Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 345: Daily life at school

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"Boom."

After climbing over the fence, Chen Yu lay down behind the snow and waited for the patrolling police officers to pass by. His figure was like lightning and he disappeared in an instant.

When he appeared again, he was already at the east gate of the teaching building.

"If I weren't thick-skinned, I would have bankrupted your police station."

Holding his buttocks that had been hit with sticks, Chen Yu went up to the second floor and found that his class was studying (sleeping), so he quietly slipped into the class through the back door.

"Hey, sand sculpture, where are you sitting?" Walking to his seat, he knocked on Li Liang's bald head, making a "dang-dang" sound.

"Huh?" Li Liang turned around suddenly and found that it was Chen Yu. He was shocked: "What the hell, Chen Yu?!"

"I haven't seen you for half a month, you're so disgusting!" Chen Yu slapped Li Liang on the forehead: "Keep your voice down, you idiot, take my seat."

"Classmate Chen Yu?"

Hearing the noise, Xing Biqi in the front seat, like the classmates around him, looked around and saw that it was Chen Yu. He covered his mouth in surprise: "Why are you here?"

"Look at the big star of our class." After squeezing Li Liang away, Chen Yu put down his schoolbag and looked Xing Biqi up and down: "I heard you are popular? What a dick. Reporters outside are like flies smelling shit. How can you chase them away? I can’t drive him away either.”

"...You...can you change the metaphor."

"Oh, yes, you can't use flies." Chen Yu corrected: "Dung beetles prefer dung."

“…”

"Brother Chen. You..." Li Liang hesitated: "You are sitting here, where should I sit?"

"Go back to your balcony?"

"The class teacher won't let me sit down."

"Why is she so awesome?" Chen Yu said seriously: "The balcony has been your inherent territory, Baldy Li, since ancient times. You just leave when she asks you to? Why don't you dare to fight with her?"

Li Liang rolled his eyes and secretly pointed behind him.

Chen Yu looked back and found the expressionless head teacher standing in the corridor outside the back door of the class...

"Well..." He scratched the itchy corner of his mouth and pointed directly at Li Liang: "Teacher, he wants to fight with you."

"fart!"

"Listen, he's going to fart in your face."

"You two..." The head teacher took a deep breath, tried to calm down, and hooked his fingers: "Come with me."

"Go quickly, the teacher is calling you."

"And you! Mad!" Li Liang cursed: "I can see that nothing good will happen to you this year."

"Chen Yu..." Xing Biqi looked worried: "Don't conflict with the teacher."

"Conflict?" Chen Yu frowned: "We haven't seen each other for half a month, driving is pretty smooth?"

Xing Biqi: "???"

"You! Come with me!" the head teacher roared in shame.

Not long after, the two followed the head teacher to the office.

Li Liang stood obediently in the corner, while Chen Yu sat carelessly on the sofa.

"Stand up! Who told you to sit down?"

"Teacher, please stop gossiping." Chen Yu crossed his legs and said, "I have to go back to class quickly to study."

"You still know how to study?" The head teacher picked up the ruler on the desk: "From the beginning of the school year to now, you haven't even finished your morning self-study, right?"

"Teacher, you gave me the holiday."

"Are you fooling a fool here?"

"Bald Li, she scolded you." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang.

Li Liang: "..."

"Don't make this nonsense with me!" The head teacher picked up the ruler and slammed it on the sofa: "You, stand up!"

Chen Yu stood up reluctantly: "You are cruel to me."

"...I have been working in the industry for more than ten years, and you are the most naughty person I have ever seen. I just took over the class during this period, and I didn't have time to deal with you. Now I have free energy. You...what is your name?"

"Chen Shimei."

Li Liang held his forehead.

The head teacher was so angry that he trembled all over and blurted out: "Chen Yu! Be honest with me!"

"Look, don't you have a dumb voice? You know my name and you still ask."

"Chen Yu!!"

"Pa!" The ruler slapped him heavily on the shoulder.

"..." Chen Yu's expression remained unchanged: "It doesn't hurt."

Holding the ruler tightly, the class teacher breathed quickly: "Okay, be tough. Classmate Chen Yu, let me see how hard you can be."

"Teacher, let's calm down each other. It's not worth getting so angry. I'll also explain to you from the bottom of my heart why I didn't come to school. Do you want to hear it?" Chen Yuchuan changed his face and said in a sincere tone.

Hearing this, the head teacher narrowed his eyes and said, "Say."

"Actually, it's very simple. I'm just too lazy to go up. It's booming, roaring, hahaha..."

"Chen Yu!!!"

"I was wrong. To tell you the truth." Chen Yu said seriously: "I had no choice but to stop going to school in order to get into a good university."

"Can your explanation be any more contradictory?"

"No contradiction, let me explain to you in detail." He stepped forward and picked up the Chinese textbook on his desk: "Teacher, you just came to No. 6 Middle School, so you may not know much about the teaching staff of our school. That's it. Let me tell you, if Guo Degang is hired to teach mathematics, our school's science scores will increase by 40%."

"So you want to say that studying at home will improve your grades faster than studying at school?"

"Yes." Chen Yu slapped his thigh and continued without waiting for the other party to rebuke: "I know you don't believe it, but Mr. Lu Xun once said that facts speak louder than words. Just find me a set of papers and test me at home. My self-study results, if any subject is less than 90 points, my brother Li Liang and I will drop out of school together without giving a shit."

"Mad!" Li Liang yelled, "Do you have anything to do with me?"

"Don't talk." Chen Yu looked at Li Liang and patted his chest: "We are all brothers. I understand you in the wine."

"grass!"

"Ha." The head teacher looked Chen Yu up and down and sneered: "That's what you said."

Li Liang was anxious: "Teacher! Follow me..."

"He is with me and keeps his word." Chen Yu interrupted.

"You are such a bitch!!"

"Okay." The head teacher put down the ruler, opened the door and left: "Follow me, I'm going to find you a test paper now."

"No problem." Chen Yu followed closely, passed by the door, and gave Li Liang a thumbs up: "Brother, wait for my good news."

"F***!" Li Liang was furious.

"boom."

The office door is locked...

In two minutes, the two arrived at the second-grade substitute office. Without saying anything, the head teacher pulled out a paper from a math teacher's desk.

"Do."

"Just one?"

"We'll talk after we finish." The head teacher raised his head.

It has been half a month since I transferred to this school, and I still have a rough idea of the average level of students in No. 6 Middle School.

If you can pass, you are an excellent student.

If you can get over 90%, you are considered a top student.

If you can exceed 120, you are a blind monk.

If you get full marks, you will be promoted soon.

She didn't believe that a bad student who skipped school and talked about "month" calculations could reach the level of a top student.

"Wow."

Opening the paper, Chen Yu sat down and glanced at it briefly: "It's too easy. Let's change it."

"Do!"

"Fine."

Shrugging, he took out a ballpoint pen and quickly answered the questions on the paper without doing any math.

For a technology reviewer who often uses quantum glasses to study and integrates quantum information, although it is impossible to become a big shot, there is still no problem in becoming a top student in a school like No. 6 Middle School.

Sure enough, within fifteen minutes, the front side of the mock exam paper had been completed.

"Is that enough?" He put down the pen and handed the paper to the stunned class teacher. Chen Yu flicked his wrist: "It's really too simple. Don't waste time. Hurry up and do the next one."

“…”

The head teacher picked up the exam paper, glanced at Chen Yu, and then started calculating carefully.

"Is there a problem?"

Five minutes later, Chen Yu yawned.

"...You do this again." After saying this, she pulled out another set of papers from the physics teacher's desk.

"no problem."

That's it, just one hour.

From mathematics, physics, to English, chemistry, and finally to Chinese, all the front pages of all papers have been answered. The accuracy rate is over 90%.

"This...how is this possible..."

Slowly putting down the test paper, the head teacher looked confused.

"Can you believe it now?" Chen Yu stood up and patted the other party's shoulder with a smile: "I don't come to school really just to improve my grades, not against you. As long as there is a reliable person in the Sixth Middle School If you order a teacher, I don’t have to go through such trouble.”

"But... why do I always feel like you are talking nonsense?"

"You are still too young. You will understand when you stay in No. 6 Middle School for a while."

"...If you have any questions, you can tell me. No matter how many reasons you have, it is wrong for you to skip school as a student."

Seeing the results, the class teacher's tone softened unknowingly.

Regardless of primary school, middle school, high school, or university, in the semi-closed society of school, if you have good grades, you will always enjoy the privilege of being superior to others...

"You are right, I have realized my mistake." Chen Yu immediately borrowed the donkey from the slope and bowed sincerely: "Teacher, I will definitely not play truant in the future. In fact, I am a good student at heart."

"The teacher can see that you are very good at heart, but your ideas are a little extreme."

"You can see that I've hidden it so deeply?"

"Look...I can see it."

"Amazing!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up.

“…”

“…”

"Um..." The two looked at each other in silence for a long time. The head teacher picked up the test paper again and touched his forehead slightly awkwardly: "Student Chen Yu, as long as you can go to school well in the future, I will forget about your previous truancy. Go back to class first. Leave me alone."

"Yes!"

"By the way, don't forget to bring Li Liang with you. We've been standing here for more than an hour."

"No problem, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me."

After standing up, Chen Yu simply said something perfunctory and ran away.

When he passed by the head teacher's office, he originally planned to leave. But thinking about the more than ten years of brotherhood between himself and Li Liang, he sighed and opened the door: "Hey, are you still standing?"

"ah?!"

Li Liang was startled and stood up from the sofa.

"Are you very brave? Did you let you sit wherever you wanted?"

"How dare you say that? How about it? What do you mean, teacher?"

"What else do you mean?" Chen Yu spread his hands and said, "I failed all five subjects. I'm willing to admit defeat and drop out of school."

"I retreated too?!" Li Liang's eyes widened and his voice rose: "My dad can't beat me to death?!"

"What are you thinking about? After being brothers for so many years, you don't know anything about my character? Can I trick you?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "I explained it clearly to the class teacher, it has nothing to do with you. Dropping out of school is my own business. Besides, let's talk about it. , no one is a fool, this matter has nothing to do with you, are you going to learn how to remove hair?"

"Fuck, you scared me to death. You're a bastard. Just leave now. It means nothing if you don't go to school."

"However, the head teacher said that you will not be able to escape the death penalty. He asked you to stand in the middle of the playground and think about it carefully, and then write an examination. If you don't want to go, it would be a good idea for us to drop out of school together."

"Go away, aren't you going to be punished by standing? I can stand for a whole day and it will be fine. You should consider yourself, whether to go to Lanxiang or New Oriental."

"Hey, let's call you later. I'll go get my school bag."

The two left the office, Chen Yu returned to class, Li Liang went to the penalty stand, and they went their separate ways...

"Hey."

Entering the class through the back door, Chen Yu sat in his original position, reached out and knocked on Xing Biqi's shoulder: "Back."

"You..." The girl turned back sharply and blinked: "You didn't quarrel with the teacher, did you?"

"No, we are getting along pretty well emotionally."

"Oh... where is Li Liang? Where has he gone?"

"I don't know. When I went to the office to look for him, he was gone. He might have escaped. When the head teacher comes back, we will file a lawsuit against him."

"Isn't this bad..."

"Stop talking about this, let me see the video you took yesterday. It's so awesome. You can go to Proxima Centauri with the Master of Time and Space UP. You are possessed by the European God! Hurry up and let me suck it."

"Don't...don't make trouble, there are so many people..."

"suck!"

"Don't... don't..."

"Suck..."

"What on earth does this kid want to play?"

Thousands of miles away in Beijing, the middle-aged team leader who had just got off the plane was sitting in the car, looking at the footage from the surveillance camera, his brows furrowed.

"Maybe it's too boring?" Sister Wu next to her pushed the frame: "Team leader, it seems that Chen Yu has not noticed the cameras deployed in the Sixth Middle School. Do you want to install them in large numbers in his community and surrounding areas?"

"No. It's normal to install cameras in school classrooms, and the target won't care too much even if he finds them. But if cameras appear in other places, it can easily arouse his alertness. Our technological level is too different from the future, and we can't take any risks. "

"So you transferred the original head teacher of Class 2 and replaced him with a completely unaware teacher?"

"Yes." The middle-aged team leader nodded: "The best way now is to maintain a balance. Once it is broken, the higher-ups don't know how to contact Chen Yu. In other words, with what status and attitude."

As soon as he finished speaking, the car fell into silence.

Only the sound of Sister Wu sliding the tablet silently remained.

"Team leader..." After a while, she raised her head and handed out the information compiled on the tablet: "The sensation caused by "Super Dimension Review" is really huge. It is almost the headline on the world's front pages. Even our landing on Mars, and... Google has developed a medical robot, a breakthrough technology that has not received much media coverage."

"This is also normal."

After taking the tablet, the middle-aged team leader scanned it absently, with a heavy expression on his face: "Actually, we should be more concerned about the products to be evaluated in the twelfth issue now. We'd better make some preparations in advance."

"Dangerous goods that Chen Yu once mentioned in the live broadcast?"

"Yes." The team leader nodded: "The next issue, the eleventh issue, is probably too much, so you don't need to worry too much. The main focus should be on the twelfth issue. It's best to find an opportunity to communicate through the private message in the live broadcast room Contact Chen Yu and ask for some information."

"I'll do this."

"Well, the more information we collect, the better. Today, the popularity and influence of "Overtime Review" has surpassed that of any media, force, group or individual in history. A review that can bring a threat to the world, even if it is not hindered in the whole process. , and it is also very easy to lead to catastrophic social chaos."

"clear."

Putting down the tablet, the middle-aged team leader said in a faint voice: "Perhaps all the trouble has just begun..."

(End of chapter)