Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 38: Is the WIFI fast?

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[Chen Yu: "If one bucket is not enough, then I will add another bucket, two buckets of tap water!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "...Mr. Chen, this is too expensive. You'd better not spend any money."]

[Chen Yu: "You're welcome. What's the point of spending a little money on our relationship? Just make it happy."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Thank you for your kindness, I am very happy."]

[Chen Yu: "When I come home at night, you open a space-time wormhole, and I will throw water in and let you drink it to your heart's content."]

[Super Time and Space Promotion: "There's really no need for that, Mr. Chen. The quality of the universe cannot be changed. The water resources in your time and space belong to your material, and we can't get them."]

[Chen Yu: "Hey, that's strange. Why can you mail things over? I can't mail them over? And haven't I mailed contracts and atomic energy laboratories before?"]

[Super Time and Space Promotion: "This is a very complicated knowledge. To put it simply, the product I mailed to you through space and time express is not the original product, but a new product formed through material reorganization, using the materials of your time and space. substance."]

[Chen Yu: “I don’t understand a bit.”]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "A little simpler, let's use an analogy. I'm on Mars and you're on Earth. I think it's very difficult to transport a knife. So if I directly control the Earth to create a knife from Mars, it will undoubtedly save a lot of trouble. .Can you understand this?"]

[Chen Yu: "That's it! Then I understand. In other words, the products you express to me are actually made of elements from the earth! The so-called space-time wormhole is more like a cloner. The thing from the head is cloned to this head.”]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes, that's absolutely correct! So you mailed me tap water, and when it arrived at our place, it turned into synthetic water in essence. It's still relatively inferior synthetic water."]

[Chen Yu: "...the word inferior is used brilliantly."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "The preciousness of natural water is mainly due to its preciousness and rarity. It is valuable because it is small. In fact, when you drink it, it is not much different from ordinary synthetic water."]

[Chen Yu: "In that case, I owe you the favor first. When you have a chance in the future, I will take you to drink natural water. Drink from the Yellow River, Ganges River, and Nile River."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "I prefer drinking spring water."]

[Chen Yu: "There are also springs, including Longjing Spring, Baotu Spring, and Huhai Spring. You can drink any one you want."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay, I'm looking forward to it. Mr. Chen, do you have anything else to do?"]

[Chen Yu: "No more, goodbye."]

After logging out of WeChat and putting his phone back, Chen Yu looked back at the Internet cafe behind him and breathed a sigh of relief.

Today's negligence was a very powerful wake-up call for him.

Now, he is no longer an ordinary person. In order to avoid getting into trouble, he must be careful.

"Where are you going next?"

If you want to use quantum reading glasses to study, you must not go to public places, and you cannot return home. Then there is only one option left - school.

The grove in front of the school playground is lush with vegetation, and no one will notice you if you hide in the bushes.

With a plan in mind, Chen Yu turned around decisively and walked towards the Sixth Senior High School.

Five minutes later, he arrived at No. 6 Middle School, but instead of walking through the door, he climbed over the school fence and hid in the woods.

At this time, Niu Lanshan and the second class teacher walked out of the school gate and looked at each other.

"You're looking for the east end, and I'm looking for the west end. We have to catch that little brat." Niu Lanshan said angrily, "Isn't his cell phone turned on yet?"

The head teacher took out his mobile phone and dialed Chen Yu's number, shaking his head: "Turn off the phone."

"Walk!"

Niu Lanshan gave an order, and the two of them split up and prepared to launch a search for "Chen Yu" in Internet cafes across the city.

"Little bastard..."

As Niu Lanshan walked, he clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth, "Don't get caught by me! Otherwise, I'll let you know what black is black..."

Time passed quickly with Chen Yu studying tirelessly.

With the help of quantum reading glasses, he learned all the knowledge points in the five main subjects of junior high school in just half a day.

Although he is still far from being a top student, if he takes the high school entrance examination again, there is no problem in getting into an above-average high school based on his true ability.

In fact, the knowledge acquired in middle school is not that difficult. As long as you are willing to work hard and study hard, it is easy to become an average student.

Unless there is a congenital disadvantage in terms of IQ, the only reason for poor study at the junior high school stage is that you don't study at all.

Is it because I'm stupid that I can't study well

nonexistent.

"I feel so smart..."

Taking off his glasses, Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief with both exhaustion and satisfaction. He put his glasses and all the junior high school teaching materials into his schoolbag, stood up and walked into the woods.

At this time, it was lunch break. He walked into an off-campus restaurant and had a delicious meal of ramen. He returned to the classroom of Class 2, Grade 2, sat in his seat and took a nap.

Using quantum reading glasses to study consumes a lot of mental energy. And this consumption can only be recovered through sleep.

"Holy shit! Brother Chen, are you back?!"

Just when Chen Yu was about to fall asleep, a sudden scream suddenly woke him up.

He turned around blankly and found that it was Li Liang who woke him up.

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu suddenly pulled out a table leg from under the desk and was about to hit Li Liang's bald head.

Li Liang reacted faster and hugged Chen Yu in a bear hug: "Brother Chen, I was wrong, don't do it."

"This is the second time you've woken me up."

"I was wrong."

"Do you dare to do it next time?"

"No! I won't dare next time! I'm very timid." Li Liang shook his head crazily, and the reflected light made the whole classroom seem brighter: "But Brother Chen, you are so courageous."

Chen Yu rubbed his sleepy eyes and slowly put down the table leg: "What should I say?"

"Don't you know that the head teacher of our class has gone to various Internet cafes outside the school to look for you? He said that if he catches you, he will skin you."

"Oh." Chen Yu nodded.

"Aren't you afraid?"

"You're so scared!" Chen Yu glanced at Li Liang with disdain: "Bald head, let me tell you, we who are in the mixed school, don't be cowardly or afraid, what will happen even if you are caught? If you have the ability, expel me!"

Li Liang was shocked.

"You don't know how high my level is now. The principal is protecting me. I'm not bragging to you. I haven't skipped classes very often during this period. What can he do to me?"

Li Liang stepped back step by step in fear.

"Look at what a coward you are, are you worthy of your bald head? During this period of time, I have become displeased with our class teacher. He targets me everywhere and makes a fool of himself. When I graduate in the future, let him see what accidents mean. So happy…”

Before he finished speaking, a hand suddenly appeared on Chen Yu's shoulder.

Chen Yu was shocked all over and turned his head stiffly.

He saw the head teacher, Niu Lanshan, Principal Pang, and his biological mother standing at the back door of the classroom, staring at him without blinking...

“…”

Slowly turning his head, Chen Yu silently took out his mobile phone and dialed 120 emergency number in airplane mode.

"Hello? Are there any beds in the nearby hospital? Is the WiFi fast?"

(End of chapter)