8:55.
8:57.
8:59.
9:00!
"coming."
In the floating castle, in the hall of the principal's tower, Chen Yu suddenly raised his head and looked into the air.
The space was quickly distorted, a circular wormhole expanded, and a miniature box was slowly pulled out from inside.
"thump."
Five seconds later, the white express box fell and the wormhole slowly disappeared.
The transparent space has been restored to its original state.
"It's so small." Xiao Taohong quickly stepped forward, picked up the thumb-sized express box, turned around and handed it to Chen Yu: "Mr. Chen, it's not as big as human excrement."
Chen Yu's hand stretched out to receive the object froze instantly: "What the hell is this description?"
"Okay." Xiao Taohong said timidly, "It's bigger than excrement."
"...it's not the size that matters, okay?!" Chen Yu grabbed the express box and waved his hand impatiently: "If you can't speak, don't speak. Just stand behind me."
"It's obviously not big." Xiao Taohong muttered and walked back behind Chen Yu.
Raising his hand and carefully observing the express box in his palm, Chen Yu was confused.
No more than five centimeters long and two centimeters wide at most. It looks like small cosmetics such as lipstick and mascara.
There is no doubt that this is the smallest technology product he has seen as a reviewer of Time and Space.
"Can such a big thing be a protective product?" Xiao Taohong couldn't help but ask.
"Do you need to make a bet?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.
"Bet? Okay! What are you betting on?" Xiao Taohong was immediately excited when she heard the word bet.
"Let's bet on whether this thing is a protective product. If you lose, you can call me daddy from now on. How about it?"
"What if you lost?"
"I lose, I will hear you call me daddy from now on."
"Okay!" Xiao Taohong nodded quickly: "No problem! It's settled, you can't go back on it."
"Only 2B regretted it."
"Pull the hook!"
"...Okay, pull the hook."
Hearing this, Xiao Taohong immediately got busy. Under Chen Yu's stunned eyes, she found two ropes, hung them on the ceiling to make two ropes, and stuck her head in: "Mr. Chen, you come in too!"
"...What are you going to do?"
"Pull the hook!"
"Do you have any misunderstanding about Lagou? Is this really hanging?" Chen Yu roared.
"Isn't pulling a hook and hanging a person the same step?" Xiao Taohong wondered.
Chen Yu: "???"
"Hang yourself with a hook and don't change for a hundred years."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Come and hang yourself!"
"Get lost! Only a second-rate idiot would play with you, right?!"
Saying that, Chen Yu put his head into the rope and hooked Xiao Taohong's hand.
"Pull a hook, hang yourself, a hundred years, no change allowed..."×2
After hanging for a while, the two of them landed on the ground with straight legs.
"Open the box! See what's inside." Throwing away the lock cover, Xiao Taohong was eager to try it
"No, it can't be started until after the live broadcast." Chen Yu touched his neck.
"Then let's broadcast live now!"
"Well, stand behind me."
After readjusting the voice changer at his throat, Chen Yu faced the camera and decisively started the live broadcast room.
[The promotion live broadcast room is opening... ]
[All online live broadcast platforms around the world have been launched!]
23.66 million.
110 million.
300 million…
With the permissions open, hundreds of millions of IPs swarmed in, and within three seconds, the cumulative number of people exceeded the 500 million mark!
[All rise!]
[Come on!]
[First! I am the first!]
[Which of my grandchildren are you?]
[First!]
[fifth.]
[Is this a review of time and space?]
[Well-behaved.jpg]
[I am a long-time fan, so I knew that the UP master would be popular.]
[It is gold, it will shine one day.]
[It is shining, it will take one day to make gold.]
[The number of strange idiots has increased! (Bear head)]
[Anchor! Mom loves you!]
[Master UP, you are so awesome, do you dare to set up a rice circle?]
After two minutes, the gains began to slow.
The total number of people on the entire platform remains at 500 million.
In fact, every calculated "number of people" is just a piece of IP information. But in each IP, there may not be many people watching in front of one screen...
Therefore, the actual number of people watching Chen Yu's live broadcast at this time is far more than 500 million.
"What a miracle that is not a miracle."
With a silent sigh in his heart, Chen Yu held his chest and head high, looked directly at the camera, and opened the show loudly: "All friends in the live broadcast room, this is the official live broadcast of the eleventh episode of the Overtime Review. Good morning, everyone."
"I am the founder and host of "Overtime Review". I am responsible for displaying, experiencing, evaluating, and promoting technological products in the future human world. I am very honored to meet you."
Raising his wrist, he glanced at the wildly whistling barrage on the watch screen, and continued: "The network has been unblocked. Over the past few days, everyone should know a lot about "Super Dimension Review" and myself. Well, let me stop talking nonsense, don’t waste time introducing myself, get straight to the point, and start today’s review.”
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu held the miniature express box and showed it in front of the camera.
"Today's protagonist is it, the evaluation product of the eleventh official live broadcast. It is worth mentioning that the box is very compact, only the size of a lipstick. It is the smallest future technology I have purchased in my evaluation career."
“Now, let’s start with the first item of evaluation, product unboxing.”
"Tear!"
"Unpacking completed."
[Well done.]
[The UP master is still so fast.]
[Ancestral speed.]
[Even so quickly, I still can’t change my habit of liking other people’s wives.]
[?]
[? ?]
Throwing away the red seal, Chen Yu observed it carefully for a moment, then opened the narrow lid of the box, took out the contents, and played with them in his hands.
This is a cylindrical metal tube with a delicate appearance, with a smooth surface and a slight elasticity.
The tube is hollow, but if you look at it with your eyes, you can see that it seems to be filled with some strange substance.
"call!"
After thinking for a moment, Chen Yu aimed at the mouth of the tube and blew hard, but was blocked by the mask.
"As you can see, this is an iron pipe." He controlled the suspended camera and explained in a steady voice: "Like you, I don't know what it is, what it is used for, and how to control it. There is no Find the instruction manual for this thing. But I’m sure there will be a detailed tutorial, maybe, right here…”
As he spoke, Chen Yu stretched out a little finger and, under the gaze of 500 million people, slowly inserted his finger into the mouth of the tube...
"Whoosh!"
The next moment, a torrent of quantum information flowed into Chen Yu's tissues, cells, genes, and quantum information network like an enlightenment, quickly integrating into one.
Three seconds later, thoughts and consciousness returned.
Feeling the familiarity of quantum information fusion, Chen Yu took a deep breath and faced the camera, his eyes twinkling.
"Same as the last review, I integrated the quantum information flow built into this product and understood the name, purpose, and control method of this thing."
"I don't think anyone can guess what it is."
Slowly raising the metal tube, Chen Yu raised the corners of his mouth, suppressing the extreme excitement in his heart, and inserted his little finger completely into the metal tube.
"boom!"
moment! In the empty hall, thunder and lightning are everywhere! The glow is brilliant!
It almost blinded all the viewers in front of the screen...
(End of chapter)