Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 32: Children are very strong and are not afraid of being hit by anyone

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In the bedroom at home, Chen Yu held back his expectations for the future [companion robot], his thumbs flying like flies.

[Chen Yu: "What is the target for the next two promotions?"]

[Overtime promotion: "In the trial promotion stage, the value of each evaluation promotion standard will be ten times that of the previous time."]

[Chen Yu: "In other words, the third evaluation promotion will be watched by 50,000 people, and 5,000 people will become fans? I have completed this."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "The fourth time was watched by 500,000 people, and 50,000 people became fans. Your hopes are very high!"]

[Chen Yu: "Then I understand. The products you apply for me in the future must be great!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please rest assured that our team will go all out for any product application. However, during the trial period, only small products can be applied for."]

After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu glanced at the time displayed on the top of his phone, then changed his clothes and prepared to go to the abacus and mental arithmetic cram school to pick up Chen Erke from school.

"Squeak..."

As soon as they opened the bedroom door, they saw Chen Yike and Chen Sanke leaving in a panic. They had obviously been eavesdropping for a while.

"Come back! Stop!"

Chen Yu suddenly became angry and roared, shocking the two sisters on the spot.

"Why are you lying at my door and eavesdropping?" Chen Yu walked up to the two of them and asked.

"By the way, I still have fifty words that I haven't memorized, so I slipped away." Chen Yike looked like he was in a daze, and ran towards his room with his long legs.

"That's right!" Chen Sanke followed suit and patted his little head: "It's time to drink milk! Just slip away."

"Yoo, yo! Where are you going?" Chen Yu pulled Chen Yike and Chen Sanke back with one hand at a time: "Tell me! What are you eavesdropping on outside my room?"

Chen Yike: "I didn't hear anything."

Chen Sanke: "Me too."

Chen Yike: "I just happened to pass by."

Chen Sanke: "Me too."

Chen Yike: "Are you doing something sneaky in there? I don't want to know!"

Chen Sanke: "Me too."

Chen Yu: "..."

Looking at the two sisters in front of him, Chen Yu sighed and let go of his hand: "Don't come near my room from now on! Otherwise, you will never have any pocket money!"

"Has my brother ever given me pocket money before?" Chen Sanke tilted his head in confusion.

Hearing this, Chen Yu took out two bills directly from his pocket, one with a ten-yuan denomination and one with a one-yuan denomination: "Give it now, right? From now on, there will be no such sneaky things!"

Chen Yike's eyes suddenly lit up: "Thank you! Grasshopper!"

Chen Sanke: "Thank you! Grasshopper!"

As soon as the words fell, the two sisters were about to grab the money.

Chen Sanke grabbed the ten-yuan note without hesitation.

Chen Yike stretched out his hands and grabbed both ten-yuan and one-yuan bills.

Chen Yike: "..."

Chen Sanke: "..."

The two sisters turned their heads and looked at each other, hostility and sparks gradually bursting out from their big eyes.

"I am the sister, I will distribute the money!" Chen Yike was the first to say.

"No!" Chen Sanke shook his head: "I gave it to you and you kept it!"

"Where did you learn the word 'appropriate'? What did you learn in school? I can't indulge you anymore. I must control this money."

"No! I'm still young now. I need to grow up and buy delicious food."

"You are already over-nourished! Look at your fat belly! I will save this money and spend it on you when you lose weight."

"It's a lie! I...I have always been nutritionally deficient! What if I end up with a flat chest like you in the future?"

"Ah? What are you talking about? You're going to die! Where did you learn..."

While the two sisters were fighting together, Chen Yu put his hands in his pockets, whistled leisurely, and walked out of the house...

When he arrived at the abacus and mental arithmetic cram school, the course was just about to end. Chen Yu stood at the door and waited for a while. Chen Erke rushed out and threw herself on him, rubbing against him.

"Okay, stop rubbing." Chen Yu's chest felt itchy from being rubbed, so he picked up Chen Erke and put her on the ground.

"I thought you forgot about me again today."

"How is that possible? You are my biological sister."

"You forgot last time."

"I didn't forget last time." Chen Yu patted Chen Erke's little head: "It was your sister who didn't let me go and locked me in the room."

"Ah?" Chen Erke was stunned: "Why?"

"Maybe it's just bad." Taking Chen Erke's small schoolbag, Chen Yu pulled her away and said: "I felt bad for you at the time. Thinking of how helpless you were in the cold wind, my eyes couldn't help but I can't help but feel blurry. I almost want to jump off the building to pick you up."

"Our house is on the 19th floor."

"Yes, that's why I didn't dare to jump. Your sister is really not a good person."

"Sister, bad guy!" Chen Erke clenched his fist.

"Is it better to be a brother?"

"Brother is the best."

"Be good!" Chen Yu was happy, picked up Chen Erke, pointed to the large shopping mall across the street, and said, "Brother, can I take you to see the goldfish?"

"Not good. Don't like it."

"Then let's go to the amusement park."

"Is it very expensive?" Chen Erke seemed a little hesitant.

"Is it too expensive to spend money on my sister? Just go and have fun, my brother is rich!"

"Okay!!!" Chen Erke cheered.

Entering the children's playground on the third floor of the shopping mall, Chen Erke started playing wildly in it. But not long after playing, he was stopped by Chen Yu.

"Boy, don't play with the boys inside. None of them look like good boys." Chen Yu pointed with a serious face: "Look at that little chubby guy, he wanted to touch your hand just now. , next time you meet someone like this, give him a slap. Hit him! Spit on him! There is no good boy! Unless he is willing to dress up as a woman."

Chen Erke: "..."

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Yu returned home with Chen Erke in hand. As soon as he opened the door, he heard a dispute coming from the living room.

"Third brother! I'm warning you! Give me back half of the money! Half of the money can't be spent!"

"It's just a lie." Chen Sanke tightened the ten-yuan bill that was torn in half in his hand and curled his lips: "One piece is ten yuan, but if it is divided into two halves, isn't it five yuan? Why can't you spend it?"

"Give it to me quickly, I'm so sticky! If you squeeze it for a while, you won't be able to spend it anymore!"

Chen Yike reached out anxiously to grab it, but was pushed down by Chen Sanke with a slap and rolled several times.

The child is very strong and is not afraid of hitting anyone!

"You just want to take it all! If that doesn't work, let's tear the money into ten pieces, six for you and four for me."

"You can't spend the money to tear it into pieces!" Chen Yike got up in embarrassment and was about to cry.

"It's a lie!" Chen Sanke pouted dissatisfied.

Chen Yu at the door was shocked. After a while, he came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, and said in a daze: "Ten dollars? You... you just robbed here for two or three hours?"

"Brother! The third child tore up the money!" Chen Yike stamped his feet angrily.

"How?" Chen Sanke pinched his waist.

Chen Yu: "... You two are really promising."

(End of chapter)