Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 275: No firecrackers are allowed during the Chinese New Year (Part 1)

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Late, 22:50.

The meeting hall of the Beijing Special Incident Group was already packed with people.

"boom."

The mahogany door opened, and the middle-aged team leader strode in with a dozen assistants and sat on the leader's chair.

There was silence in the conference hall for a moment.

Taking out the tea cup he carried with him and taking a sip of tea, the middle-aged team leader scanned the audience. After a moment of silence, he leaned toward the microphone and said, "Long time no see, comrades."

"Hello, team leader." Everyone said in unison.

"I'm really sorry for summoning everyone to work on New Year's Eve. But since joining this group, everyone has been mentally prepared. I won't say any unnecessary polite words. I just wish everyone a happy New Year."

After finishing his words, without waiting for everyone to applaud, the middle-aged team leader directly tapped the microphone and continued: "Based on the text updates of the Super Dimension UP owner and the private messages sent to us, we should have analyzed it clearly. He seems to be causing trouble outside the atmosphere. A big explosion, used as fireworks. What do you think?"

The scene was quiet for a while, and then the old man sitting in the front seat on the left stood up: "The results analyzed by the A and B teams are all nuclear explosions. I think this is also the most likely. The surrounding satellites should be controlled to orbit away, and the atmospheric radiation intensity should be monitored. , do a good job in stabilizing and guiding public opinion in advance.”

"I object." The young man on the other side stood up with a serious face: "Nuclear weapons are too low-tech for the master of Chrono UP. Based on our analysis of his character portrait, in recent live broadcasts, he has paid more and more attention to the so-called The effect of the program is that a simple nuclear explosion would not be so grand. And..."

"And what?" asked the middle-aged team leader.

"And with the intensity of a nuclear explosion, if you want the entire continent to see it, the number of nuclear weapons required is too huge, which is not in line with his previous live broadcast style. Overtime evaluation generally pays more attention to quality rather than quantity." The young man picked up a copy on the table Document: "Please look at this. I think the UP owner is more likely to use high technology similar to Tesla coils to form a huge spherical lightning explosion. In terms of luminosity and ornamental quality, it is closer to fireworks in the traditional sense."

"Is it possible that two asteroids really collided?" A middle-aged man in the corner asked: "The explosion caused by the collision can be seen halfway around the world. If there are debris falling into the atmosphere, there will be a magnificent explosion." Meteor shower, in line with the beauty of fireworks.”

"Unlikely. It was very difficult to deal with the previous Bell asteroid. The master of Hyperspace UP should not be able to control asteroids in space... "

Everyone started talking about it.

The middle-aged team leader sat in the main seat, picked up a pen and paper, listened carefully to everyone's stories, and compiled and recorded the analysis results of several think tanks.

While recording, he sighed in his heart: "Oh, you are indeed a troubled high school student. He actually wants to set off fireworks during the Spring Festival... His thoughts are too willful... "

"Team leader, it's time." Sister Wu reminded at the side.

The middle-aged team leader came to his senses, nodded, and tapped the microphone: "It's eleven o'clock, everyone, be quiet and get ready. The technical department maintains smooth communication with teams A, B, and C, and there can be no errors in information exchange."

"yes."

Everyone looked serious and quickly got into work mode.

"squeak-"

At this moment, the large screen hanging on the wall lit up.

The Super Dimension Evaluation Live Room has opened...

[The live broadcast room is opening.]

[Bilibili, Douyu, Youtui... the ten major platforms of Periscope and Yeye have been opened.]

484,671 people.

5,367,577 people.

20047006 people…

One second later, the total number of people exceeded 20 million, which was much slower than the eighth official live broadcast. After all, it's almost early in the morning and it's New Year's Eve, so there aren't many viewers who can wait in front of the screen on time.

[Starting broadcast!]

[Waiting for a long time.]

[After waiting for a long time, the gift came.]

[All rise!]

[Stand up +1!]

[Happy New Year everyone.]

[Auspicious Year of the Tiger!]

[Wish you all good luck! Tiger head and tiger brain! What a tiger!]

[grass…]

[I'm not greedy for gifts, just give me a flying car.]

[Did you watch the news? It looks like an asteroid impact!]

[Awesome...]

Standing there, with the number of people waiting reaching 24 million, Chen Yu put down his wrist, faced the camera, and said loudly: "Happy New Year to all viewers in the live broadcast room. This is an additional live broadcast of the Overtime Evaluation. Thank you everyone for your willingness to participate in the live broadcast on New Year's Eve. Wait in front of the screen and give me support.”

"Counting the time, more than half a year has passed since the Atomic Energy Laboratory in the first phase of the review. In the past six months, we have seen many weird or unimaginable technological products, which have broadened our horizons and increased our knowledge. , which can be regarded as some gains, and I did not waste time in my live broadcast room."

"And I am proud to say that I have also brought some visible changes to the world. For example, the vacuum maglev train from the capital to the Magic City, the Sword Island outside Daoqing, calming down the typhoon in the space country, and blocking the Bell asteroid of impact and so on.”

"More importantly, the establishment of the Super Dimension Academy has finally given us humankind's technology hope to advance rapidly. This is a good thing. It proves that the emergence of Super Dimension Evaluation is beneficial to mankind. As the host of the show, I So proud.”

As he spoke, Chen Yu opened his arms: "I hope that in the new year, I can continue my efforts to bring you more exciting reviews and bring more brilliant changes to the world!"

[Applause, applause!]

[Bah bang bang.]

[Papa…]

[The whole class knows you. Next year you will become a global sensation.]

[I understand all this, but I just want to ask where the female assistant is? Can you dance to the Pure Land of Paradise for fans in the New Year?]

[While watching the Spring Festival Gala and watching the live broadcast, I found that the live broadcast was better.]

[Spring Festival Gala? Isn't that the background music during the Chinese New Year?]

[With the current evaluation progress, the earth will definitely be finished next year...]

"That's it for the New Year summary. Don't forget about the business. Let's start our evaluation directly."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu squatted down and patted the top of the express box with his right hand: "Today, the product I brought to you is very interesting. It is this thing I have. And it is also what I said is the New Year gift for everyone. "

“Since this is an additional review, I won’t tell you the manufacturer and production date of the product. Let’s get straight to the point and unbox it!”

"Tear!"

With the sound of the tape tearing, the red seal flew into the air.

Then, he grabbed the left cover with his left hand and the right cover with his right hand, and opened the cover with force, revealing the red foam box inside.

Above the box, a ferocious human skull is carved.

Below, a line of small gold-plated characters is clearly visible.

[Extremely dangerous goods, non-professionals are not allowed to open them.]

“Beautiful, exquisite…”

After looking up and down for a moment, Chen Yu took out the red box, showed the skull on the front in front of the camera, and smiled: "Did you see it?"

"This is the New Year's gift I carefully prepared for everyone. Its name is "Micro Antimatter Annihilation Generator". The abbreviation is... "

"…Planetary-scale antimatter bomb."

Chen Yu's voice was friendly and peaceful: "Do you like it?"

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(End of chapter)