Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 297: Irregular daily life

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Chen Yike picked up the phone and stared at the dark screen, lost in thought.

"The more we look at it, the more they look alike! How could it not be the case?"

After muttering to herself for a long time, she refused to give up and exited the live broadcast room of Station B. She entered the homepage of Super Dimension Review and looked through Chen Yu's previous videos, trying to find out some important information.

"Boom!"

At this time, there was a loud knock on the door.

Chen Yike raised his head, looked at the dust falling from the ceiling, and sighed: "Third brother, what do you want to do?"

"Sister! Open the door."

Putting down her phone, she rubbed her temples with a headache, walked forward and unlocked the door: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's snowing outside again." Chen Sanke pointed out the window with a fat belly: "I want to go have a snowball fight."

"No." Chen Yike shook his head: "My sister has to cook for a while, so you go and play with your second sister."

"She is playing on her phone and not playing with me."

"Play with your brother."

"Isn't my brother sleeping?"

"Then..." Chen Yike shrugged: "Then there's nothing we can do, stop playing."

"No!" Chen Sanke pouted: "I want to play, play, play!"

"Be good." Chen Yike reached out and stroked the third child's head: "It's just snowing now, so we can't build a snowman. And snowball fights are fun when there are many people. Even if I go with you to play, it's only two people, so it's boring."

"You can ask Sister White Rabbit! If you call her, she will definitely come! She is the gentlest."

"That's rude. No!"

"Well..." Chen Sanke covered her face, frowned and thought, and raised her hand after a moment: "Go to the square! Isn't there a sister there too? Every time we play with her...she will join in. Find her!"

"That's a stranger, okay? We can't... huh?"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yike suddenly realized something and had a flash of inspiration: "That's right!"

"What was exchanged?" Chen Sanke tilted his head.

"Yes!" Chen Yike was about to jump up with excitement: "Why didn't you think of that? That girl!"

She hurried back to the house, picked up the mobile phone she put on, and immediately clicked on Chen Yu's previous videos, listening intently to Xiao Taohong's speech in the video.

"Yes! That's right! This voice..."

The memory slowly came back to life, and Chen Yike's face turned red with excitement.

She finally remembered.

The girl who appeared in the two snowball fights before had the same voice as the female assistant on the Time and Space review program!

It was just because she didn't have much contact with that "girl" and didn't hear her speak a few times that she didn't realize this.

"That's great, my third brother!" Chen Yike picked up Chen Sanke excitedly and lifted her up high: "You're great!"

Chen Sanke blinked his big eyes: "Am I worth anything?"

"Huh? (second tone)"

"Ah. (sound)"

"What are you talking about!" Chen Yike put down Sanke and said seriously: "Stop pestering me, I have big things to do now."

"Are you ready for the snowball fight?"

"Not playing."

Pushing her sister aside, she walked straight to Chen Yu's door, her mind racing.

Undoubtedly reminded by Chen Sanke, she figured out the key points, and her subsequent thoughts became smoother and smoother. She soon noticed the missing character in today's evaluation process—the female assistant.

Re-clicking the previous videos of Super Time Review, she discovered that female assistants would be present in almost every official live broadcast. Even if you don't participate in detailed reviews, you will show up.

But today, in this important official live broadcast, the female assistant did not even show up.

"If the premise that Chen Yu is the master of Chrono UP is true, he has the ability to change his voice. Then it is easy to change the voice of his assistant, right?"

"Thus… "

Chen Yike's eyes flashed: "Is the Chen Yu in the room fake?"

Putting down her phone, she lowered her head in thought, recalling the words and deeds of the female assistant in each review program, and then thinking about the process of two face-to-face contacts with her, and she had a vague understanding of Xiao Taohong's character.

"Shh..."

Straightening his back, Chen Yike looked back at his sister behind him and gave her a silent gesture. Then he cleared his throat and shouted in a lively voice: "Little sister! It's snowing outside again! Let's hurry up." Let’s have a snowball fight! I still have the cannonball from last time here!”

"Really?!"

In the house, Xiao Taohong, who was frantically writing code, was pleasantly surprised when she heard this. She quickly opened the curtains, looked at the snowy scene outside the window, and jumped up excitedly: "Give me half! It's better to blow up the snowballs... good..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiao Taohong's expression changed from joy to shock...

"ha!"

Chen Yike couldn't help but smile like "Zha Zong" and raised his hand to knock on the door.

"Dong dong dong!"

"Come out, little sister! Your hiding has failed, open the door quickly!"

"Hmm..."

Xiao Taohong ran around in panic: "No...no, just now..."

"Stop looking for excuses." Chen Yike put his hands on his hips: "In the eyes of a famous detective, there is no way to hide the truth. Hurry up and open the door!"

"I… "

"Open the door! Hurry up! If you don't open the door, I will call the police! Let's see how you explain to my brother then."

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong became even more panicked and quickly opened the door lock.

"Squeak."

The door was opened.

Chen Yike and Xiao Taohong looked at each other, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.

"Ah?" Chen Sanke came forward, surprised: "Young lady having a snowball fight? Why are you at my house?"

"Haha." Chen Yike came to his senses and strode into Chen Yu's room, looking left and right: "It seems the truth has been revealed. My brother is indeed the legendary master of Time and Space UP. It's really... incredible."

"No... don't call the police." Xiao Taohong said weakly: "It will be very troublesome. Mr. Chen will also be angry."

"As long as you are obedient and tell me everything you know, I will not call the police." Sitting on Chen Yu's bed, Chen Yike looked Xiao Taohong up and down: "Nice to meet you, the female assistant of Time and Space Evaluation. What's your real name?"

"Little...little Taohong."

"Is this your real name?"

"Ang." Xiao Taohong nodded.

"Hello, Sister Hong." Chen Sanke also walked into the house and reached out to touch Xiao Taohong's chest: "Wow! Fatter than my mother."

Xiao Taohong: "..."

"... Third child! Get out!"

"No." Chen Sanke stared at Xiao Taohong seriously, tilted his head and asked, "Why are you in my brother's room? Are you my brother's wife?"

"Wife?"

This keyword instantly activated Xiao Taohong's "dopamine", causing her chip to overclock with one click. Her ears were smoking and she was dancing around: "I...ah! My wife is me... Na Na... I am Mr. Chen's Wife...how...how did you guess..."

"..." Chen Yike was stunned: "Is this a psychopath?"

Men never look at the explosion behind them.

Chen Yu didn't look at it.

He flew straight to the portal, stepped in without hesitation, and returned to Earth hundreds of astronomical units away.

"Whoosh—"

The engine was turned off, Chen Yu landed firmly on the ground with his feet, closed the space connection of the portal, walked to the window and looked at the students and professors outside, hesitated for a moment, gave up the idea of saying hello, and went directly into the study to change into home clothes.

“The evaluation went really fast today.”

After stretching, he returned to the hall, adjusted the shape of the portal in the star system, and connected it to his bedroom.

Two seconds later, the docking was completed, and Chen Yu pushed the door open...

Instantly stiff on the spot.

“…”

“…”

"Grasshopper!"

Chen Sanke was the first to react, running forward with two short legs and holding out Chen Yu's thigh.

"Uh..." Chen Yu glanced at Chen Yike, then at Xiao Taohong, silent for a moment, and said angrily: "What the hell is going on?!"

"As you can see." Chen Yike imitated Chen Yu's posture during the live broadcast, crossed his hands and said slyly: "Your identity has been exposed by me. Mr. Master of Time and Space UP."

Chen Yu: "How did you find out? I hid it so deeply that I hid it from countless elite agents around the world."

"You can hide it from the whole world, but you can't hide it from me." Chen Yike raised his head proudly, crossed his legs, and swayed his toes: "I have suspected you a long time ago. As early as half a year ago, you Always hiding in the room and making all kinds of strange noises. As your smart sister, how could I not notice it? "

"For the past six months, I have been trying to figure it out..."

"Of course, we can't prove it through these subjective guesses, but it's true..."

“Especially reviewing quantum glasses… ”

"It's not that I'm good, it's that I have an innate advantage... "

Chen Yike muttered for three minutes before stopping: "So, I succeeded."

"Well..." Chen Yu asked in a deep voice, "Are these the lines you have prepared a long time ago?"

"how do you know?"

"I heard it last time."

With that said, Chen Yu took out the amnesia stick from his pocket, put it to his mouth and blew on it.

"boom!"

The stick of amnesia was immediately deployed.

"This is the science of the future..."

"Duang!"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yike rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Wow!" Chen Sanke was surprised: "It's so fun!"

"Then let you play too."

"Duang!"

With a muffled sound, Chen Sanke fell asleep and fell into a deep sleep.

"Brother, what are you playing again?" After hearing the commotion, Chen Erke came over with his mobile phone in hand, and curiously stretched his head into the door.

"Duang!"

The next moment, a stick fell from the sky and knocked her to the ground.

"Woof?" The husky also ran over. When he saw the murder scene of this "terrible dog", his hair stood up: "I'm a dog! I can't speak."

"Duang!"

"Plop."

"What are you doing?" Mother Chen walked in drowsily, rubbing her eyes: "It's so noisy that no one can sleep..."

"Duang!"

"...sleep..."

"Plop."

The Chen family, except for the head of the household and the eldest son who worked overtime... were all wiped out.

"Why are you still standing there? Take them back!" Chen Yu put away the amnesia stick and scolded Xiao Taohong: "Why did you open the door for her? Didn't I tell you to hide it well?"

"She...she found me." Xiao Taohong lowered her head and said timidly.

"How did you find out?"

"Being defrauded..."

"How stupid are you!" He picked up Chen Sanke with his left hand and hugged Chen Erke with his right hand. Chen Yu looked disdainful: "You can be fooled around by a teenage girl? I would be ashamed if I were you."

"Well… "

"How long has she been here?"

"Ten... more than ten minutes."

"That's okay, the memory can be erased."

After struggling for a long time, Chen Yu returned to his bedroom and sat at his desk, deep in thought, after sending his family and dogs back to their respective "positions".

Thinking about how to solve Chen Yike's trouble.

Obviously, Chen Yike has identified him as the UP owner at this time. Chen Yike's character will never give up unless he "exposes" the truth himself.

"Do you want to scare her?"

"Or just have a showdown with her?"

"Mad, I have a headache..."

Xiao Taohong followed her back to the bedroom and found the mobile phone that fell on the ground. She bent down to pick it up and handed it to Chen Yu: "Mr. Chen, this belongs to your second sister. The screen seems to be broken."

After taking the phone, Chen Yu looked around and peeled off the tempered film: "It's just that the film is broken, the screen is fine."

"Mr. Chen." Standing in front of Chen Yu, Xiao Taohong bowed with a guilty look on her face: "I'm sorry for causing you trouble. As an assistant robot, I'm really useless."

"It's good to know."

"So I'd better go back to being a love robot." Licking her lips, Xiao Taohong began to take off her dress: "The love level has already been reached, you can do whatever you want..."

"Xing Biqi is so beautiful." Chen Yu suddenly said.

"?"

"Much prettier than you."

“…”

"I really want to go to school soon so that I can stay and fly with her."

“…”

"How much love is left?"

"Sixty-eight." Xiao Taohong choked: "Mr. Chen, can't you give me a chance? Important parts will rust if they are not used for a long time..."

Standing up, Chen Yu patted Xiao Taohong on the shoulder and said solemnly: "Next time I will do it."

“…”

After soothing his robot, Chen Yu took out a tempered film from his desk, walked to the living room, sat on the sofa, and was about to help Chen Erke apply the film, but he accidentally clicked on the screen. Then he saw that the wallpaper displayed on his phone was actually his own photo!

"What the hell? When did you take the secret photo?"

Turning his head, he glanced at Chen Erke who was sleeping soundly on the sofa in surprise. Chen Yu quickly swiped the screen and found that his phone was locked with a four-digit password.

Strong curiosity and the "sense of responsibility" as an elder brother drove him to want to "check" Erke's mobile phone.

So, he started entering the password.

Let’s start with Chen Erke’s birthday.

0615—Error.

Phone number.

0067—Error.

year of birth.

2013—Wrong…

Seeing that there were two entries left, Chen Yu frowned and began to consider whether to let Xiao Taohong use software to crack it.

"Hmm... try this?"

Hesitantly, he entered his birthday.

0808—Correct!

The phone's screen instantly opened, revealing software icons in a child's style.

"Emmmm... this girl..."

Chen Yu was a little embarrassed. He quickly swiped the screen and clicked into the photo album, his expression suddenly became complicated.

Because 80% of the photos arranged one after another in the album were taken by him.

And they were all taken secretly...

"Something seems not quite right."

Subconsciously rubbing his aching bones and joints, Chen Yu exited the photo album with trembling fingers. As if he had a telepathic connection, he clicked on the browser and opened the search history. His eyes suddenly felt stinging...

"Fuck..."

(End of chapter)