Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 393: Today, humanity will become extinct ten times!

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"Boom!"

Like a shrew, Xiao Taohong kicked the head of a robot to pieces, grabbed its machine gun, pointed it forward and pulled the trigger!

"Dong dong dong!"

"boom!"

"Boom!"

Cremations ignited one after another, filling the street with the smell of engine oil and burning.

"The battery is about to run out." Throwing away the heavy machine gun, Xiao Taohong got into the narrow corridor between the two buildings. She walked around and said anxiously: "There are more and more enemies nearby. We won't be able to hold on much longer." Yes. Has Mr. Chen not come here yet? Is he also in trouble? "

"Don't worry, Boss Chen may not be in trouble. Maybe he just died." Husky raised his eyebrows and said vaguely while holding Chen Erke in his mouth.

Xiao Taohong: "???"

"Don't look at me like that. Under normal circumstances, at such a critical moment, with Chen Yu's divine attire, he would have opened the portal and rushed over. If he hasn't come yet, it's probably more serious than bad."

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Shrugging, the husky raised his head and looked at the falling meteor shower in the sky: "Fool, don't run away."

"What?" Xiao Taohong was surprised: "Is Mr. Chen here?"

"Not here, but look at the sky."

"Then...what is that?"

"It should be the legendary space-based weapon. Through an iron rod, it hits the ground under the acceleration of gravity, causing a huge destructive power that far exceeds that of nuclear weapons. And there is no nuclear pollution at all."

"Where are we going to escape?"

"You can't escape anywhere, let's stop here." Jumping off Xiao Taohong, the Husky opened his mouth and laid Chen Erke flat, and said calmly: "With such a density of space-based kinetic energy weapons, even if you can escape, Boss Chen's family will surely die. of."

"No!" Xiao Taohong gritted her teeth and reached out to grab Chen Erke: "I will protect them."

"Then you work hard, come on." Husky threw away his cloak, took out another cigarette from the fur, and slowly lit it: "I won't play with you anymore."

"You...what do you mean? Aren't you going to follow me?"

"Well, escape by yourself."

"Don't go out! There are robots outside the aisle! Come back! I'll take you running!"

"Don't worry about me." Waving his paw, the husky ignored the shouts behind him and walked further and further away with a cigarette in his mouth.

"You...come back..." Xiao Taohong reached out desperately, but could never catch the gradually blurred figure: "...in order not to increase my burden, did you choose to commit suicide... Pikachu, you are really a good dog..."

After walking out of the aisle, Husky sat on a broken seat in a shop, looking at the crowds of people running and escaping all over the street, and the machine troops throwing projectiles wantonly, and breathed out a circle of disdainful smoke.

“Why do humans always view the world through narrow vision?”

"Let's not mention that Hal's guy can't kill humans on a large scale. Just talk about the upright robots all over the ground and the staff of God in the sky... they are not ordinary." I found a comfortable position and lay down, and it bounced away and only twitched. He drank less than half of his cigarette: "And with so many robots, the entire world could fill up the Arctic Ocean, right? Where do all these minerals come from?"

"If you want to exterminate all mankind, don't use too many efficient solutions. If you build these iron lumps just for visual impact without considering practicality, don't resources cost money?"

"What's more, the sequence of first using the army to massacre, and then using space-based weapons to clear the area is really insulting to the IQ. From the inside to the outside, it can't be fake anymore. It's impossible to follow it without using your brain."

Muttering, Husky jumped into the store, picked up a sharp knife, and aimed it at his own eyes: "Seal..."

"Release!"

"Pfft!"

The sharp knife penetrated its left eye and came out from the back of its head, causing a surging blood flow.

In a trance, the world was spinning and time and space were distorted.

Soon, Husky regained consciousness and found that he was still in the bedroom with Chen Yu.

"What...what's going on..." Xiao Taohong sat in front of the computer, lowered her head and looked at her hands, with a confused look on her face: "Is it intact?"

"It seems you were injured just now?" Husky lifted up his invisibility cloak and yawned: "I told you not to run away, how tiring it is."

"Pikachu, what is going on? Why are we back?"

"Watch the live broadcast. The timeline just now should be the content of this review."

Hearing this, Xiao Taohong, who was still in a dazed state, quickly clicked into the live broadcast room of Station B and saw that Chen Yu's program had just started...

"Good morning to viewers all over the world! This is the 13th official live broadcast of Super Dimension Review. I am the host Chen Shimei. We meet again after a month. Do you still like the gifts you just gave me?"

After saying this, a black barrage instantly erupted on the public screen in the live broadcast room.

[What the hell...what's going on?]

[It scared me to death just now! Are they all fake?]

[I felt like I was shot in the head. I didn’t feel anything.]

[Made, my hands keep shaking...]

[So shocking! So shocking! So shocking!]

[I was so scared.]

[what are you guys saying? Why didn't I understand? What happened just now?]

[The robot army just launched a war! So cool! Just like the real thing!]

[It feels like playing a virtual reality game.]

[Robot war? how would I not know…]

[I asked my daughter, and she didn’t know either.]

Standing on the floor of the principal's tower hall, after Chen Yu finished his opening remarks, he kept paying attention to the number of people online in the live broadcast room. When the total number of people exceeded 1.8 billion, he lowered his wrist and continued: "The audience was shocked."

"Yes, everything you have experienced before is all fake. It is a virtual event on a virtual timeline. You can understand it as a multiplayer online virtual reality game."

"From the robot army to the launch of space-based weapons, all the scenes are to show the consequences of human beings facing various crises. How will you, as individual human beings, escape or die? .”

"As for the audience in front of the screen, some experienced the virtual event, and some were unaware of it, because they were screened in a targeted manner. Those who are under nineteen years old, over seven hundred and fifty years old, those who are ill, People who are driving, working, or exercising will be blocked and unable to enter the virtual timeline."

After finishing speaking, Chen Yu paused for a moment to let the audience's brains fully sort out the information, then turned sideways to reveal the black metal body behind him: "The thing behind me is what created all of this, and it's called the [Natural Disaster Occurrence Instrument]. Proudly produced by Guobaojiushi Technology Co., Ltd.!"

"That's the protagonist of our review today."

"Next, everyone will experience all the charm of this magical product as a person who has experienced it!" As he said, Chen Yu reached out and started the [Natural Disaster Generator], projected the virtual screen again, and put the ten "genocide generators" on the screen again. The option "Death" is displayed in front of the camera.

"Come one by one, no one will be left behind. Humanity will be exterminated ten times today!"

1. Nuclear war.

2. Asteroid impact.

5. Mutated virus outbreak.

8. Swallowed by black holes.

10. Destructive invasion by alien civilization…

[What the hell?]

[Fuck!]

[What the hell? ! !]

[My mating…]

(End of chapter)