After "finding out" three major killers in a row, Chen Yu felt that he might have caused excessive death of underwater creatures during the evaluation of [Earth Spray], and that his body contained evil spirits, so he decided to wash his hands again.
He walked into the bathroom and washed it all with soap, toothpaste, and washing powder. He returned to the bedroom and continued to look at the fourth product.
[4. Funny Girl Stick: Produced by the Romantic Home Association in 2563. Built-in 35 high-precision sensors and 22 micro-dischargers, it can detect and regulate: human female pyramidal cell apical dendrite synaptic potential, brain wave synchronous rhythm formation, and cortical-thalamic non-specific projection and other related brain activities , calming women's irritable and aggressive emotions, making them docile instantly. The price is 1430 points.]
"It's finally normal!"
Rubbing his palms, Chen Yu re-read the description several times, forced himself to resist the desire to buy, and then swiped the screen to look at the last recommended product.
[5. Miniature Antimatter Annihilation Generator: Produced by the "Too Much Addiction" Company in 2980... ]
"Huh?"
Just seeing the product name, Chen Yu's spirit froze: "The New Year gift is here..."
After reading the product description, he swiped the screen again, struggled for a long time, and purchased two of them.
The original points of more than 3,800 points also bottomed out instantly.
"You are so poor again. This is too fast."
Ordering Xiao Taohong to put away the two express boxes that were delivered, Chen Yu lay on the bed and searched for news related to him for a while. Feeling hungry, he brought two eggs, two potatoes, and a green onion from the kitchen. The automatic cooking pot makes a crispy pork ribs, which you can devour.
"I dare say that this pot is the greatest invention of mankind after the toilet!" Chen Yu said vaguely to Xiao Taohong after spitting out the last bone.
"What does it feel like to eat?"
"It feels very satisfying." Chen Yu picked up the remaining bone and handed it to Xiao Taohong: "How about you try it too?"
Xiao Taohong: "..."
"That's a pity." Chen Yu threw away the bones and spread his hands: "Food is really a kind of enjoyment."
"I can't digest solid food." Xiao Taohong stared at the bones and licked her lips: "I can only digest liquids."
"Does that mean you have a stomach?"
"Um."
"Then why can you only digest liquids?"
"I don't know either"
One person and one machine looked at each other, not knowing why...
…
Five p.m.
It was already dark.
"We're back!"
As the security door opened, Chen Yi, Er and Sanke returned home.
Seeing Chen Yu in the living room, Chen Sanke didn't take off her shoes. She rushed forward and hugged Chen Yu's right leg: "Grasshopper misses you so much!"
"Brother! I miss you too!" Not to be outdone, Chen Erke hugged her left leg.
"Second brother!" Mother Chen on the sofa yelled angrily: "Can you come in with shoes on?"
"The third child didn't take off his clothes either!" Chen Erke retorted unconvinced.
"She is young and ignorant. Are you also ignorant?"
"She is only three years younger than me!"
Chen Sanke blinked: "The three-month-old is also young."
"Ha." Chen Erke reluctantly let go of his hands, retreated to the foyer, and took off his shoes: "In two years, you will be older than me."
"How is that possible? Are you stupid?" Chen Sanke hugged Chen Yu's thigh tightly and pouted: "It will take at least three years!"
"..." Chen Yu was silent for a long time, then reached out and touched Chen Sanke's head: "You two are really retarded. Can't do arithmetic? It will take at least four years, right?"
"You are the one with a mental retard!" Chen Yike, who was carrying a schoolbag next to him, complained crazily.
"Are the three of us who co-authored the book not as smart as you?" Chen Yu sneered.
"That's right."*2
"Let's not talk about this anymore." Chen Yu picked up Chen Sanke and smiled: "Is it fun to go to the cram school today?"
"It's not fun. My sister plays the piano so hard."
"Third brother!" Chen Yike's face turned red.
"I just learned, so it's understandable that I can't play well." Chen Yu waved his hand: "But it is a piano after all, how bad can it be? I will buy you one after the Chinese New Year."
"Brother~" Chen Yike was moved.
"Grasshopper." Chen Sanke stared at Chen Yu expressionlessly for a while: "You will regret it."
"I, Mr. Chen, never regret anything I do."
"Brother loves you!" Chen Yike immediately hugged Chen Yu and rubbed him.
"Ouch." Mother Chen from afar looked at her and grinned: "Three big girls are so tired, so they are not ashamed."
Chen Yike: "Don't be ashamed."
Chen Erke: "Why are you ashamed?"
Chen Sanke: "What is shame?"
The addition of the three younger sisters caused the originally peaceful atmosphere of the Chen family to suddenly "boil". Especially Chen Erke, who yelled even while playing with his mobile phone. The noise made Chen Yu very annoyed, so he had to return to the bedroom, sit quietly in the corner and scroll through his mobile phone.
"Mr. Chen, the edited video of the live broadcast has been uploaded and will be released at nine o'clock tomorrow."
"Yeah. From now on, you don't have to talk to me about such little things. You can just handle them yourself."
"OK."
Chen Yu suddenly gave a thumbs up: "Mandarin is becoming more and more standard."
"Must!" Xiao Taohong patted her chest and accidentally knocked off a packaging bag.
"What is this?" Chen Yu picked up the packaging bag suspiciously and looked around: "How...how is it stuck in your chest?"
"It was given to me by a fan whose ID is Dai Feng. I don't have a pocket on my body, so I just tucked it up."
"Big brother, big brother!" Chen Yu admired him.
"I don't know what it is, but he said it's for food." Xiao Taohong took the packaging bag, opened the mouth of the bag, took out a black-red object, put it in front of her eyes and took a look: "Dried human excrement Things?"
"That's called betel nut!" Chen Yu raised his forehead and said, "Why do you have such a strange association?"
"It's very similar!"
Taking the betel nut, Chen Yu put it in his mouth and said while chewing: "This thing is called betel nut. It is a snack. I heard that it cannot be eaten as it will cause cancer."
"Then why did you eat it?" Xiao Taohong was surprised.
"Drinking hurts the liver, why do you drink? Smoking can also cause cancer, why do people still smoke?" Chen Yu lay on the bed, opened his mouth, and exposed the betel nut residue on his tongue: "Because this is human beings. If you don't play some tricks, you will feel uncomfortable all over. .Are you envious?"
"I...I want to eat one too."
"Eat it, you can't swallow this thing."
"Okay." Xiao Taohong nodded, picked up a piece of betel nut and put it into her mouth. It made a "crunching" sound while chewing, and "sparks" flew everywhere.
"Sister, can't you secrete a little saliva?"
"Oh... wow! So soft! From hard to soft! A lot of juice is squeezed out!" Xiao Taohong stretched out her soft long tongue in surprise and stared at the betel nut residue on it: "It turns red when chewed Yeah!"
"..." Chen Yu had a complicated expression: "Your adjectives sound so scary..."
The two looked at each other and chewed betel nuts. Not long after, there was a fierce knocking on the door.
"Boom!"
"Brother! Open the door!"
Looking at the dust falling from the ceiling, he immediately guessed who it was: "What are you doing?"
"I want to play with you!"
"Go play with your second sister." Chen Yu changed his posture irritably.
"Second sister cried because I played with her."
“…”
"Dong dong dong..."
Chen Sanke waved his two small fists and banged on the door: "Open the door, open the door, open the door..."
"Only children are so happy." Chen Yu sighed, indicating that Xiao Taohong was invisible, then stood up and opened the door: "Can you be honest..."
"boom!"
When the door was opened, Chen Sanke's fist couldn't hold back enough, and it hit Chen Yu's vital part in the lower abdomen.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Grasshopper, are you okay?"
"Pfft..."
"Ah? Brother, you are vomiting blood!"
(End of chapter)