Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 398: The virus is fierce

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Virus.

For this kind of existence outside the "Five Elements" and excluding the "Three Realms", people often measure their power with the greatest fear.

Because in the long history of mankind, the number of lives lost to this thing is calculated in more than 100 million.

Therefore, the mutated virus created by the [Natural Disaster Generating Device], which aims to exterminate all human beings, is absolutely powerful in its lethality.

But even though he was prepared, Chen Yu still felt chills all over his body when he saw the main mode of transmission of the virus.

If this happens in dense megacities such as Jingdong, Beijing, and New York, if a dozen infected people die, it can spread to half of the city...

"Tear!"

After glancing at the half-dead elk, Chen Yu tore off a piece of rag and stuffed it into his mask to cover his mouth and nose, and got into the floating castle through the window.

"Snapped!"

With a snap of a finger, the spiral staircase in the principal's tower hall immediately extended to the first floor.

Going downstairs quickly, Chen Yu found dozens of students waiting here holding mobile phones.

"What are you doing?"

"We are waiting for you here." A female student raised her hand.

"Principal, the way you did it just now was so cool!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Let's form a team, principal. You will be the assaulter, build a shelter, and kill zombies." The male student standing in front was excitedly gearing up.

"You guys play too many games, don't you? Don't study hard and just think about dawdling around every day?" Chen Yu scolded with a frown.

The students were stunned for a moment, then lowered their heads in shame.

"When we form a team, I have to be the captain!" Chen Yu added.

Students: "..."

"Come on, follow me upstairs to get the gun. There are all good things in my study, including small nuclear bomb launchers."

"Oh!!" all the students cheered.

[I’m so sad. When I grow up, I want to take the exam for the Time and Space Academy!]

[The minimum age to get in is 19, and you still failed in the exam.]

[What's going on? Do you look down on our self-study exams? SB.]

[Who the hell are you with?]

[I found out that the live broadcast room is full of fucking Internet thugs, with no quality at all, fuck.]

[Could it be that I opened the NetEase News Live Room?]

[Being in Shenzhen and Shenzhen, it seems that all the pedestrians on the street have mutated.]

[The same goes for Wandong. I heard gunshots just now, from the Ministry of Armed Forces...]

Lead the students back to the hall and into the study.

Chen Yu opened the secret room in front of the camera and everyone: "Come in and get it. The things in the secret compartment on the right are all dangerous goods, and the boxes on the left are weapons. It will take a while to recover anyway, so don't worry about accidental injury. You guys are so lucky today Okay, no human has ever entered this secret room except me."

"Awesome! Long live the principal!"

"The principal is mighty!"

"The principal is the groom every night!"

Chen Yu: "..."

Students swarmed into the secret room, scrambling to find their favorite high technology.

"I want this! Light saber! This is the most handsome!"

"Is this an air cannon?"

"Fuck! Look at this cloak on me! I can fly..."

"Look what I found?" A tall and thin male student raised his hand mysteriously.

"What kind of high technology do you have?"

"Hehe." The tall and lanky boy opened his palms, revealing the packaging bag that all adults are familiar with: "Look at the trademark! Durex!"

Male students: "6666!"

Female students: “…”

"Hurry up and put it back." A pretty girl said with a blushing face: "That's for the principal. The principal should be angry."

Chen Yu: "...fart! That's not what I use."

"School...Principal, didn't you say that no human has ever entered this secret room except you?" Another girl raised her hand weakly.

"When did I say that?"

"Just now." Everyone said in unison.

"..." Chen Yu pursed his lips, stared at the Durex package, thought for a long time, and suddenly said: "Oh! Come to think of it, that thing is a high-tech product. It's not what you imagined."

"High-tech products..." The tall and lanky boy licked his lips: "Great product."

The male students around him were all fantasizing thoughtfully.

The female students bowed their heads shyly.

Chen Yu: "... Are you stupid?! You are now college students, can you think a little healthier!"

Everyone: "Yeah, yeah."

"... OK, please wait a moment." Chen Yu immediately raised his wrist, ignoring the overwhelming barrage of "mockery", swiping the watch screen, and quickly found the introduction to the product.

"Listen up, that thing is called Rhythm Virus. I redeemed it once. It is a product sold by Durex Company in 4589. It is a neurotoxin and has strong contagiousness of brain signals. After the user is poisoned, it will assimilate all the The humans who are looking at him. Then, no matter what actions the poisoned person makes, the humans who are assimilated and infected will also be led to follow the poisoned person and make the same actions. "

[There are also such sand sculpture products...]

[Durex is awesome.]

[In fact, the host’s identity is Doraemon.]

[I’m so envious of these students, they get to play with so many fun things.]

[Jealousy makes me... (I am trying to talk coquettishly, but I fail) 嘤嘤嘤嘤.]

[Punch a monster with one punch.]

"Rhythm virus?" The lanky boy looked down at the Durex package in his hand, scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, principal, I'm overthinking it. Can I use this thing?"

"Use it." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Anyway, we can recover after this disaster."

"Long live the principal! (broken voice)" while shouting, the tall and lanky boy tore open the packaging bag with three fingers.

"...Why are you so skilled?" Chen Yu covered his face.

The boy sneered: "Giggle..."

"Tear."

When the packaging bag was all torn open, the gas inside was released instantly, making the tall and thin boy's eyes turn slightly red.

“…”

“…”

"Okay...it seems like there hasn't been any change in my body." He turned to look at the classmate beside him: "Can we look at each other?"

Hearing this, the male student looked at each other. He was in a daze for a moment, then stepped uncontrollably and stuck closely behind him.

"So close? Are you sick?"

"Fuck, I can't control myself either!"

Then, a girl who was watching the fun in the distance and laughing from ear to ear accidentally looked at each other with the tall and thin man. Her laughter stopped, and she staggered forward and stuck behind the second boy: "Don't... don't want… "

"Hmm." The second boy's eyes widened.

"Why are you looking at me~" the girl cried.

At this time, a boy wearing glasses with an IQ of 250 strode forward and looked at the tall and lanky man: "Look at me!"

“…”

A quarter of a second later, the two successfully looked at each other.

The man with glasses with an IQ of 250 stuck behind the third girl as he wished...

The female student's face turned dark: "Zhang Qiang, just wait for me."

The man with glasses looked at the other girls calmly: "Is there anyone else getting on the bus?"

One of the female students couldn't help but look at each other, and leaned forward involuntarily, "Help...Help!"

Seeing the seriousness of the situation, everyone immediately closed their eyes and stepped back a few meters.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Principal." The leading boy scratched his head: "What should we do now?"

Following his action, the four people behind him also scratched their heads at the same time.

"Huh?" The leading man discovered the fun, bent his knees and jumped.

The four people behind him also jumped.

"Stop...stop jumping!" The girl in the middle said angrily, "Hurry up and let us go!"

"Principal, how do you untie this thing?" The boy looked at Chen Yu helplessly.

"How do I know? Maybe this rhythm virus is time-sensitive. After a while..." Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu blinked his eyes blankly, then stepped forward stiffly and pressed against the fifth girl's face. behind.

Chen Yu: "... Damn it! Why the hell are you watching me fuck me?!"

"I wasn't looking at you."

"You idiot! Wait until you are fired!"

"Can you be reasonable? If you don't look at me, how can I look at you?"

"Shut up! There is nothing good about the virus..."

(End of chapter)