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Chapter 39: The devil is in Sixth Middle School (Part 1)

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At seven o'clock in the morning on Saturday, Chen Yu was woken up by the rapid alarm of his cell phone.

"Well… "

Drowsily, he reached for his phone from under the pillow and turned off the alarm. He half-closed his eyes, waiting for his consciousness to fully wake up.

Quantum reading glasses consume enough mental energy that Chen Yu never gets enough sleep.

As a result, after more than five days of hard study, Chen Yu has learned more than half of the knowledge in high school textbooks. Although in other high schools, he would still be a poor student at this level, but in the magical sixth middle school, he could at least be ranked in the middle.

After lying on the bed and falling asleep for a few minutes, Chen Yu got up, changed out of his pajamas, and walked out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom to wash up. At a glance, he saw Chen Yike packing his backpack in the living room.

"Ah, boss got up so early?"

"Yes!" Chen Yike nodded heavily, stuffed a sun hat into his backpack, and said, "Today we are going to Erlong Mountain for a trip. We will set off at eight o'clock, so be prepared in advance."

"Oh." Chen Yu understood. After washing up in the bathroom, he walked up to Chen Yike, looked up and down at Chen Yike's outfit, and frowned: "The skirt is so short, it's better not to wear it."

Chen Yike looked down at the light blue dress she was wearing: "It's not short! It covers her knees."

"It doesn't matter what you wear at home. It doesn't matter if it covers your thighs, but you can't go out! Change to a longer skirt!" Chen Yu said in a stern tone.

His sister is so beautiful, how can she be seen by outsiders? !

"Long skirts are not convenient for movement! Today we are going to Erlong Mountain to climb!"

"Then change your pants."

"elder brother!"

"If you say no, you can't. Why are you, a teenage girl, wearing such a short skirt? Change your pants." Chen Yu fully demonstrated the authority of the eldest brother in the family.

"Brother!" Chen Yike stamped his feet anxiously.

"Look, look! Your skirt rides up when you stamp your feet! It's so windy outside! Don't you have any special quirks?! Change!"

Chen Yike: "..."

"You can't leave without changing your pants." Chen Yu crossed his arms across his chest, looking convinced of Chen Yike: "If you don't change, I'll tell mom."

Helpless, Chen Yike had to return to the room and put on a pair of sweatpants.

"This is not bad."

When Chen Yike walked out of the room wearing trousers, Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "It's so convenient to move around in trousers, but the trouser legs are a bit short and the ankles are exposed. I'll put on longer socks later."

"Mummy me!"

Chen Yu didn't care about Chen Yike's dissatisfaction at all. He stepped forward and carefully observed the other person's face, and frowned again: "You girl is wearing makeup!"

"Isn't it okay to put on...makeup?!"

Three minutes later, Chen Yu and Chen Yike, who had returned to their bare makeup, walked out of the bathroom.

"Boom!"

Chen Yike turned around and kicked Chen Yu suddenly on the left calf.

"Oh!" Chen Yu cried out in pain and squatted on the ground.

"Bang! Bang! Bang..."

Chen Yike walked back to the living room with angry elephant steps and continued to pack his backpack with an ugly face.

"Next time you kick, can you use another leg?"

"do not talk to me!"

"Really?" Chen Yu asked.

"real!"

"Ignore me?"

"Ignore it!"

Chen Yu nodded, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket, walked up to Chen Yike, and waved it under her nose: "Is it enough to go to Erlong Mountain?"

After a brief silence, Chen Yike immediately bent down and hugged Chen Yu's left leg: "Grasshopper is so good!"

"Hehehehe..." Chen Yu laughed with the characteristic laughter of a villain.

"Take the flowers and buy more delicious food."

"The Grasshopper is so good!"

At this time, Chen Yu's right leg was also hugged. He turned around and saw that it was Chen Erke.

"Grasshopper is so good!" Chen Erke hugged Chen Yu's right leg tightly and looked at the hundred-dollar bill longingly.

"Boy, you're too young."

"No! Brother! I want it too!"

"you are too young."

"Not too young!"

"To give it to you is to harm you."

"I am willing to be harmed by my brother..."

"..." Chen Yu raised his forehead and quickly took out a five-dollar note and stuffed it into Chen Erke's hand: "I'll give you this, don't spend it randomly."

Chen Erke hesitated: "Not as big as my sister."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yike: "..."

Ten minutes later, Chen's mother also got up, yawned and walked out of the bedroom. When she saw the three brothers and sisters Chen Yu, she was startled: "You all get up so early?"

"There are activities in our class today." Chen Yike said.

"Today is our school's monthly exam." Chen Yu said.

"Oh, the monthly exams are over." Mother Chen nodded: "After the monthly exams, you can concentrate on practicing physical education."

"You don't believe that your son can get into the top 25 in the class?"

"All the students after twenty-four have diarrhea?" Mother Chen wondered.

"...Okay, Mom, you are so good."

Seven forty-five.

After breakfast, Chen Yu and Chen Yike went downstairs together and walked towards school.

"Be careful when climbing mountains and don't go crazy with your classmates."

"knew."

"Listen to the teacher. Wherever the teacher goes, you should follow him. Don't fall behind."

"knew!"

"Have you put on your food?"

"I brought some bread and potato chips, and there's a lunch box in the car."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded and said the last instruction: "If you date someone else, your legs will be discounted."

Chen Yike: "..."

At the gate of the junior high school where Chen Yike was located, the two parted. Chen Yu continued to walk in the direction of his school.

Five minutes later, I arrived at No. 6 Middle School and walked up to the fourth floor according to the location on the admission ticket.

"It's just a one-month exam, and it's so exciting."

When he walked into the examination room, he was stunned for a moment, quickly exited, and looked up at the classroom number.

"Class 1, Grade 3, right..." Chen Yu was confused, lowered his head and looked at the admission ticket carefully: "Class 1, Grade 3... that's right here..."

"But...but why is there just a table and chairs?!"

A large classroom of hundreds of square meters only has one set of tables and chairs in the middle! What a weird picture this is...

"Classmate Chen Yu, why are you standing at the door?"

Suddenly, a woman's voice came from behind.

Chen Yu quickly looked back and found that it was the English teacher of the class.

"Teacher! Is there...something wrong with this examination room?"

"What's wrong?" the English teacher glanced inside and asked doubtfully.

"Why is there a table? Are everyone sitting on the floor taking exams?"

"Because this classroom is just for you!" the English teacher smiled happily.

“…”

"Since this is your own examination room, there is no need to set up too many tables."

“…”

Chen Yu was silent for a long time, took a deep breath, and trembled: "Devil..."

(End of chapter)