Sporadic barrages floated by, and the dark screen gradually lit up, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.
"Hello, dear audience friends, this is the second episode of the Super Dimension Review. I am very grateful to everyone for supporting me in the first episode. The product I bring to you this time is a product of the Great Bright Company in 2144. The quantum reading glasses produced are this thing on my desk.”
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu patted the white box in front of him and continued to explain to the camera: "This is a very awesome product. How awesome is it? In terms of practicality, it completely beats the one I reviewed last time. Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory."
[Undecided when faced with trouble...]
[How much? I bought it!]
[Master UP, you are in big trouble, someone at Station B has already analyzed Shi Hammer! Your last video had no special effects at all. You were really building a nuclear bomb. We called the police and you are waiting to die.]
[The quantum meme is out of fashion, can Grandma Pig stop taking advantage of the popularity? Let’s review a basketball that allows people to sing, dance, and rap.]
[Sand sculpture UP, online evaluation...]
After the barrage broke out briefly and disappeared, Chen Yu in the screen reached out and opened the box directly: "Without further ado, let's start unpacking now. In order to test this product, I have already unboxed it before. Now I will keep everything simple. .”
With that said, Chen Yu took out the quantum reading glasses from the box, knocked the box away, and carefully placed the glasses on the evaluation table: "Okay, unpacking is complete. Let's move on to the next item, the evaluation introduction."
[Isn’t this too simple? Wouldn’t it be nice to simply cut off the unboxing process?]
[The UP master is faster! Faster than a rabbit. (funny)]
[This sentence is directed at you! I'm going to fuck you brother!]
"So now you can see that this thicker eye is the product we are going to evaluate today, a high-tech product produced by Daguangming Company in 2144, the quantum reading eye. Since only I can experience the glasses, and experience this thing It’s very subjective, so I’m going to use facts to prove the magic of these glasses.”
Picking up the quantum reading eyes, Chen Yu straightened the mask on his face, put the glasses on his head, and raised his hands in an exaggerated manner: "Wow! Hehehe! Wow! awesome! Everyone knows that after I put on these glasses , what does it feel like? The whole world seems to be under my control! My myopia is gone, I can see light! Green light in the sky! I can see dust, see bacteria, see influenza viruses, see molecules, Particles, Cook... This is the world of quantum! This is my moment... "
[…]
[ease-of-use.]
[My scalp is numb from embarrassment.]
[Master UP, did you do this on purpose?]
[How embarrassing.]
[You are so cool, you idiot!]
[Abandon it, abandon it, abandon it...]
[(⊙_⊙)]
…
In the Internet cafe, when Chen Yu saw this paragraph, he couldn't help but cover his face when reminded by the "barrage", and he felt goosebumps all over his body in embarrassment.
"Dark history, damn."
It seems that he really has no eloquence or acting talent...
…
In the video, Chen Yu's "performance" continues.
I saw him take out ten thick books from under the temporary evaluation table, put them on the table, and said: "When I got this product from Daguangming Company, I was thinking, how can I How to intuitively show the function of this quantum glasses? Being smart, I quickly thought of a way... "
After saying that, Chen Yu picked up a "Xinhua Dictionary" and took out three dice from his pocket: "You can see these books I prepared. I will turn the pages according to the numbers thrown by the dice. One second Memorize the contents without missing a word. Well... it doesn't have to be word for word. One or two mistakes are acceptable."
"Then, in order to avoid people saying I cheated with editing, I also prepared this."
Chen Yu put three dice on the table and took out a clock like a magic trick: "You can carefully observe the hour, minute and second hands on the clock. If I edit the video, there will definitely be flaws. So I think this This method is enough to ensure the authenticity of the experiment."
"Of course, if there are still experts who think that I am cheating, when the fifth period of evaluation begins, my evaluation format will be changed from video to live broadcast. At that time, I will take the time to do this experiment again."
"Now, the experiment begins."
Picking up three dice, Chen Yu showed them to the camera, then threw them away.
"Wow..."
The three dice fell on the table and rolled around a few times, each revealing the top number.
"One, three, four, together they are seven, then we will take out the seventh book. One, two, three... seven! This is it." Chen Yu counted from top to bottom, counted to the seventh book, and took out the seventh book. , showing the cover to the camera: "This is the first volume of a ****, let's put it first... um... why is there a **** in my house? Okay, regardless of these, let's put it here first, and then we will continue to roll the dice, Let’s decide which page I want to memorize.”
[I always feel like something is wrong.]
[I, Gauss, make money.]
[Da Lang, stop beeping, it’s time to take medicine... ]
"Wow."
Three dice rolled on the table for a second, revealing three numbers.
"Two, two, five, page two hundred and twenty-five. Next, it's time to witness the miracle!"
[Witness the moment of riding a prostitute!]
[Am I turning yellow?]
[This is the last issue, please cherish it.]
[My backhand is a report... ]
Reaching out and pressing the switch of the quantum reading glasses, the outer frame of the glasses suddenly lit up with soft green light, flickering in and out, which was very technological.
"Now, I can see the text prompts in the glasses, telling me that the information source has been detected, which is the book in my hand. If I choose to enter the quantum reading state, blink the left eye, and refuse to enter the right eye."
"I blinked my left eye and successfully entered the reading state. Now I start to choose the reading level. From high to low, they are elementary, intermediate, advanced and extreme. In order to memorize the 225 pages of content as soon as possible, I directly choose extreme !”
As he spoke, Chen Yu began to shake his head up, up, down, down, left, right, left and right.
[UP is going to have a seizure?]
[It may be epilepsy.]
[Is this the legendary quantum reading? As expected, she is different from other coquettish bitches... ]
[To be honest, since I am taking the review route of fantasy sand sculptures, let’s have something fun. For example, reviewing cruise missiles is definitely interesting. Riding on the popularity of Quantum is boring. Is the owner of Up running out of ideas?]
…
At the same time, in a spacious room in an unlisted unit in Beijing, more than a thousand kilometers away.
There were serious-looking men and women sitting on both sides of the desk.
On the large screen against the wall, Chen Yu's second review video was playing.
"Team leader, the detailed spectral analysis results have come out."
The door to the room was suddenly pushed open, and a young man wearing glasses handed a portfolio to the middle-aged man at the desk.
"Wait for a while before watching the video."
The middle-aged man gave an order and the video on the big screen was immediately paused. Then, he opened the file bag, took out the documents inside and read through them carefully.
The more he looked, the worse his face became.
Five minutes later, after flipping through the files, the middle-aged man clenched his fists: "I can confirm that this self-media video of the Overtime Review does not have any digital special effects."
"That is to say..." the man sitting next to him said hoarsely.
"Yes." The middle-aged man nodded: "In the products of the so-called Uranium 235 Atomic Energy Laboratory, there are indeed high concentrations of uranium 235, as well as various illegal nuclear materials."
After saying that, the middle-aged man suddenly stood up and slapped the table: "Let's arrange it, crack the hidden IP, analyze the video background, identify the accent, build a portrait of the criminal, and retrieve the records of every user who left a message, shared, and collected the video. Determine the location and identity of the criminals as soon as possible and arrest them!”
"yes!"
Author: Brother, I want a recommendation vote!
Reader: Here! Give them all! Is two hundred tickets enough
Author: Enough! Thank you brother! Brother is awesome!
(End of chapter)