Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 344: New Beginning (Part 2)

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Drive the spaceship to the floating castle and park at the Forbidden Forest Airport. Chen Yu took off his protective clothing and returned home with Xiao Taohong.

"You stay at home and I'll go out."

"Where are you going?"

"Go to the school and have a look."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Yu put on a coat, picked up his schoolbag, opened the door and left.

He was going to go find Xing Biqi, there was a dinner party tonight...

"Boom!"

Three seconds later, Xiao Taohong heard the sound of the security door closing. Her little ears immediately stood up and she started an ultrasonic scan.

"Mr. Chen's family members are not here, that's great!"

She clapped her hands excitedly, ran to the living room, entered the bathroom, and shouted to a corner: "Hey! Come out, we must decide the winner today!"

"Wow."

The transparent cloak opened, revealing the husky.

I saw it was wearing myopia glasses, hanging a Chinese cigarette from its mouth, and crossed its legs to read the brief history of time in its hand... The whole picture looked awkward.

"Yo." Husky flicked the ashes of his cigarette and stared at Xiao Taohong with his dog eyes through the top of the frame: "Buen mediodía. (Spanish: Good afternoon.)"

"Have you learned Spanish again?"

"Cabbage oil! (Korean:)"

"Can you speak Korean?" Xiao Taohong was surprised.

"benar. (Indonesian: Yes.)" Husky took a deep breath of cigarette and slowly exhaled two circles: "Woof, woof woof woof."

"That's amazing! What...what language is this?"

"Dog language."

“…”

"It means: What do you want from me?" As he said that, Husky flicked half of the Chinese cigarette away and stuck out his tongue: "I'm fed up with this low-quality cigarette. The more I smoke, the worse it gets."

"I'm looking for you to fight the landlord!" Xiao Taohong put her hand into her skirt, pulled hard, and showed a deck of cards: "I must win back the money today!"

"Where is this card of yours hidden?"

"You don't have to worry about it, come and fight the landlord quickly!"

"Do you know what Friedman's model of the universe is?" Husky asked suddenly.

"Friedman?" Xiao Taohong scratched her head: "Are you playing Landlords?"

"He is an astronomer. The so-called Friedman model of the universe means that all galaxies move away from each other on the same day. After the universe expands to its maximum size, it begins to shrink back to a small size." Taking off his glasses, Husky closed them Book: "This is described on page 57 of the Chinese version of Hawking's A Brief History of Time. You should read it."

"Does this have anything to do with Landlords?"

"It's okay, but I think you can't continue to be ignorant. Nature, science, the universe, and technology are really amazing. They make people immersed in them and can't extricate themselves."

"Use the dog." Xiao Taohong corrected.

"Don't worry about 'who' it means. Don't you even have the slightest desire to explore these unknowns?"

"No. I just want to fight the landlord."

"Artificial intelligence is artificial intelligence." Husky pouted: "It will never become a human being."

"You can't become a dog either."

"Fuck! Can you stop mentioning dogs all the time?"

"Aren't you a dog?" Xiao Taohong wondered.

"I feel like you are insulting the dog! Bah! No, I feel like you are insulting me! Woof."

"Is there a difference?"

"Pah!" Husky angrily threw away "A Brief History of Time" and sat cross-legged: "Come on, come on, I will make you lose everything today."

"Go and dream!" Xiao Taohong hurriedly sat down, shuffling, cutting and flipping the cards skillfully: "You grab first."

"You cheated and hid your cards! Woof!"

"I don't."

"You actually learned how to hide cards! I saw Wang!"

"Okay, it's up to you to shuffle the cards."

"You know I can't shuffle the cards with my hands."

"It's claws."

"grass!"

"You and Mr. Chen look more and more alike! Oh, I mean when it comes to swearing..."

Taking the elevator downstairs, Chen Yu put on his schoolbag and walked towards No. 6 Middle School.

Since I got permission from my class teacher to take a "holiday" last time, I haven't been to school for almost half a month. Coupled with the winter vacation, he almost forgot what school was like.

So while the identity is still kept secret, it would be interesting to experience more school life.

Of course, for one day only…

Passing by the kindergarten, elementary school, and junior high school where his three sisters attended, and passing through three traffic lights, Chen Yu came to the gate of the Sixth Middle School and froze on the spot.

The spacious street outside the main entrance of the school was already crowded with reporters and self-media workers.

One layer inside and one layer outside.

One level above the trees and one level from the sewers.

Even the police came to maintain order.

"They found out my identity?!"

Instinctively, Chen Yu was startled. But then he reacted: "It's impossible. If my identity is exposed, it won't be their turn to look for me here. It should be... Xing Biqi?"

After thinking for a while, he walked to the back of the crowd, stretched out his hand and pushed: "Hey, give in. Give in."

"Who is it? Don't push!"

"Push you***!"

"Are you sick? Can you please stop crowding?"

"Are you sick?" Chen Yu yelled, "I'm going to school! Get out of the way!"

When they heard the key word "school", the reporters in the outer circle were stunned. Then they turned around and hit the microphones and mobile phones on Chen Yu's head, face, neck, and chest at a speed exceeding 5,000 times the speed of light. , on the belly button, on the little brother...

"This classmate! Are you from this school?"

"Do you know Xing Biqi?"

"I'm from the Southern Economic News. Can I be interviewed? It's paid."

"What kind of girl is Xing Biqi?"

"You are Xing Biqi's father, right? How did you raise such an outstanding person..."

"It seems that girl's father is dead."

"Does life or death have anything to do with us? Are you new to the industry?"

The sensitivity of hearing not only brings benefits, but also makes Chen Yu less and less able to tolerate noise. He gritted his teeth and stepped back repeatedly, suppressing his strength, and yelled: "What are you doing? Is there still a king's law? Is there a law? Damn it! Who the hell touched my thigh?"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"

At this time, a team of police officers rushed over, dispersed the crowd, and surrounded Chen Yu in the middle: "Are you a student of this school?"

"Yes. From Class 2, Year 2."

"Okay, come here."

Under the protection of the police, Chen Yu squeezed through the school gate and walked to the communication room.

"Are those reporters sick? What are they doing here?" Chen Yu cursed and straightened his clothes.

"Are you really a student of No. 6 Middle School?" The leading police officer looked up and down: "Why do you go to school so late?"

"late."

"Late all morning?"

"This is the case for our Sixth Middle School. Other colleges may be late for a few minutes, or at most ten minutes. For our Sixth Middle School, it's all hours."

The police officers looked at each other, feeling a lot of sadness in their chests but somehow started to vomit.

"Then you call the class teacher and ask her to pick you up." The leading police officer picked up the small book and wrote down: "You have seen the situation now. All students who are not from our school are not allowed to enter."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded, took out his mobile phone, opened the address book, and found the contact information of the class teacher. Just as he was about to call, he was stunned: "Oh, by the way, our class teacher has changed. The new class teacher does not have her phone number."

After hearing this, all the police officers' eyes became alert.

"Really, I didn't tell lies. I never tell lies." Chen Yu spread his hands.

"You said you were in Class 2, Grade 2, right?"

"right."

"You don't have her phone number, but we do." The leading police officer took out his mobile phone, swiped the screen a few times, and dialed the number.

"Du..."

"Du..."

"Hello? Who is this?"

"Teacher Zhang, I am the police officer at the school gate. There is a child who said he is a student in your class and is late. I want to call you to ask if any students in your class are late today?"

"Late?" The new head teacher's voice was clearly audible in the receiver: "I'm in class now, there's no one late."

Chen Yu: "..."

The police officer squinted: "What else do you have to say?"

"Tell her, my name is Chen Yu, Chen Yu!"

"Teacher Zhang, he said his name is Chen Yu."

"No, there is no one named Chen Yu in our class. He must be a reporter. Beat him. I'm in class here, so I'm going to fail first."

"Okay, excuse me."

After hanging up the phone, the leading police officer silently took out his baton.

In the communication room, the other seven police officers also took out their batons at the same time.

Chen Yu: "..."

(End of chapter)