Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 378: Salute to the hero!

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"Dear viewers, after such a long delay, I already know the detailed information about this product, and now I can proceed with the second introduction and review."

With a forced smile and a haha, Chen Yu pointed at the blue supergiant: "My previous guess was proved wrong. It is not a dangerous item like a star battleship, it is just a big firecracker."

[? ?]

[? ? ?]

[You call it firecrackers?]

[Zodiac:…]

[I don’t study much, Dad, please don’t lie to me...]

[Master UP, you have gone too far! Don't treat us like fools? At least it's a firework, right?]

[Children, do you have many question marks... ]

[? ?]

[God TM firecrackers, hahaha...]

[I can’t laugh at all, and I’m not the least bit interested in any kind of overtime review. I just want to know whether this big star has any impact on the earth.]

[The anchor has made it very clear just now. The gamma ray burst produced after the death of a supergiant star can illuminate the entire galaxy. Do you think it has any impact?]

[grass! (A plant.)]

"Okay, I admit that this firecracker is a bit strong." Shrugging, Chen Yu tried to sort out the words in his mind, trying to stabilize the emotions of most of the audience.

The total number of people in all his live broadcast rooms has exceeded 700 million IP! Who can guess how many people each IP has gathered? With such a terrifying audience, if one person doesn't handle it well, it can easily cause chaos on a global scale.

"As I said before, the collapse of a supergiant star after its death is extremely lethal. Any planet hit by a gamma ray burst will become a purgatory. But it is no different from the firecrackers set off by us humans. As long as If it doesn’t explode, there’s no harm.”

"And the difference between it and firecrackers is that no matter whether it is big or small, it is a star full of energy after all. Since it is a star, it can be used by us."

"Now, please let your mind go and don't care about the nature of its weapon." Stretching out his hands, Chen Yu quietly pointed at the blue supergiant with two index fingers, and his tone was intentionally soft: "Let us strip away its innate pride and exclude the outside world. Interference, let’s assume it’s just an ordinary supergiant... Doesn’t it look cute even though it’s big and round?”

"Meng, that's right. It's not easy for every star. Who can think about self-destruction every day? So viewers really don't have to worry. Although it is already at the end of stellar evolution, the time of the vast universe How long is a unit for a human being?”

"So friends who are still watching 'End of the World' on the public screen, please stop bothering. I am doing reviews and promotions, and people are dying, so who am I advertising to?"

[Emmmm, that seems to be the case.]

[But I still feel like something is wrong.]

[It sounds a bit bureaucratic... (dog head)]

[Am I the only one who thinks it would be boring if it didn’t explode... ]

[You are not alone.]

[+1]

[To be fair, since it's not a star battleship and it can't be blown up, then what's the point of going through all the trouble to evaluate it?]

[Master UP, let it explode and see if it dares to agree?]

[Those bastards who fear that the world will not be in chaos! Are you going to die or not? ! Anchor, look here! Target the Earth’s kidney reflex zone! onslaught!]

Raising his wrist, Chen Yu carefully observed the barrage in the live broadcast room for a while. Feeling that the "soothing effect" was outstanding, Chen Yu resumed his voice and began to introduce.

"That explains the harmlessness of this product to the solar system. Now, I will reveal to you its main uses and technological content."

"Its full name is called the M·A·D Galaxy Supernova Destruction Network. The entire network is a crossfire point composed of 175 similar supergiants. When these 175 stars explode supernovaly at the same time, the simultaneous burst of gamma ray bursts will produce The terrifying chain reaction could destroy more than 87% of all living things in the galaxy within 80,000 to 120,000 years."

"And this blue supergiant star is one of the galaxy bombs of the 175 M·A·D network."

"M·A·D is naturally the abbreviation of Mutually Assured Destruction, which means mutual destruction and mutual destruction. Are you familiar with this term?"

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded: "We still maintain this kind of M·A·D peace on earth today. That is, a balance of terror."

"Therefore, the usefulness of this bomb with unimaginable power is self-evident. It is a strategic weapon to protect mankind's ability to gain a foothold in the galaxy. It is the same as the sword-wielding man in "The Three-Body Problem"."

"It can be seen from this that the starry sky outside the solar system is not only beautiful, but also has endless threats. The lives of future humans who are extremely powerful in our eyes are by no means as wonderful as we imagined."

[Super enhanced version of nuclear weapons!]

[Those who are soft are afraid of those who are hard, and those who are hard are afraid of their lives. This applies to everyone in the universe.]

[This is the human being I know! Please give your descendants a thumbs up!]

[grandson! Awesome!]

[Great grandson! Awesome!]

[My great-grandchildren and granddaughters! Awesome!]

[2333 burst out laughing. But my wife is indeed pregnant, and I sincerely hope that mankind will get better and better.]

[Lao Wang, Lao Zhang, Lao Li, Lao Liu, Lao Sun, Lao Zhao and Lao Chen next door think it is very good...]

Opening the hatch and flying out of the ship, Chen Yu hid in the E·I force field and quickly approached the surface of the star: "For the sake of convenience, let's call it a galaxy bomb. This one was strategically and safely separated by the Human Alliance. It was produced by the 12th Squadron of the Ministry, and the equipment was put into use in 7041."

"During its 1,000 years of service, it has witnessed the process of human civilization going from weak to strong, from crazy to restrained. Therefore, compared to previous products, this big guy full of smoke has a special flavor."

"That is, history... and meritorious deeds."

"It's a pity that due to its special characteristics, it cannot stay in its original world and die with cheers and respect. And since we are the ancestors of future humans, we should wipe the butts of those little brats. Now, All rise!"

As he spoke, Chen Yu didn't know that his middle nerve was activated. He straightened his body, turned his back to the camera, took off his mask, and stared directly at Superstar Blue.

At the same time, in the Observer Hall in New York on Earth.

Everyone looked at each other, a little confused.

Until the middle-aged team leader scratched the tip of his nose in embarrassment, sighed, and stood up, with his back straight and his eyes sharp.

Sister Wu and the Chinese staff behind her also stood up.

“…”

“…”

After a brief silence, an inexplicable emotion enveloped the entire place.

Everyone stood up one after another and looked directly at the blue supergiant star on the screen.

Within two minutes, no one was sitting there.

Even some paralyzed scholars who really didn't want to get up were "forced" to be lifted up by the students...

Among the people, in some squares, offices, bars, restaurants and other places, as long as someone takes the lead, a group of people will follow.

Various cities also activated air-raid sirens in response to the situation.

"Huh..."

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu stared forward and bowed deeply: "Thank you for everything you have dedicated to human civilization."

"Salute to the heroes with human glory."

"With the glory of mankind, we salute the heroes..."

Hearing Chen Yu's voice on the speaker, the middle-aged team leader almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage from embarrassment.

"Team...Team Leader..." Sister Wu's eyes were pitiful: "I...do we really want to read it?"

"…to the glory of mankind!"

"To the glory of mankind!"×727

"Greetings to the heroes!"

"Salute to the hero!"×726

(ps: I recommend two seedlings, "This Journey to the West is a Little Weird" and "I Have a Vintage Shop". Interested friends can collect them and read them.)

(End of chapter)