"Is that shit?"
"...First...sir, that's butter."
"Sorry, my classmate is not very good at talking." Xing Biqi sneered: "But why is butter green?"
"It's duck poop green." Chen Yu corrected: "Maybe the other half cheated."
waiter:"… "
Without waiting for the waiter to explain, Chen Yu picked up the knife, spread the sticky green butter on the triangular bread, and swallowed half of it in one gulp.
"Crack."
"Gah bang..."
Xing Biqi said in a daze: "You...your tooth is broken?"
"The bread is broken." Chen Yu looked serious.
"Is it tasty?"
"Authentic!" After swallowing the food with difficulty, he gave a thumbs up: "This is the taste..."
"Sir, you are an expert." The waiter resumed his smile.
"...the taste of authentic tires." Chen Yu added.
The waiter's face became stiff again.
Putting down the knife, Chen Yu glanced at the green butter, then turned to Xing Biqi: "How much did you order?"
"The set meal is a thousand and eighty in total."
Hearing this, Chen Yu moved his eyes to the waiter: "Has this dish been served?"
"It's...finished."
"Then beauty, please go down first. You may feel uncomfortable hearing what I say next."
waiter:"… "
"Blood loss!" When there were only two people left in the waiting room, Chen Yu picked up the bread and threw it directly into the trash can under the table: "It's too unpalatable, even to the point of being inedible. This piece of shit costs a thousand and eighty dollars." ?Is it so easy to make money outside? It’s not even as good as Lao Ba’s secret hamburger.”
"Is it really delicious?" Xing Biqi picked up a piece of bread and took a tentative bite.
"It tastes terrible, especially with the green butter on it. It's almost unpalatable. By the way, what's the name of this set meal?"
"Love...couple package."
"Oh!" Chen Yu suddenly said, "No wonder it's green."
Soon, the second meal prepared by the top chef of the surrendering country was served.
It's two cups of mango sand ice cream.
"ice cream!"
Xing Biqi cheered, quickly scooped out a full spoonful and put it into his mouth, with a satisfied look on his face: "This is delicious, sweet and sour."
"Well, this is okay. It's just that it's still very cold in the Northeast. Is it really good to serve ice cream as the main course..."
Then, the waiter brought the third meal.
A chef from the surrendering country lifted the lid of the meal himself. Under the smoke, exquisite plates, spoons, bowls, and cups were vaguely revealed. The style is pretty good.
"Boy, this is white sturgeon caviar, please use it slowly." The waiter opened the caviar with a knife, then bowed with the chef and left.
Chen Yu knew that white sturgeon caviar was the most expensive and top-quality caviar. Combined with the sticky green soft bread and the sticky mashed potatoes, it blends between the lips and teeth. The taste is quite... ordinary.
"Is it delicious?" Xing Biqi asked.
"Next time I'll treat you to spicy hotpot."
…
An hour later, the two left the Michelin three-star hotel, chatting and walking towards the lake.
"There is actually a service fee? Adding up to more than two thousand yuan, it is no longer blood loss, but blood collapse."
"It doesn't matter." Xing Biqi strolled behind Chen Yu: "It would be great if I could go out to eat with you. It doesn't matter what you eat. By the way, the monthly exam is over, will you still go to school tomorrow?"
"No, I'll study at home."
"I heard that the head teacher of our class was made angry by you and cried. If you don't go to school, what will happen if you are expelled?"
"It doesn't matter." Chen Yu patted Xing Biqi on the shoulder: "I've already fallen in love with a rich woman, do I still need to work hard?"
“…”
"By the way, are we just wandering around here? It's just before three in the afternoon, aren't there any other programs planned?"
"No...no more. How about we watch a movie?"
"Too cliche." Chen Yu looked up and down at Xing Biqi's curvy figure, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Shall we go swimming? Isn't the swimming pool next to it open for business?"
"We... didn't bring swimsuits either." Xing Biqi covered her face.
"They are sold in the swimming pool, buy now." As he said, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Chen Yike's number, and got straight to the point: "Boss, are you going to play in the swimming pool?"
"Go!" Chen Yike shouted in surprise from the other end of the receiver.
"Put your dick on too."
"good!"
After hanging up the phone, Chen Yu pointed directly at the swimming pool: "Let's go buy tickets first."
"Aren't we two..." The girl hesitated to speak. And thinking that Chen Erke's "enemy" was coming, I couldn't help but shudder.
"It's lively when there are many people. What's there to do between two people?"
"Then... let me buy some gifts for my sisters. By the way, what do Chen Yike and Chen Erke like?"
"The boss likes to do exercises. The harder they are, the happier they are. The second child likes locks. If you buy her a bunch of iron locks that can't be broken, she will definitely change her mind and become obsessed with you."
"Really...really?" Xing Biqi was confused.
"When have I ever lied to someone? Go ahead and buy it. Let's do Operation Graveyard. I'll buy the tickets and you can buy the gifts."
After saying that, Chen Yu turned around and left.
Looking at Chen Yu's shrunken back, the girl showed a knowing smile: "You like to be mischievous, charming and impatient."
"???" The deer next to him blinked and tilted his head...
…
Within thirty minutes, Chen Yike walked into the swimming pool hall with his two younger sisters.
Chen Erke, who was originally chattering and extremely excited, suddenly changed his face when he saw Xing Biqi beside Chen Yu: "Why did that woman get in here again?"
"White Rabbit, Big Grape, Sister Peach!" Chen Sanke happily ran forward, hugged Xing Biqi's thigh, and rubbed her affectionately.
"Good boy Sanke, long time no see." Xing Biqi opened his schoolbag and took out a package of exquisite dried salted fish: "Do you like this kind of snack?"
"I like it!" Chen Sanke's round eyes lit up, he took the package bag, tilted his head and tore open the opening with his little tiger teeth, took out a crispy little salted fish, put it to the tip of his nose and sniffed it, cheering: "It smells good! Thank you, Sister Salted Fish Flavor!"
"..." The corner of Chen Yu's mouth twitched. He was about to reprimand Chen Sanke, but suddenly discovered a blind spot and turned back to look at Xing Biqi: "Hey! Can you not give Laosan this kind of strange food next time?!"
"Next...definitely next time." Xing Biqi scratched his head in embarrassment, then took out a box of Dove chocolates from his bag and handed it to Chen Erke: "This is for you, do you like it?"
"How could you like what you gave me?" Chen Erke curled his lips and took the chocolate, weighing it: "What flavor is it?"
"Chocolate strawberry."
"Then I don't like it even more." She opened the box, took out a piece and threw it into her mouth: "Well, it tastes terrible."
Chen Yu: "..."
"It tastes too bad. It's disgusting." As he said that, Chen Erke began to stuff it into his mouth piece by piece: "Ugh."
Turning his head, Chen Yu looked at Xing Biqi: "Did you hear that? As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew it was the old hermaphrodite."
"Sister, do you have my gift?" Chen Yike put down his backpack and asked with a smile.
"Of course. Do you like this?"
"Hello, K kicked the crystal hairpin!" Chen Yike was surprised, and then waved his hands repeatedly: "No, it's too expensive, it costs more than a thousand yuan."
"It doesn't matter, just take it." Xing Biqi forced the hairpin over and said, "You also know that I am very well off now, so it's nothing. I saw you posting it on Moments before."
"More than a thousand yuan!" Chen Erke, who was eating chocolate silently next to him, was stunned: "You... aren't you also a student? Where do you get so much money?"
"Then thank you, sister." Taking the card, Chen Yike closed the packaging box carefully, put it into his backpack, and then explained: "Sister Xing Biqi is very rich now! She is a multi-millionaire."
"Millions of... millionaires?!" Chen Erke stared at Xing Biqi for a while with his eyes wide open, then looked down at the chocolate in his hand, remained silent for a while, and said: "Actually... actually, the chocolate you gave me is quite delicious. I'm starting to like you."
"..." Turning around, Chen Yu looked at Xing Biqi and spread his hands: "Did you hear that? As soon as you opened your mouth, you knew it was my husband who knew about it."
(End of chapter)