On March 1, all schools in Jinzhou City reopened.
At 7:30 in the morning, the fourth young master of the Chen family finished breakfast, left the house, and went to school together.
As usual, Chen Yu was carrying his own schoolbags and those of his three younger sisters, walking along the shelves like a human being, taking the lead.
"Ah...how time flies by so fast."
Walking into the elevator, Chen Erke pouted dissatisfiedly: "I haven't finished my winter vacation homework yet."
"You still have the nerve to say that?" Chen Yike squinted: "You have been playing with your phone during the whole holiday. Just wait until the class teacher takes you out and beats you."
"Impossible! I'm the monitor, and I'm the one who checks the homework during the winter and summer vacations. How can I let others know that I didn't do my homework?"
"Aren't you afraid of spot checks by the head teacher?"
"When the time comes, just find a classmate's homework and write my name on it." Chen Erke puffed up his chest and felt proud, obviously fully prepared.
"A bastard for public and private use." Chen Yu despised: "Look, do you still look like a student now?"
"Did you do your winter vacation homework?" Chen Erke was unconvinced.
"Oh, I haven't done any homework since kindergarten." Chen Yu's nostrils turned upward.
Chen Erke: "..."
Chen Yike raised his forehead and said, "Is there anything to be proud of?"
"Wow!" Chen Sanke applauded: "Brother is so awesome!"
"It's okay. It's mainly a test of perseverance and resistance to beatings."
"Don't teach bad things to children, okay?!"
After stepping out of the elevator and following the planned route, the four of them arrived at Chen Sanke's kindergarten in just five minutes.
Stopping, Chen Yu put his schoolbag on Chen Sanke's back and patted her little head: "Go to school. Listen to the teacher and have fun. Pay attention to safety and don't fall."
"Ang!" Nodding heavily, Chen Sanke staggered into the school gate on two short legs.
"Let's go."
Watching the third child being led into the classroom by the female teacher, Chen Yu felt relieved and turned around to continue leading the way.
Seven or eight minutes later, the three of them arrived at the gate of the bustling primary school.
"Take it." Handing the schoolbag in his right hand to Chen Erke, Chen Yu hooked his fingers and said, "Bring the phone."
"Ah?" Chen Erke took the schoolbag and took a step back: "I didn't take my mobile phone."
"Fart, hurry up and get it."
"I really didn't bring one." Chen Erke spread his hands and said, "A student's duty is to study hard. We are already in school. How could I bring a mobile phone and delay my studies?"
"Do you believe this?"
"… Do not believe."
"Bring it here."
"Well..." Chen Erke bit his lip, struggled for a long time, untied his trousers, and reluctantly took out his mobile phone from his crotch.
"..." Chen Yu was stunned.
Chen Yike couldn't bear to look directly at it.
"Here." Putting the phone in Chen Yu's hand, Chen Erke angrily turned around and ran into the campus, disappearing.
"... I can't have this sister anymore."
"Um."
…
After seeing off his three sisters, Chen Yu walked along the straight road and passed through four traffic lights before arriving at Jinzhou Sixth Senior High School.
Walking into Grade 2 Class 2, the classroom was as usual.
Those who eat snacks, those who spread dog food, those who brag, and those who watch anime, steadily display six styles of charm.
"Hey! Brother Chen is here?"
On the balcony by the window, Li Liang touched his bald head and greeted warmly: "Happy New Year."
Chen Yu heard the sound and squinted his eyes: "Has the school installed balcony lights?"
"Your mouth is becoming less and less like a human being."
"How was your winter vacation?" Sitting down on the chair, Chen Yu threw down his schoolbag and crossed his legs: "The unicorn arms look a lot stronger."
"That's better than grinding an iron pillar into a needle." Li Liang lifted his pants.
"Tsk, tsk, it's so sore that my tooth hurts."
"Sand sculpture."
"Retarded..."
After exchanging condolences with good friends whom they had not seen for a long time and expressing their deep friendship, Chen Yu opened his schoolbag and blew hard: "Huh!"
Dust flew everywhere.
"Bah." Li Liang said contemptuously: "You haven't read the books in it since the holiday, right?"
"Have you seen it during the holidays?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.
Li Liang patted his schoolbag proudly: "I've never seen it before."
"Tch." A male classmate in the back seat rolled his eyes: "It looks like someone has seen it before."
"Do you have a textbook?" The female student on the right raised her hand: "I haven't read it either."
"You are so quiet in class and don't use your phone to read? Are you not sick?"
"Book? What is a book?"
Seeing the students around him starting to discuss academic issues, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "The Sixth Middle School is the hope of mankind..."
After sorting out his books, Chen Yu leaned back on his seat and closed his eyes for a rest, quietly listening to the exchanges between his classmates.
The further improvement of his physical fitness has made his hearing even better, and even the conversations of the next class can be clearly heard.
As expected, almost all students were discussing China's upcoming Mars landing activities.
This matter has become the focus of global discussion.
But with his excellent hearing, he also heard the whispers of some people in lowered voices, among which "overtime reviews" appeared very frequently.
Obviously, the official information blockade has completely failed in the "impact" of his live broadcasts.
Next, the number of viewers of each review program is likely to increase exponentially!
"Just take it one step at a time..."
"Hey, Brother Chen." Not long after, Li Liang suddenly jumped off the balcony and approached Chen Yu: "Have you heard? The head teacher of our class has changed."
"who?"
"I heard she's a woman. She seems to have been transferred from the province."
"I said who was the original head teacher?"
“…”
"I can't remember, who is it?"
"...Chinese teacher, male."
"Oh! Him." Chen Yu still closed his eyes and nodded: "It's better to leave. I was brainwashed by singing during the exam last year. Now I still play 'My Motherland and I Can't Be Divided for a Moment' from time to time when I sleep. It's better to leave." .”
After looking around, Li Liang leaned against Chen Yu's ear, lowered his voice, and said what he really wanted to talk about: "Brother Chen, do you know that our country's rocket is going to Mars?"
"There's nothing you don't know." Chen Yu opened his eyes, and his eyes flashed.
"Actually, there's an inside story here!" Li Liang lowered his voice and winked mysteriously: "Do you know about the Overtime Review?"
"I know." Chen Yu nodded.
"Ah?" Li Liang was stunned.
"I said I knew."
"You...how did you know?"
"Xing Biqi told me before."
"It's... the normal development of the plot, you shouldn't know it! Then ask me, I will show off for a while and tell you the truth hidden in the world, and you will start to be shocked... "
"Have you read too many third-rate Internet articles? Do you think the readers can't notice the blatant word count?" Chen Yu slapped the table.
“…”
"Is there anything else? Get out of here."
Seeing Li Liang leaving dejectedly with a bald head, Chen Yu yawned, took out the specially purchased sponge earplugs from his pocket, blocked his ear holes, and was about to take a nap when a faint fragrance came from the tip of his nose. wind.
"Xing Biqi?"
Chen Yu opened his eyes again and saw the slim girl.
"Classmate Chen Yu, long time no see." Xing Biqi's face was rosy and she smiled happily.
"Well, long time no see."
Raising his hand perfunctorily, Chen Yu pointed at the lunch box in Xing Biqi's arms: "You brought it for me, right?"
"Yes!"
"So many styles?"
"Hehe." The girl gently pulled her hair: "This is puffs, this is fruit skewers, this is shaomai, these are vegetable buns, and there are fried eggs with tomato sauce..."
"Gulu."
Chen Yu didn't react yet, but Li Liang couldn't help but swallowed: "I don't have to worry about getting upset after eating so much oil so early in the morning."
"I've already drained the gas." Xing Biqi retorted, and then he was stunned: "Huh? There's someone on the balcony!"
“…”
"By the way, you are Li Liang! Are you still sitting on the balcony?"
"Mad! Did you just notice me?"
"Didn't... didn't pay attention." The girl scratched her head: "Classmate Li Liang, are you going to be a nail on the balcony?"
"Are you envious of me? You can't buy it for nothing!" Li Liang suddenly became excited when he mentioned the seat: "On this throne, who can't look up to me? Even if you have money, you can't buy it."
While the three of them were talking, a woman with a straight back wearing a teacher's uniform walked into the classroom. From her perspective, she could see Li Liang dancing happily: "Who is lighting a lamp over there?"
Li Liang: "?"
"Turn it off!" the female teacher yelled, "Why don't you dazzle your eyes in broad daylight?"
Li Liang: "..."
Walking up to the podium, the female teacher put her purse on the table and said loudly: "Students, from today on, I will be your new class teacher. It's not long before the college entrance examination. I hope that during this period, the students can follow my plan." …Why is the light bulb still on?!”
The whole class turned their heads at the same time and narrowed their eyes to look at Li Liang's bald head.
"Old...Teacher." Li Liang raised his hand calmly: "Are you going to talk to me again?"
"Huh?" The female teacher squinted her eyes, took out her myopia glasses and put them on, looked at them carefully, and was surprised: "It's actually a head?"
Li Liang: "Unexpected?!"
"a ha ha ha!"
"goose."
"Haha burp..."
In the classroom, laughter instantly erupted.
"Quiet!" The female teacher picked up the blackboard eraser and patted the blackboard hard: "Shut up, everyone! Who is going to sweep the classroom for a month with laughter?"
The noise gradually subsided. She pushed up her glasses slightly and said seriously: "This student, please sit back to your original position. Class is about to begin."
"Teacher, this is my seat."
Hearing this, the female teacher's expression became subtle. She took out the ruler from her bag, walked to the window sill step by step, and looked up and down: "What's your name?"
"Li...Li Liang." Li Liang felt something was wrong and shrank back.
"Classmate Li Liang, please extend your palm."
"old… "
"Stretch out."
"I… "
"Stretch or not?" The female teacher raised the ruler.
Li Liang stretched out his hand tentatively, and the ruler fell down instantly, but he did not actually slap it, it just stuck between his palms.
"Classmate Li Liang, repeat what you just said."
"I...this is my seat."
Hearing that Li Liang really dared to repeat it, the female teacher's eyes flashed fiercely, and the ruler fell hard.
"Snapped!"
"Ouch~"
Grabbing Li Liang's palm, the female teacher placed the ruler on his palm again: "Where is your seat?"
"Just... right here."
"Snapped!"
"Ouch~"
"where?"
"Teacher! Listen to me... ow!"
"where?"
"That's right, I... ow!"
"Where is it?" The female teacher became more and more angry: "Where is your seat?"
"Grandma!" Li Liang was about to cry: "My seat is really right here... Ouch!"
"Old...Teacher." Xing Biqi couldn't stand it anymore and said weakly: "Classmate Li Liang's seat is on the balcony. There is no desk for him in the class."
"Oh?" The female teacher was stunned: "Is that so?"
"Yeah. He used to sit here with me, but after I transferred here, there was no room for him, so the head teacher asked him to sit on the balcony."
"That's it." She quietly retracted the ruler, and the female teacher pretended that nothing had happened and walked back to the podium.
Li Liang became angry and raised his palm: "Was it in vain?"
After a slight pause, the female teacher returned and raised the ruler with an expressionless face: "Stretch out your hand."
"Don't stretch."
"No, you don't have to come to school tomorrow."
"You don't have to go to school?" After hearing this, Li Liang felt aggrieved and said in surprise: "Really?"
"You can try."
"That's great!"
Female teacher: "?"
"Teacher, you must keep your word." Li Liang quickly took out his mobile phone and clicked the recording function: "Say it again."
"Don't you understand what I mean?" the female teacher said sternly: "If you don't reach out, you can go home!"
"I understand. But you have to give me a certificate to prove that you gave me the holiday."
Female teacher: "?"
"Teacher." A male classmate in the back seat raised his hand: "Can you take one with me?"
Female teacher: "???"
"I also want!"
"And I."
"It's best not to leave homework behind."
Facing the temptation, Chen Yu couldn't help but raise his hand: "Give me one too."
The female teacher was stunned for a moment.
Standing there in a daze for a long time, the female teacher looked around in disbelief: "Are you sick?"
"Can I take a vacation only if I'm sick?"
"My head has been hurting for the past few days. Can I not go to school tomorrow, teacher?"
"Cough! Cough cough cough..."
The female teacher who had transferred from another school obviously did not understand the school spirit of No. 6 Middle School, and she thought that the classmates in the class were showing off to her. Her face was stiff, she clenched her ruler and slapped Li Liang hard on the thigh.
"Snapped!"
"Ouch~"
"Who wants a holiday?!" the female teacher roared: "Leave now! I'll give him half a year's leave! Let's go!"
The students who were making noises were naturally frightened when they saw that the class teacher was really angry.
But Class 2 is really tough...
"Wow."
I saw Chen Yu suddenly stood up, picked up his schoolbag and ran wildly. Under the stunned gaze of the female teacher, he disappeared like a gust of wind at the door of the classroom.
“Don’t lose the chicken!”
"Don't lose the chicken..."
Chen Yu was trembling with excitement, and his long legs moved faster and faster. Within three minutes, he rushed out of the teaching building, climbed over the school fence, and disappeared into the vast sea of people...
"Just...who ran out just now?"
In the second grade classroom, the female teacher came to her senses and hurriedly lay down on the balcony to look around.
"His name is Chen Yu." Zhen Conming, who was sitting in the front row, immediately informed.
"He..." Xing Biqi looked worried and opened his mouth, but said nothing.
"Chen Yu..."
After reciting a few words in a low voice, the female teacher walked back to the balcony with a pale face and slapped the ruler in her hand on the desk: "I don't believe that a high school student dares to skip school?! Wait! Wait for the whole class! If he doesn't come back, he will No class! We’re all waiting!”
Then…
Nearly half a month has passed.
The snow melts and spring flowers bloom.
The sun and the moon alternated dozens of times, and it was Sunday in March.
The eyes of the world are once again focused on each online live broadcast room.
Each of the more daring private forums even posted a post about "Super Dimension Review" at the top of the front page.
Internet bans are gradually loosening...
(End of chapter)