"Boom!"
Water, carrying tens or hundreds of tons of huge force, spurts out from the deep cavity.
It wasn't until they were two hundred meters in the air that they scattered in all directions under the tug of gravity, falling like a shower.
From a distance, it looks like an open umbrella, so beautiful...
"Pap tap tap..."
He stretched out his hand, followed by big drops of sea water. Chen Yu raised his head, was silent for a long time, and said, "There are so many."
[So many what?]
[See if my text has turned yellow?]
[It’s so spectacular!]
[It only sprayed a few hundred meters, bad review!]
[This is foreplay, the squirting will get higher and higher later.]
[what are you guys saying? Why can’t I, a lonely old man born in the 1990s, not understand?]
[There are more viewers, and there are more people who are full of sperm. The barrage has been turned off.]
[Be patient, there are too few serious people like us. Big birds can be found in any forest.]
[grass! Oh shit!]
"The test was successful, the pipeline is unobstructed." Using seawater to wash away the calcium chloride powder on his body, Chen Yu walked to the portal and slid the virtual earth: "Next step, as long as we get Mao's fully enclosed large space capsule, we can You can go to heaven."
Soon, the spaces were connected, and the scene behind the metal arch changed again, revealing an indoor hall covering an area of more than several thousand square meters.
In the hall, there are many lathes and machinery stacked up, making it a bit messy. But the space capsule, which is four meters high and six meters in diameter, stands out from the crowd, attracting people to focus on it immediately.
"That is the manned space capsule developed by Mauritius, called Andromeda. It is larger than the Orion spacecraft produced by NASA in 2018 and has eight seats."
While introducing the audience, Chen Yu walked into the hall. Under the gaze of many officers, agents, professors, etc., he came to the space capsule and knocked on the surface with an inconspicuous metal texture: "If you use [Earth Jet] After the water] product is launched, the seats and dashboard can be removed, and the extra space can accommodate at least a dozen people."
"Woo..."
At this time, a choking cry suddenly came from the crowd of onlookers.
When Chen Yu heard the news, he saw an old professor with a gray beard, wiping his tears sadly and trying to suppress his cries.
"What's wrong with him?" Chen Yu was confused and asked the tall person in charge.
"Mr. Wang, it's a pleasure to meet you." The person in charge quickly blocked the old professor behind him and said in weird Chinese: "The internal facilities of the space capsule have been removed, and the capsule body has been split into upper and lower parts, and can be transported at any time. ! We have already calculated it, through your portal... "
"I asked him what happened?" Chen Yu interrupted.
"He..." The person in charge hesitated for a moment and stammered: "He is the chief engineer and designer of Andromeda. When he saw that the space capsule was dismantled, his mood was a little unstable. No... It doesn't matter. You don't have to worry about it, Mr. Wang. .”
"Oh." Chen Yu looked the old man up and down and nodded: "Then let's move now. Thank you for your support in my evaluation."
"It's an honor for us."
With a solemn reply, the person in charge directed the workers and two cranes to lift the space capsule and transport it outside the portal.
"Woo..."
Seeing that his "child" was completely cut into pieces, the old man suddenly collapsed and cried loudly: "It...it will be installed soon. All it needs is a single-propulsion engine..."
Ever since he was a child, Chen Yu has never seen anyone cry more joyfully than Chen Sanke. After thinking for a while, he walked forward, reached out and patted the old man on the shoulder: "Hey, uncle, stop crying."
"Why, it's just...it's only one year before it flies..."
"Okay, don't cry. Isn't it just a space capsule? I'll ask Mao Fang to make another one for you later. Make it a bigger one."
"Mr. Wang..." The old professor wiped away his tears with his sleeves and said in a hoarse voice: "It is the core module of Andromeda. If we build a new module, it will not be the same as before."
"Is this so?" Chen Yu scratched his helmet uncomfortably, feeling a little guilty in his heart.
"I feel sad for it. All you need is a well-sealed, high-temperature-resistant shell. But...but it could have played a greater role. Wow..."
"Chief Engineer Ivan!" The person in charge next to him finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted sternly: "непереусердствуй! (Don't go too far!)"
"I created it part by part!" The old man's face turned red and he coughed violently: "I cough... Can't I just cry a few times? With my physical condition, I will never have the chance to build it... !”
"Успокойего. (Take him down and let him calm down.)"
"ненадо! (No!)" the old professor roared at the top of his lungs.
"Okay, stop arguing." Chen Yu stopped the two soldiers who rushed up: "People are older, in poor health, and have sensitive minds. Please be considerate, it is my problem."
As he spoke, he patted the old man's shoulder again: "Uncle, why are you crying again?"
"Ugh..." The old professor pursed his lips and said nothing, but kept crying.
"The snot is in your mouth, please?!"
"Woo..."
"Let's do this." Chen Yu sighed, pointed to the sky-high water column outside the portal, and said: "As compensation, I will take you with me when I go to space."
"Woo~oooo red and hot, roaring, hahahahaha!"
Chen Yu: "?"
Crowd at the scene: “…”
Twenty-six million viewers: “…”
…
"Finished pretending!"
Ten minutes later, Professor Mao Guo, who was busy with everyone, finally closed the last metal buckle and said excitedly: "There is absolutely no problem with the sealing! You can use it directly!"
Chen Yu saw this and opened his mouth, but still didn't say anything.
"Dear Mr. Wang." The old professor stepped forward, eager to try: "Please turn off the water column temporarily. I will let the crane push the space capsule to the nozzle now."
“…”
Without answering, Chen Yu just nodded, stretched out his hand and slid it on the control table a few times. The force of the turbulent jet of water suddenly weakened until it completely disappeared.
"Quick! Push up!" the old professor shouted.
"Хорошо. (Good)"
"Buzzing..."
"Boom!"
With a loud noise, the semi-conical Andromeda space capsule firmly covered the entrance of the hole, in the center and impartially.
"It's so perfect!" The old professor waved his hand excitedly: "It's simply a space capsule born to [spray water from the Earth]! This is its true destination! It's so frustrating to push it with a rocket."
"... You'd better go in first." Chen Yu in the helmet had an expressionless face.
"That's it!" the Russian said in Northeastern dialect, then climbed to the top of the ladder using his hands and feet, turned over and jumped down the hatch, as agile as an ape.
"Made."
Unable to help but curse inwardly, Chen Yu turned to face the camera, patted the circular glass embedded in the space capsule, and narrated loudly: "The capsule can accommodate more than fifteen people, including me and the female assistant, this trip is unprecedented. The space trip can also accommodate twelve passengers. So... the final steps, I don’t need to say more, everyone knows it.”
"Wave your money!"
"Unleash your luck!"
"Come to the scene and witness the most terrifying super fountain in the history of the earth!"
(End of chapter)