Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 26: Over-done

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[Chen Yu: "I know what I want for the next product review."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please tell me, we will apply for products with the superior department according to the direction you choose."]

[Chen Yu: "A product that can improve academic performance! It's best to become a college champion overnight."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "A learning product similar to the 'Shorthand Assistant Headband'?"]

[Chen Yu: "Yes! It's better to be more powerful than that ring."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay Mr. Chen, we will apply for you now."]

[Chen Yu: "When will we have accurate news?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "We cannot disclose this in advance. You will receive the product by express delivery this Sunday."]

[Chen Yu: "Okay. You must work hard!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay."]

Taking his phone back, Chen Yu took a deep breath and walked into the bathroom with anticipation and anxiety to wash his hands. However, he saw Niu Lanshan leaning against the wall with a cigarette in his mouth, smoking it in a sad and confused way.

"Niu...Niu...Teacher Niu..."

"Chen Yu." Niu Lanshan flicked the cigarette butt away and exhaled a puff of thick smoke: "I heard that you were chased by a dog last night?"

"No, don't listen to my mother's nonsense. There is no such a big dog."

"What?"

"No... no! I mean there is no dog!" Chen Yu sweatdropped on his forehead: "Teacher Niu, you misunderstood."

"..." After staring at Chen Yu for a long time, Niu Lanshan nodded: "Okay, just pretend that I misunderstood. This matter is over. I don't have the same experience as a kid like you."

"That's right!" Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, walked forward with a smile on his face, took out the cigarette case and lighter from Niu Lanshan's pocket, then took out a cigarette and stuffed it into Niu Lanshan's mouth, and He helped him light it up with a dog-legged look on his face: "Come on, teacher, you can smoke."

"Treat me with my cigarette?"

"Don't worry about the details. I want you to understand my feelings."

Niu Lanshan couldn't laugh or cry, and the tightness in his chest was relieved a lot.

When the two of them walked out of the bathroom together and were about to take their seats, they heard Chen's mother explain to Principal Pang: "Principal, I understand my child, let alone the top twenty-five or forty in the class. Sooner or later we have to practice sports. We should give our children some time to relax. After all, if we were chased by a dog at night, we would be frightened... "

"..." Niu Lanshan stopped, closed his eyes and sighed, then turned and returned to the bathroom...

Chen Yu: "..."

It was past nine o'clock in the evening when the six members of the Chen family returned home.

After putting on his slippers and going into the bathroom to wash up, Chen Yu said good night to his family, walked into his bedroom, and closed the door tightly.

"Huh..."

Leaning his back against the door, Chen Yu breathed heavily for a while, then went to the desk, opened his laptop, and started watching the video data in the background of Station B.

Number of plays: 53856.

Barrage: 4190.

Comments: 3271.

Likes: 10762.

Share: 1047.

Coins: 5993.

Station B fans: 12060.

"What the hell... is it fake?"

Seeing the series of data that dazzled him, Chen Yu was almost stunned.

He never imagined that in just over ten hours this morning, the data at station B would have doubled so much.

"It seems like it's really going to be popular..."

Chen Yu quickly took out his mobile phone and started asking on WeChat.

[Chen Yu: "Is there a BUG? The data has doubled so many times?"]

[Super Time Promotion: "Your video was manually recommended by the editor of Station B. Based on the quality of your video and the ratio of playback, barrage, sharing and other data, it is normal to be recommended. It will even be recommended soon. Recommended to the homepage."]

[Chen Yu: "Then I will become a famous UP owner directly?"]

[Overtime Promotion: "This is exactly what you and I both expect. The larger your fan base, the easier the trial promotion phase will be."]

[Chen Yu: "Then I understand. Please help me get the next review product as soon as possible."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Please rest assured, Mr. Chen."]

After closing WeChat and throwing his phone on the bed, Chen Yu controlled the mouse to exit the backend of Station B and clicked to enter the [Basic Information] section.

[Promotion partner: Chen Yu]

[Current permission level: E]

[Current fans: 977]

[Main mission: In four promotions, the benefits have been qualified for more than two times. (2/1)]

[Current task 1: First evaluation and promotion, 500 people watched (500/12704), 50 people became fans (50/977). Mission accomplished.]

"Very awesome..."

Closing the notebook, Chen Yu lay on the bed with a large font, feeling a hint of regret in his heart.

If he had chosen to disclose his identity at that time, with a few more high-quality videos like this, his family would have been well off...

"By the way, I have to study!"

After lying down for a while, Chen Yu suddenly sat up, took out a high school mathematics textbook from the bookshelf, and carefully opened a few pages.

"It turns out... I don't understand high school mathematics at all..."

Putting back "Mathematics Compulsory Course 1", Chen Yu found the mathematics book from the third grade of junior high school on the bookshelf, opened a page, and closed it again after a second.

"Skip the second grade students, go directly to the first grade students..."

Muttering, he took out the first grade mathematics from the bookshelf, flipped through a few pages, remained silent... put it back...

"How the hell did I go to high school in the first place?! How much did my mother spend..."

Scratching his hair in frustration, Chen Yu thought for a long time and thought that given his situation, it would be best to learn from scratch and not be afraid of trouble...

So, he stood up, walked to the living room, sat next to Chen Erke and hesitated to speak.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Chen Erke felt that the light was blocked, put down the crayon, and raised his head in confusion.

"The second child is already in the second grade of elementary school."

"yes."

"Then...do you still have the complete set of textbooks for the first grade of elementary school?" Chen Yu scratched his nose in embarrassment.

"Yes. What for?"

"What about this... As the eldest brother in the family, I feel that I have an obligation to pay attention to the learning status of my sisters." Chen Yu bit the bullet and said nonsense: "Bring me all your first-grade textbooks, and I will test you."

"...You don't want to learn elementary school stuff, do you?" Chen Erke looked suspicious.

"You can take it if you are told!" Chen Yu blushed: "Have you forgotten that I often buy you drinks and crayons? You have to listen to what I say."

Chen Erke stared at Chen Yu for a long time, then took out four books from under the coffee table in front of the sofa, two mathematics books and two Chinese books.

"Give it to me. I'll give you a set of papers based on these textbooks when I go back. If you get a perfect score, I'll buy you a new set of crayons."

"Really?!" Chen Erke's eyes sparkled.

"of course it's true."

After receiving four first-grade elementary school textbooks, Chen Yu returned to the bedroom, opened the math book, looked at it with concentration, and smiled.

"Hey hey hey, these questions are still easy..."

(End of chapter)