Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 299: The disaster is close at hand!

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[Super Dimension Store Recommended Products.]

[1. The April 2106 issue of Civilization’s Shining Moment: Based on the 2105 NASA KIC 8462852 star observation report. After the publication of the publication, it caused huge impact and revolutionary changes on the economic, social, cultural and other structures of human civilization. It is an extremely important publication in human history. This newspaper was produced in April 2106. Priced at 100 points.]

After quickly browsing the description of the first product, Chen Yu's pupils suddenly expanded when his brain recognized the two keywords "impact" and "change".

"It's it again?"

Recalling that it was also the appearance of this "Civilization Shines Moment" newspaper that allowed him to learn about the existence of black holes in the solar system in advance, thus saving the earth from being hit by an asteroid.

Chen Yu did not hesitate and clicked purchase decisively.

Not to mention the price is only 100 points.

Even if it costs one thousand or ten thousand for such an important document, he still has to find a way to raise enough "money" to purchase it.

[110 points are consumed, and the remaining points are 4226.]

Text flashed across the watch screen.

A space-time wormhole instantly opened in the middle of the bedroom, and a long box fell out of it. It fell to the ground with a "bang", splashing layers of fine dust.

"Have you started exchanging goods?"

Xiao Taohong's attention was attracted, she quickly jumped off the seat, squatted on the ground and observed carefully: "Is it a toy?"

"Not a toy."

Chen Yu shook his head with a solemn expression. After waiting for the space-time wormhole to disappear completely, he quickly stepped forward to open the package and took out the familiar paper magazine.

Somewhat different from the previous one, this April 2106 publication has a thicker base. At a glance, I estimate it will have about 150 pages. As for the format, it is still above ten formats and below eight formats.

Without hesitation, he immediately tore open the delicate plastic outer packaging, picked up the publication, opened the first page, and read the overview on the inner cover.

And just like the last time, just this page, Chen Yu felt a biting coldness sweeping through his body instantly!

"Mr. Chen, what happened again?" Xiao Taohong was keenly aware of Chen Yu's abnormality and stepped forward curiously: "Is there another black hole flying in the solar system?"

"...Are you just watching the fun and don't think it's too big a deal? A black hole almost turns the world upside down, okay?"

"What happened? Is it more terrifying than a black hole?"

"... This time it's not a scary question, but..." After hesitating for a moment, Chen Yu looked down at the page, scratched the tip of his nose, and racked his brains to find an adjective: "But... scary."

"Thriller?"

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded and turned to the second page carefully: "I want to look at the details again, so don't disturb me yet."

As he spoke, he continued to immerse himself in the pages of detailed written reports.

Perhaps based on the creative principle of popularizing science first and then recording, this publication is the same as the previous one. In addition to a large amount of text, there are dozens of analysis diagrams and charts, allowing Chen Yu to have a good understanding of the contents of the newspaper with just a little effort of his brain. An accurate and adequate understanding.

Two hours later.

After closing the last page, Chen Yu walked to the window and looked at the night sky thoughtfully.

"Mr. Chen, can I take a look?" Xiao Taohong pointed to herself expectantly: "If it is also related to astronomy, I can understand it now. I learned a lot of astronomy knowledge at that time."

"It has a lot to do with astronomy." After thinking for a moment, Chen Yu handed "Civilization's Shining Moment" to Xiao Taohong: "I'll read the content in the newspaper later. You first make an edited version of the official review of this issue, and it will be published at nine o'clock tomorrow Publish on all major platforms. Then update the status of the additional live broadcast on the top ten platforms. The time is scheduled for next Sunday."

"Extra broadcast next Sunday?"

"Um."

"Okay!" Xiao Taohong nodded, and then she was stunned: "By the way, didn't your authority level increase? Why do you still have ten platforms?"

"Right now, it's just an advance notice, and the official changes in authority will not start until the next issue."

"Ouch!" Xiao Taohong held the publication and sat back at the desk: "Mr. Chen, where is the title? What should you write?"

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly: "The disaster is so close."

"Ah? Is this title... okay?"

"That's it." Chen Yu nodded: "Although it is a bit of a headline-grabbing one, it does not currently pose any threat to humans, but it is always right to treat it with caution. And..."

"And what?"

“It’s time to clean up NASA’s stupid operations...”

Seeing Xiao Taohong typing on the keyboard, Chen Yu also calmed down, sat on the bed, raised his wrist, and continued to slide the page of [Super Dimension Store] to browse for the next recommended product.

[2. Clothes of the Wind Speeder: Produced by Adidas Sportswear Company in 2676. The main material is made of CVC mixed fiber. There are two multi-functional sensors and a magnetic anti-gravity transmitter per square centimeter of the fabric, which can keep the wearer in a suspended state. The flight speed is 1.76 times the wind speed of the surrounding environment, and it cannot fly against the wind. The official designated product for the 100,000-meter obstacle collision-free sliding sport in the 2680 Olympic Games. Priced at 1,200 points.]

"An anti-magnetic gravity generator?"

The description and functions of this product did not cause Chen Yu to pay too much attention, but the so-called "magnetic anti-gravity transmitter" made his eyes shine.

Based on the knowledge he learned some time ago, as well as the instructions from the official evaluation of the oscillator during the day, he naturally knew what anti-gravity was.

Simply put, gravity is caused by the force of gravity.

The magnitude of gravity is the mass of an object multiplied by the acceleration due to gravity.

Therefore, the so-called anti-gravity is to give an object a force other than gravity. Strictly speaking, airplanes, rockets, magnetic levitation, etc. are all anti-gravity.

But what people talk about anti-gravity is mostly higher-level technology like gravitational waves.

The anti-gravity method used in this Wind Speeder's Clothes is a device called a "countermagnetic generator". With Chen Yu's knowledge base, he had never heard of such a thing, which undoubtedly aroused his strong interest.

Unknowingly, Chen Yu's way of thinking has gradually shifted from an ordinary person to a senior reviewer who is full of curiosity about technology...

Resisting the urge to buy, Chen Yu continued to scroll down the screen and looked at the third product.

[3. All-purpose toothpaste: produced by Black Daily Products Company in 2533. Store in gel form in containers filled with inert gas. The main body of the toothpaste is still made of fluoride, but a large number of composite materials and nanoparticles are added, which can effectively clean skin pores, brighten hair, stop wounds and bleeding, eliminate redness and swelling, neutralize acid poisons, relieve dizziness and headaches, remove body odor, and wipe the car body , remove rust and stains, dissolve oil stains, and powerfully whiten pottery, rocks, silver jewelry, wood, glass and metal surfaces. This product can do everything except teeth. The price is 920 points.]

"Emmmm... I'm starting to look like a fool."

After briefly scanning the instructions, Chen Yu slid his fingers and looked at the fourth product.

[4. Mysterious Faucet: Produced by the company 2708...]

Just seeing the name of this company, Chen Yu wanted to turn to the next product. But just as he was about to slide his finger, the curiosity in his heart made him stop again.

"Let me see what the limits of your company are..."

In other words, what is the limit of his random thoughts...

[The mysterious faucet uses epoch-making gas sensing and brain wave collection fusion technology to automatically analyze whether the user needs to use the faucet. The main body is made of carbon structure, and the surface is rhodium-plated. The faucet is 220mm high and 196mm wide. This product does not spray water, but sprays liquid hot flames disguised as ordinary water flow, which can instantly melt the user's hands and bring unexpected surprises to ordinary life. Suitable for restaurants, transportation stations and high-end hotel bathrooms to improve customer experience quality. Priced at 1,700 points.]

"Fuck you, uncle! You retarded thing..." Unable to resist swearing, Chen Yu got up and walked out of the bedroom, entered the bathroom and started washing his hair.

Products are becoming more and more unreliable. For the quality of the fifth product, he has to wash his head and suppress the brain waves from spreading...

"ah… "

Three minutes later, Chen Yu picked up a towel and dried his hair. He turned his head and glanced at Chen Erke, who was sitting on the sofa silently wiping tears. He ignored it and returned to the bedroom, gearing up and looking at the last product.

[5. Focused Hubble Telescope: NASA put it into use in 2105. Designed for stellar observation within two thousand light-years. Through the optical information simulation filling technology of the built-in quantum computer, the detailed optical map and scene of the star's surface can be accurately displayed. Once this product was used, a photo of the surface of the star KIC 8462852 was obtained, causing a global sensation. The following year, it was included in the newspaper and periodical information table of "Civilization's Shining Moment". The price is 2150 points.]

"this thing… "

After reading the description carefully several times, Chen Yu said thoughtfully: "It seems that [Super Dimension Store] is a combination of products specially selected for my live broadcast... The effect of the program should be guaranteed..."

"Mr. Chen!" Xiao Taohong suddenly cheered and turned to look at Chen Yu: "The copywriting is finished, can you take a look?"

Chen Yu came back to his senses, turned around, glanced quickly, and nodded: "That's enough. Your language organization level has risen sharply now, which is good."

"Hey." Xiao Taohong's cheeks were slightly red: "For you, I can do anything."

"Just can't be smarter."

“…”

One night, nothing happened.

But things happened the next day.

Chen Erke is sick...

fever.

The burn is quite serious.

But at eight o'clock in the morning, it had reached thirty-seven degrees seven.

When the dazed Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom at the urging of Chen's mother, he saw Chen Erke lying on the sand dying, breathless, and seemed to be about to burp...

"What...what is going on here?" He immediately woke up from his sleep.

"It seems like she caught a cold." Chen's father didn't even go to class. He squatted next to the sofa and took his second daughter's temperature over and over again, frowning: "It went up by another 0.05 degrees."

"How high are you now?" Chen Yu stepped forward with a serious face and touched Chen Erke's forehead.

"It's 37.8°C."

"Holy shit! That's awesome!"

"Chen Yu!" Father Chen was furious.

"Ahem, I mean serious." Chen Yu rubbed his face: "It's almost 38 degrees. You should go to the hospital."

Chen Sanke on the side opened his eyes wide, raised his hand and suggested: "Isolate...isolate!"

"Chen Sanke!" Chen's father became even more angry. He yelled so loudly that Chen Sanke shrank his neck.

"Why is the fever so severe?"

Chen's mother came over with hot water and complained: "Didn't you confiscate her mobile phone yesterday? She probably got angry, her immunity became weak, and then she caught a cold, and then she had a fever."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Ahem..." Hearing the voices around him, Chen Erke slowly opened his eyes and looked at Chen Yu: "I...ahem..."

"She's coughing! She's coughing!" Chen Sanke shouted: "I need to be quarantined!"

Chen’s father, Chen’s mother, and Chen Yu: “Chen Sanke!!!”

"Well..." Chen Sanke quickly backed away and ran away in fear.

"Brother..." Chen Erke glanced at his sister, struggled to raise his left hand, and stretched out to Chen Yu: "Brother, I...I may be dying..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Before I die, I still have a few wishes. I hope... I hope you can help my sister realize it... Then I will have no regrets."

"Are you mentally retarded because of fever? You're dead at thirty-seven degrees? Wake up!"

"No." Chen Erke imitated the lines in the TV series: "I know that my body is no longer good."

Chen family: “…”

Chen's father put the thermometer back into Chen Erke's armpit: "Can you stop talking nonsense?"

"Let...let me say, brother, can you fulfill my wish?"

"Third brother, go get the towel." Throwing away the ice cube on Chen Erke's head, Chen Yu shouted to Chen Sanke, and then held Erke's hand: "Okay, if you fart, hurry up."

"Thank you, brother. My first wish..." Chen Erke's eyes were blurry: "I just hope that after I die, brother, you won't blame yourself and be sad. This matter has nothing to do with you. It's my fate."

"...Sister, your fever is almost 38 degrees, so don't think about the yin and yang, okay?"

"Seeing you, brother...you can still smile, my sister feels relieved..."

"Hurry up and tell me your second wish. Didn't you take antipyretics? If you don't talk about your illness, you'll be fine."

"The second wish." Chen Sanke showed a pale smile: "I just hope that my parents, sisters, and sisters will not blame themselves and feel sad. Although you didn't help me yesterday...yesterday, I know that you are...for me. I'm good."

Chen family: “…”

"The third wish..."

"You want a cell phone, right?"

"Well... I don't play with it, I just look at it and thank it for accompanying me in this life..." As he said this, Chen Erke burst into tears.

"It's okay if I cried because I was moved." After muttering, Chen Yu stood up and was about to go back to the bedroom to get Chen Erke's cell phone when Chen Sanke staggered over.

"Grasshopper! Here's the towel."

"good."

Touching Chen Sanke's furry head, Chen Yu took the bread in her hand, picked up a piece and put it on Chen Erke's forehead: "Mom, remember next time, if you have a fever, you can't use ice cubes to reduce it. Just wet a towel... Mader! What is bread? Ghost?!”

Chen Sanke leaned forward and turned over the bread slices on Chen Erke's forehead: "Toast...toast the bread."

"Chen Sanke! Stay away!" Mother Chen, who was wiping her daughter's body, was furious and wanted to slap Chen Sanke in the face with a towel.

"Let's go!" Pushing Chen Sanke away, Chen Yu picked up the slices of bread and was about to throw them away, but he was suddenly startled and surprised: "Hey, don't tell me it's a good idea to kill two birds with one stone!"

Chen Erke: "..."

"Chen Yu!!!"×2.

(End of chapter)