. Just use so and so... like... to make a sentence. For example, my brother runs as fast as a cheetah."
"Oh! My brother runs like a cheetah... How do you write cheetah?"
"Don't copy me, think for yourself."
"Um… "
Chen Sanke frowned and racked his brains to think.
After a long time, she saw the husky in the corner and had an idea: "Brother eats as fast as a dog!"
"I C..." Chen Yu suddenly raised the ruler and almost slapped Chen Sanke in the face. I also forced myself to hold back the curse words that came out of my mouth.
"What?"
"...It's nothing." Chen Yu took the eraser and threw it on the notebook: "Change! This won't work."
"Then... can it be changed to my sister eating as fast as a dog?"
“…”
Chen Yu was silent for a moment, then suddenly gave a thumbs up: "This is okay, absolutely."
"Hey!" Chen Sanke happily dropped the word "brother" and changed it to sister.
"I don't know how to solve the second question either, just use one sentence after another."
"Look at the example questions." Chen Yu tapped the ruler: "It's time to go to school, and students are returning to class one by one. Please change the scene."
"Um… "
Chen Sanke bit her index finger and thought for a long time: "It's time to get off work, and daddy comes home one after another."
“…”
"May I?"
"Yes, it's even better!"
…
A week later, Father Chen and Mother Chen finally had enough fun and went home.
Chen Yu was also able to let go of the pestering Chen Sanke, and spent the precious two days of Saturday and Sunday doing smearing work in the castle library.
The artificial island under the floating castle was built faster than planned. In just half a month, the outline of the island was completed. This comes from official material assistance from various countries, which reduces the workload of seabed sand dredging.
The education system of Super Dimension Academy has also been completely formed.
Dozens of disciplines including the Department of Physics, Department of Mathematics, Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, Department of Medicine, Department of Biology, and Department of Electronic Technology have all been established.
However, because there were too many subjects, it would look crowded if they were all "packed" inside the castle. After discussion, Chen Yu divided most of the open space outside the castle. Especially the Forbidden Forest, which covers an extremely large area, was demolished in half by Hermione, and the space suddenly became much wider.
In the future, high-tech laboratories for various major disciplines will be built in this area for teaching and research.
It is worth mentioning that with the help of the information collected by Xiao Taohong, Chen Yu eliminated 22 professors with bad problems and permanently banned them.
The remaining more than 300 professors can all be determined to be "relatively" excellent people. Chen Yu also assuredly gave them access to the first floor of the library.
Of course, it's just in and out, it's still impossible to touch the books.
After all, 99% of the books have not been painted, making it inconvenient for everyone to take them casually.
If you want to borrow books, you can only submit a written application to Hermione, and you can get it only after being personally reviewed by Principal Chen Yu.
Chen Yu is extremely concerned about the progress of students.
In his spare time, he just wanted to think about how, as a high school scumbag, he had the opportunity to become the principal of many top academics. The feeling of exhilaration from the inside out made him feel numb.
Therefore, under Chen Yu's personal supervision, the first global enrollment of Super Dimension Academy was officially launched five days ago!
A total of 1,800 top students from 122 countries and regions were invited to the floating castle to take exams and interviews one month later.
In order to increase the sense of presence, 1,800 parchment invitations with retro designs were all stamped by Chen Yu himself.
Originally he planned to sign, but considering that the handwriting was not so "inscrutable", he regretfully gave up.
In order to highlight the high standards of Super Dimension Academy, out of 1,800 candidates, we plan to only recruit 80.
Nearly twenty-three to one! Those who can be selected are definitely the best among people.
Thinking of a month later, eighty super geniuses would address themselves as principals at the banquet...
Chen Yu feels that it is much more enjoyable than when he was a child and played "Three Kingdoms" to recruit Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang...
"That… "
"Everything is on track."
Standing on the top of the Astronomy Tower of Hogwarts Castle, Chen Yu looked at the beautiful scenery of rolling white clouds under the island and murmured to himself: "Let's wait for the eighth official live broadcast..."
…
(Note: Unexpected? I still have the order!)
(End of chapter)