Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 377: Earthlings... are so cruel!

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Since mankind entered the atomic age, "strategic" weapons have never disappeared.

Whether it is self-protection or offense, there must always be a weapon to deter the overall situation.

Even before the industrial age, "strategic" weapons in various senses appeared.

This kind of thing has mixed pros and cons.

If you think about it from a good perspective, you can "control" each other and keep both parties calm.

From a bad perspective, once the "false" peace is broken, it will bring a devastating blow to civilization.

Just like nuclear weapons.

Just like this, in the future, when humans break out of the solar system and learn about the existence of extraterrestrial civilizations, the first thing they think of is how to build a "strategic" weapon to deter the enemy and thereby bring peace.

Generations of "strategic" weapons have been created, replaced, and even used in this way.

The Super Blue Star sent by the Super Dimension Promotion Company is exactly one of them.

It was "developed" in AD 7041.

At that time, when the surrounding intelligent civilizations that were 50 or 50 different from humans were still researching "quantum cannonballs", "high-aggregation destruction curtains", and "primary dimensional manipulation", humans, a race with full war talents, had already set their sights on Put it all over the galaxy.

then…

Without stopping, humans frantically collected many old stars, and transformed them into red and blue supergiants that were about to explode under the bewildered gaze of surrounding civilizations. In just one hundred and twenty years, a total of one hundred and seventy-five "galaxy bombs" were produced, dispersed to various areas, adjusted at various angles, and strived to maximize the damage area.

Just press a button to detonate them simultaneously! Blow up the entire river system!

That scene may be comparable only to the Big Bang at the beginning of the universe.

(Humans: Let’s die together, hahaha!)

At this point, the entire galaxy was shocked.

Even some earlier high-tech intelligent races have never seen such a crazy civilization.

Summary: People on earth are still ruthless...

But as we all know, there is a price to pay for showing off.

Supergiants are celestial bodies, stars, and cannot be manipulated by intelligent creatures at will.

It is easy to change the proportion of elements, but restoring it is a fantasy.

Thousands of years of time, with the flick of a finger.

Those "galaxy bombs" burned out the hydrogen elements one after another, reached the end of their lifespan, and officially entered the early stage of death.

This kind of thing is not garbage and cannot be thrown away, let alone destroyed like nuclear weapons. Once it collapses and causes a supernova explosion, the Milky Way will be truly clean.

And planned independent detonation is not a good idea. The Milky Way is too dense, and the burst of gamma rays will cause death wherever it hits.

Initially, it was humans who were worried.

But when humans discovered that other races were more worried, they suddenly stopped worrying.

Humanity chooses to use its other two full talent points - business and rogue - to negotiate with civilizations that they can talk to. We will jointly invest and bear the terrifying cost to send these "death knells" away through space-time wormholes.

What? disagree

Then there’s no need to talk about it…

Don't fight duels based on the rules of the world, let's set off these more than a hundred fireworks together. Maybe some civilizations are lucky... and they don't die

then.

This super blue giant star with only 4 months left in its shelf life was sent to Chen Yu.

Obviously, there were more than a hundred other reviewers from parallel time and space who were unlucky at the same time.

"Made!"

"A bunch of crazy CEOs!"

Slowly putting down the phone, Chen Yu's face looked uncertain behind the mask.

This is no longer just a business partnership. For more "advanced" time and space, ancient time and space was still a treatment plant that dumped garbage and trouble at will.

As the saying goes, if you are a dead Taoist friend but not a poor Taoist, you don't care whether others are happy or not.

"So does it really make sense for humans to break out of the solar system and prolong the survival of the race by blooming in many places?"

"No matter how much science and technology advances, the nuclear threat hanging over our heads is just a more advanced form..."

Taking another deep breath, Chen Yu picked up his phone and typed a reply on the WeChat interface.

[Chen Yu: "So what you said before was so nice, with rewards and such, but you were essentially trying to pass the blame?"]

[Promotion: "Mr. Chen, you have misunderstood us. We are not trying to pass the blame."]

[Chen Yu: "The reality is here, then what are you doing?"]

[Promotion: "It's avoiding trouble."]

[Chen Yu: "...I want to complain."]

(withdraw)

[Chen Yu: "Forget it, pretend I didn't say the last sentence. Let me ask you, how do you solve this thing now? Ten light years is too close. If you detonate the earth, you will die."]

[Promotion: "You can push it away!"]

[Chen Yu: "Do you think I can pull it with a donkey?"]

[Promotion: "It shouldn't work..."]

[Chen Yu: "Fuck! If it doesn't work, then find a way! There are still four months left, grandma!"]

[Promotion: “What is enough for four months?”]

Chen Yu: "..."

[Chen Yu: "I feel like you are taking revenge on me now."]

[Promotion: "Dear, you are thinking too much. Within four months, it will be enough for us to ship an excellent traction product to you. By then you will be able to drag the stars away."]

[Chen Yu: "I really can't believe you now. Frankly speaking, how far can it be transported?"]

[Promotion: "There will be no problem within a hundred light years."]

[Chen Yu: "That's of no use! If the earth collapses and explodes, wouldn't the earth still die?!"]

[Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please calm down first. Although a hundred light years is short, as long as you adjust the angle and deviate 30° from the direction of the solar system, the burst of gamma ray bursts will not harm the Milky Way."]

[Chen Yu: "What about the remaining damage?"]

[Promotion: "At most, the electronic equipment on the earth will be scrapped."]

Raising his head and quietly looking at the blue supergiant outside the spacecraft, Chen Yu held his forehead in pain: "Help..."

"Viewers, please wait a little longer. There are still a few issues, which will be resolved soon."

After speaking to the camera to reassure the audience, he continued typing.

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I accept this wave. Send me the review next month."]

[Promotion: "That won't work. I have already applied for a more powerful product for next month's evaluation. It cannot be changed."]

[Chen Yu: "More?! Are you telling me more?!"]

[Promotion: "It's just an adjective, not more dangerous, I swear."]

[Chen Yu: "Can we discuss this? I can't explain all this to all mankind, why the hell do you want to stab me again?"]

[Promotion: "Why don't you complain to me? Go to the Opinion Processing Department of the Kuiper Belt Hyperspace Promotion Headquarters in 4552. My job number is 23333.]

[Chen Yu: "... OK, you wait."]

[Promotion: "Yeah, yeah."]

After forcefully closing WeChat and putting his phone back, Chen Yu closed his eyes and calmed down for a moment, then turned around and opened his arms to face the camera.

"Dear audience friends, I have kept you waiting for a long time."

"Let me tell you some good news. This blue supergiant star is not as dangerous as a star battleship. It is actually... "

"Haha, it's just a big firecracker!"

(End of chapter)