Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 339: Golden legend!

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[Super Dimension Store Recommended Products.]

[1. U-shaped strong contact plate: produced and sold by Bayer in 2017. The appearance adopts an efficient U-shaped structure, a sixth-generation high-density alloy Z-axis, and a semi-liquid CD glue with a viscosity of >230. It does not liquefy at high temperatures or solidify at low temperatures, and maintains excellent viscosity for 35 years. Specially made for capturing and clinging to humans. The price is 1500 points.]

"Oh, I knew this was the trick."

Pouring his lips with a sneer, Chen Yu was unaffected. He only purchased one product for college research and continued to slide the page to look at the second product.

[2. Cuckold’s Lock: Produced by the Idle Committee in 3756. The main body is made of superconducting and high-pressure carbon sulfide blocks, and its strength is 4,800 times that of carbon sulfide blocks and 192,000 times that of diamonds. The melting point is greater than 43,600 Kelvin. Even if it is placed in the extreme environment of high pressure and high temperature in the core of Jupiter, it will not cause any damage.]

[The mechanical structure adopts the ancient standard springless idling technology, and is upgraded to four-way intelligent locking. When it is detected that the original key is about to be inserted, the inner lock cylinder is instantly in a garbled state, preventing entry. When it detects that other keys have been inserted, the smart chip will immediately activate the lock pin, unlock the lock pin, complete the clockwise rotation, and then activate the internal lock cylinder to release the garbled state and completely open the lock head. The price is 4200 points.]

"...well done."

This magical product, apart from its practical functions, is still great as a material for scientific research. But considering the high price of 4,200 points, Chen Yu decided to put it on hold and continue scrolling down.

[3. Rhythm Virus: Released by Durex Company in 4589. This product is a neurotoxin and is highly contagious to brain electrical signals. After the user is poisoned, it will infect and assimilate all humans who come into contact with it. No matter what actions the user makes, the infected humans will also be led to perform the same actions and follow closely behind the user (including but not limited to dancing, tumbling, singing, gymnastics, swimming and other difficult behaviors ). The price is 3550 points.]

“…”

After a long silence, Chen Yu stood up, walked out of the bedroom quietly, and went to the bathroom to wash his hair.

"Made."

"Is my thinking really so abnormal..."

Within five minutes, he felt that his head was filled with water again. Chen Yu dried his hair, returned to the room, raised his wrist, and took a deep breath.

"Next!"

[4. Remote control waistband: produced by Meizu Company in 3944. The patent was registered by the well-known entrepreneur Huang Zhang in the early 21st century and was officially sold in 3948. The product is divided into two parts, the belt and the women's ring. When both parts are worn at the same time, the product turns on immediately. The male wearer's 24-hour positioning will be transmitted to the ring in real time. Especially when passing through sensitive areas such as hotels, hotels, and red light districts, the alarm will be triggered immediately.]

[Application is required to untie the belt, and it can only be untied smoothly with the permission signal from your partner. And through the ring background, you can set a time limit for unlocking, and it will automatically shrink after timeout. If it reaches below the knee, it will explode automatically. The price is 3700 points.]

"Snapped."

Chen Yu held his forehead in pain: "This is the fourth one, please stop making trouble, okay?"

"besides… "

He picked up his phone and looked up Meizu Huang Zhang's information on the search engine: "Why the hell did you register such a crazy patent?!"

"Chen...Mr. Chen, what's wrong with you?" Xiao Taohong was startled.

"Nothing, you're busy with your business."

Throwing away the phone, Chen Yu patted his cheek hard, then raised his wrist: "Calm down..."

“Think high tech.”

"My world is full of high technology..."

"ha!"

[5. Memory data storage module: Produced by Lanxiang Group Brain Technology Research Center 5205. After activation, it energizes the user's brain synapses, activates all non-hidden and hidden memories through electrical stimulation, and encrypts and digitizes the contents of these temporarily activated experience memories. Through simple control, a series of enhancement, fade, cut, store, move, copy, delete and other operations are completed (note: the number of copies of the exam is only 1). Each memory storage module has five built-in biological hard drives, which can store no more than 25ZB of digital memory.]

[Mainly used in interstellar colonization, psychological treatment, criminal rehabilitation, citizen protection, civilization expansion, future immigration and other fields. Each biological hard drive has a storage life of up to 4,000 years. Priced at 12,000 points.]

“Awesome!!”

Seeing the description of this last product, Chen Yu jumped up suddenly, raised his hands in the air, and shouted excitedly: "The divine costume! The divine costume is here!"

"Golden Legend!!"

The exhilarating feeling of drawing SSR swept through his body instantly, and then, he chose to buy it without hesitation.

"The first four are all just tricks, right? You have to buy the last one to seduce me."

[12980 points are consumed (points + tax), and the remaining points are 4656.]

"Tax of one thousand points? That's ridiculous..."

The next moment, a circular wormhole opened in the air in the bedroom, and a long white box the size of an air conditioner fell out.

"thump."

The product fell to the ground and hit the brown floor, scattering fine dust.

"Awesome, awesome..."

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear naturally, Chen Yu stepped forward, opened the seal, and took out the rectangular object inside.

"This..." He weighed the weight and observed it carefully several times: "This thing looks a bit like an XBOX SERIES X game console."

"Boom."

Placing the product on the floor, Chen Yu clicked the start button, and a green light curtain instantly appeared, illuminating the entire bedroom with "a feeling of spring."

[Do you want to enter tutorial mode?]

[whether.]

After walking around the "Memory Storage Module", Chen Yu touched the green top of his head and found that the virtual projection had no substance. Referring to the production year of 5205, this high-tech "interactive" display is undoubtedly much lower-end.

To use an inappropriate analogy, it seems that the latest smartphone has a mobile phone receiving antenna.

"Mr. Chen, what else did you buy for fun?"

Turning back and looking at Xiao Taohong behind him, Chen Yu reached out and clicked on the "Yes" option: "It's not a toy. What, have you finished the video?"

"All platforms that allow video playback have been uploaded and will be posted at 9 o'clock tomorrow. But the vast majority of online live broadcast platforms are small platforms and do not have video functions."

"It doesn't matter. At this point, our program no longer needs promotion. Oh, by the way, is your memory digitized?"

“What is datafication?”

"It's similar to the data stored in a computer hard drive. The kind that is synthesized by 0 and 1."

"No." Xiao Taohong knocked on her head: "My memory is a substantive model composed of pulse signals. Through the independent learning of the model, non-linear factual judgments can be obtained."

"Pulse signal?" Chen Yu was confused: "What's the principle?"

"do not know."

"What's in your body doesn't matter?"

"Hmm." Xiao Taohong blinked: "Is your memory digitized?"

"How is it possible? My memory is stored in nerve cells."

"Why is it stored in cells? What is the principle?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Don't you have a lot of stuff in your body?" Xiao Taohong pinched her waist with both hands.

"… roll!"

Chen Yu was furious.

(End of chapter)