Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 36: It seems like there's going to be big trouble

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In the video, Chen Yu’s comments continue.

"Okay, now I have turned on the extreme level. At this time, in my world, the flow of time is very, very slow. So in order to let everyone understand what I say, I am trying my best to control my speaking speed."

As he spoke, Chen Yu's hands were like electricity, and he flipped through the book using a unique method of quantum reading. He found page 225, paused for about five seconds, then closed the book and took off his glasses.

"OK, I've finished memorizing it. It's difficult to memorize, so I just memorized it for a while. Don't worry about these details."

Making an OK gesture, Chen Yu faced the camera, took out a long piece of cloth to wrap around the eyes of his mask, and recited quickly: "Start from the first line. Good things in the world are not solid, colorful clouds are easy to scatter, and glass is brittle. Fall behind." , Yueniang sent Mother Li and Sister Gui out, and passed Huilian's door. The door was closed, and there was no movement. She was very suspicious... "

[My day! Awesome, my brother!]

[You can’t memorize the whole book, right?]

[Sorry to bother you.]

[Fuck, cowhide, cruel, 2333, 6666, 9999, FFFF, OHHH, excellent, awesome... ]

[If you don’t get a Nobel in the future, I’m sorry for your pretense now.]

[I almost believed it (funny)]

[Stop showing off, how much does it cost? Can't I buy it?]

[It’s not pornographic content, bad review!]

"... My daughter refused to obey her chastity and threatened her to death. I also want to sue anyone who dares to burn the corpse! All the firemen left in disorder and did not dare to burn the body. The young master was not allowed to park the coffin in the temple to answer the question. Just now. It’s: Blue dragon jade and white book travel together, good and bad things are not guaranteed at all!”

After reciting the last line of the poem, Chen Yu took off the long cloth, snapped his fingers at the camera, and said with a smile: "Two hundred and twenty-five pages, the whole article, more than five hundred words, I should not miss a word."

As he said that, he turned to page 225 and pointed at the camera: "Can you all take a look and see if there are any mistakes in what I memorized?"

After a three-second pause, Chen Yu crossed his index fingers, and unconsciously said with a slightly pretentious and satisfied tone: "I know, you think I'm lying, it doesn't matter, facts speak louder than words, a book can't prove it, then Just two and a half, three, four. You can’t say that I memorized all these books in advance, right?”

After saying this, he picked up the dice and threw it towards the review table again.

"Wow."

two.

three.

three.

"Two, three, three, the sum is eight, then let's pull out the eighth book." Chen Yu checked the eighth book from top to bottom, pulled out the book, and placed it in front of the camera: "Mr. Yu's "April 3" "The Incident" is such a thick book that could kill someone if it fell from a building. I can't possibly memorize it all, right?"

"Wow."

The dice were thrown on the table again, revealing three numbers.

From low to high, one, five, six.

"Next, it's time to witness the miracle."

Putting on his quantum reading glasses and picking up "The April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu quickly turned to page 156, read for a second, closed the book with a "bang", then took off his glasses and took out the long piece of cloth Cover your eyes.

"You know? Bai Xue said that he didn't realize that he had walked to the door of Bai Xue's house. I remember that one day two years ago, he saw Bai Xue coming out of this door here, just as she is now gracefully coming out of this door. out… "

"... Bai Xue's bedroom is very exquisite, but not as tidy as Han Sheng's bedroom. He is on the chair... "

"... Bai Xue went straight to the point and told him everything, but it made him eat a lot..."

"... Her face turned red after she had just recovered. We never talked in school, so I was shocked."

After memorizing the last word, Chen Yu also pulled off the long cloth with some excitement and gestured with his hands to the camera: "Six or not six?!"

[66666!]

[how did you do it?]

[I was shocked!]

[To be honest, this operation is really cool.]

[The most powerful brain welcomes you.]

[Such a cool UP, I’m paying attention...]

Picking up the "April 3rd Incident", Chen Yu turned to page 156, fully showed the page to the camera for three seconds, and then put it down: "Next is the third book."

"Wow."

"Three, three, four, together they are ten, the tenth book."

Pulling out the tenth book from the pile, Chen Yu was delighted. He held it up and revealed the cover: "It's the fifth edition of "Modern Chinese Dictionary". No one thinks I've memorized this one, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Yu threw the dice directly.

"Two, four, five. Two hundred and forty-five pages."

Wear quantum glasses and memorize the entire text in two real-world seconds in extreme mode.

"Snoring: <mouth> snoring."

"Skid: verb, 1. Refers to the wheel or pulley spinning because the friction generated when it rotates does not meet the requirements. 2. The ground is slippery and makes it difficult to stand or walk steadily."

"Dahuang'er: verb, swaying from side to side and standing unsteadily. [Dajie] verb, during opera performances, people improvise and say ridiculous things for fun, which is called Dajiu."

"Jerking off: verb..."

[Awesome! (The first barrage in my life, dedicated to the UP owner)]

[It’s so showy that it explodes!]

[Impressed! I’m really convinced...]

[Animals.]

[I want to get all this person’s information within one minute!]

[This is a big guy...]

Open page 225 of "Modern Chinese Dictionary" and show the contents to the camera.

Sure enough, it’s word for word!

"Logically speaking, I should continue to memorize the next one, but because "Modern Chinese Dictionary" is too thick, just evaluating it once is not enough, so I will evaluate it again to prove the function of this quantum glasses." As he said, Chen Yu Pick up three dice and throw them.

"Wow."

"This time it's three, three, six. Three hundred and thirty-six pages. I know that some people will definitely say that my dice have been tampered with, so I will temporarily add a random number. This random number is the one on my table. The seconds on the clock are now..."

Chen Yu in the picture turned his head, glanced at the time on the clock, and said: "Now the second hand has reached forty-seven seconds, then we will use three hundred and thirty-six, plus forty-seven. The total is... Let me do the math. .”

Chen Yu crossed his fingers, and after a while, he raised his head: "The total is three hundred and eighty-three, so I will turn to page three hundred and eighty-three. Next, it is the fourth time to witness the miracle!"

After saying this, he put on his quantum reading glasses, opened the 383rd page of the "Modern Chinese Dictionary", and finished reciting it in one second.

"Plan: noun, 1. A work plan. 2. A formulated procedure."

"Convenience: adjective, 1. facilitate. Verb, 2. make convenient; give convenience... verb, 5. euphemism, refers to excretion and defecation."

"Instant noodles: noun, 1. refers to pasta related to excretion..."

[But I am uneducated, so I can make my way into the world with just one word.]

[Fuck!]

[Fuck! +1]

[Fuck! +2]

[Fuck! +3]

[Cowhide!]

[Cowhide! +1]

[Cowhide! +2]

On the screen, a barrage suddenly erupted...

After reciting the contents of the book word for word, Chen Yu took off the long cloth covering his eyes and summarized it in front of the camera.

"Okay, so the review is almost over now. First of all, I would like to thank Daguangming Company for providing me with this technology product, and I am also very grateful to the viewers for their support. I promise that all the income from all my videos will be Donate to the charity foundation and generate electricity entirely with love. Please forward it more! Toss in coins! Share! Collect! Next Monday, I will bring more exciting technology products."

"There is one more thing to announce. Starting from the fifth issue, product reviews will be converted to live broadcasts and videos. By then, there will be real, high-tech technology products that will shock everyone online! Real-time reviews! We , see you there or not!”

As Chen Yu's last line and advertisement fell, the screen fell into darkness.

At the same time, in an unlisted unit in Beijing.

The middle-aged man sitting in the first place turned off the video, remained silent for a long time, and then spoke in a hoarse voice: "It seems there is going to be big trouble..."

(End of chapter)