After standing in silence in the snow for a long time, Chen Yu picked up his phone and hesitantly typed out a line of text.
[Chen Yu: "Can the product under review in this issue be replaced with another one?"]
[Promotion: "The product is ready. Time and space transmission can be enabled at any time. It cannot be replaced."]
[Chen Yu: "What if I stop broadcasting?"]
[Promotion: "Hahahaha..."]
Chen Yu: "..."
Sighing, he scratched his head irritably.
[Chen Yu: "Okay, I'll leave the solar system now."]
[Promotion: "We will monitor your location at all times and will send you a message if the distance is suitable."]
Taking back his phone, Chen Yu was stunned for a while, raised his wrist and looked at the time.
9:08 am.
"We can't delay it anymore, let's get started."
Adjust your posture, put on the Peking Opera mask, click on the watch screen, and the "Overtime Review" live broadcast room will open immediately.
[The promotion live broadcast room is opening... ]
[All online live broadcast platforms around the world have been launched!]
52.3 million!
286 million!
632.28 million!
700 million!
The moment the permissions are opened, terrifying data flows swarm in!
The originally black screen didn't even have time to reveal Chen Yu's figure before it was instantly covered up by the overwhelming barrage.
[ah! Live broadcast!]
[Long live the doomsday! The world belongs to three bodies!]
[First.]
[First, first!]
[Good morning, dad, grandpa, and ancestors.]
[Fingers, toilet paper, and hand stops are all ready, but I don’t see the female assistant... ]
[Don't worry, she might be pregnant.]
[I hid in the basement with my whole family to watch the live broadcast, because I heard that today’s wave was very dangerous.]
[If the earth is destroyed, what's the use of hiding in a house?]
[Of course you can do shameful things by hiding in a house.]
[The screen suddenly turns yellow...]
[Raise your hands weakly, it’s the end of the world, wouldn’t it be more exciting outside... ]
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After waiting for two minutes as usual, the total number of people online exceeded 750 million, and the increase slowly slowed down.
"Today is Sunday, good morning to all viewers around the world." Facing the camera, Chen Yu made an OK gesture and spoke loudly: "This is the twelfth official live broadcast of the Overtime Review. I am the host of the show. We met again after a month."
"Before we start, let me say a digression."
"I have seen many of your comments on the Internet during this period. In addition to the source of future technology, what I am most concerned about is my true identity. To put it simply, I just want to know who I am."
"As for me, I've never been a secretive person. Since everyone wants to know me so much, I might as well make it public. It can satisfy fans' curiosity and participants don't have to call me Mr. Chen during interactions, which is awkward."
[What the hell? Was it so exciting right from the start?]
[My husband’s identity is finally revealed... ]
[grass! That's my husband!]
[Do you want to show your face? How much did you pay? I bought more than a ton of posters alone!]
[Has the UP owner authorized it? It’s hard to say it’s pirated.]
[Stop arguing, as long as the anchor has me in his heart, I don’t care how many sisters he has. He’s everyone’s husband, right...]
[All the benefits of co-authorship have been taken up by you women? Aren’t we worthy of being UP’s main wife? When can men really stand up? I feel cold and trembling.]
…
Thousands of miles away, in the Hall of Observers.
Hearing Chen Yu's speech on the screen, the middle-aged team leader's heart sank, and he immediately started eye contact with Sister Wu beside him.
Sister Wu raised her little thumb in a vague way and started to pull it back and forth (Team leader, what should we do (pull)?)
The middle-aged team leader sat quietly, reached into his shirt, buttoned his belly button, put it in front of his eyes to observe, and placed it (quietly and watch his (navel) change (poop))
(Did he think his identity was exposed because he was attacked?)
(Unclear (light) clear (pest).) The middle-aged team leader stretched out his finger and punched the seat hard, making a muffled sound.
"Team leader, take a look at this." Sister Wu handed over a document and whitened out the author's name at the end. (Ming (name) is clear)
At the same time, everyone in the hall was staring at the screen intently.
Until I heard Chen Yu change his tone through the bow-tie voice changer, and said clearly: "My surname is Chen, and my name is Xiaochun. Chen Xiaochun."
"GO!"
"XiaoChun Chen!"
"Check quickly, the database permissions are connected."
"Jinzhou Chen Xiaochun... Jinzhou Chen Xiaochun..."
The hall instantly became chaotic, and teams from various countries were involved in frantic work, trying to find out Chen Yu's background through this name.
Except China.
Middle-aged team leader: “…”
Sister Wu: “…”
Everyone in the team: “…”
…
"watt?"
At the same time, in the living room of a high-rise building in Hanggang, Chen Xiaochun, who was drinking and watching videos with his friends, froze, with question marks on his face.
"He... does he mean Chen Xiaochun?" Chen Xiaochun said calmly.
"It seems..." The corner of the companion's mouth twitched: "And your voices are the same."
“…”
"You're going to be hot."
"What?"
"I said you are going to be popular." Another companion stood up, spread his arms in an exaggerated manner, and jumped one meter high: "Globally! Do it!"
…
[I almost believed it...]
[Is it Chen Xiaochun, the bachelor who has repeatedly failed in his career?]
[It can’t really be me, right?]
[It turns out that the anchor can change his voice. I thought the female voice from before was her own. When I heard it, I sat on the ground and ovulated.]
[vomit.]
[vomit+1]
[Friendly reminder, turn off the barrage for a better experience.]
"OK, enough chatter, let's get straight to the main topic of today."
Glancing at the dark barrage on the watch screen, Chen Yu turned around, stepped on the snow, walked towards the portal, and explained: "As you can see, I did not display the product in today's live broadcast. It's not because I want to sell off. Just because that high-tech product is very dangerous and needs to be evaluated in a very safe place. And the Siberia where I am at this time is far from enough."
"So, this program is destined to be special, and the process of finding a review venue is also part of it."
As he spoke, he walked to the metal arch and began to work quickly with his hands to connect the space.
When viewers watching the live broadcast saw this scene, most of them thought that Chen Yu would choose the location in the Sahara, Antarctica, or outside the Earth, Mars, or even the edge of the solar system for the sake of "safety." They couldn't help but feel a sense of security.
[The owner of UP is so considerate and knows how to protect the environment.]
[Let me just say it, you can’t believe those nonsense self-media. The anchor is not stupid. Where will he live if the earth explodes?]
[You can come out of the basement, as long as you don't get dangerous goods on the earth.]
[Can you beat me? Can the outer space review kill me instantly? Pour the host a cappuccino and start your bomb show. He ran so far and still managed to beat me, I was on the spot! Just eat this computer screen!]
[Incense...]
But then, the audience began to feel more and more something was wrong.
Chen Yu did not choose to use the portal to reach his destination. Instead, he came to the airport of the floating castle and boarded the super-light spacecraft...
The next moment, the spacecraft took off, and Chen Yu stood in front of the camera and waved: "Let's go two light years away from the solar system first and see if we are at a safe distance."
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(End of chapter)