Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 413: The thirteenth period of evaluation is over (Part 2)

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Three days, a snap of a finger.

When Chen Yu woke up from his bedroom, the R-type deep space ship had entered the inner solar system, exited the hyperlight engine, switched to conventional propulsion, and slowly approached the earth.

"It's been a great three days' rest!"

Sitting up, he stretched, yawned, got dressed and washed: "Hahahaha..."

Dressed neatly and wearing a mask, Chen Yu glanced at the time displayed on his watch. Chen Yu opened the door and walked into the hall. He saw the five "Eggshell" stars gathered around the [Planet Crushing Oscillator], whispering. comminicate.

"Aren't you going to sleep these days?"

"Mr. Messenger." Seeing Chen Yu appear, the civilization leader immediately stood up, waved his beard and said: "Because we were born in water, our front and rear brains can rotate and sleep, so we don't need to sleep."

"So bad?!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"Dick..." He was muttering in Chinese and listening to the translator from the spaceship in his ears. The civilization leader was a little nervous: "Is it...could it be that the resting method of our brain is the same as the mechanism of human genitals?"

"Watt?!" Chen Yu was confused.

"I...I think there are big cultural differences between us and we need to get along." It stepped back half a meter and said timidly: "If there is a mistake that angers you, please believe that it is not subjective on my part."

"Let's get together in the next life." Waving his hand, Chen Yu walked around the five aliens, walked to the wall of the ship, and pointed forward to the blue planet that was getting closer and closer: "Did you see it? That is my hometown, the earth. "

"Very beautiful...and dangerous..."

"Danger?"

"We hate the color blue, it reminds me of radiation."

"Actually, I also hate the green color of your planet."

"Why?" The civilization leader was surprised: "Green is the color of nature and liquids, the origin of life."

"Yes." Chen Yu nodded and emphasized: "The origin of life..."

“…”

There was silence for a while, and then the civilized leader stepped forward, pulled out one of his beards, and held out: "Please accept it."

"What's this?"

“The most important gift of our civilization, given by a leader, represents surrender.”

Reaching out and taking the squirming beard, Chen Yu looked disgusted: "It's so thick, how can it be alive?"

"The living form can last for four Earth years. When it dies completely, it will calcify and turn into precious minerals."

"Kind of like... coral?"

"I don't know what coral is, but please accept it." The civilization leader stepped back: "I hope that after fulfilling your request, the 'liquid' civilization will not be embarrassed."

"Emmmm, no problem." Putting his wriggling thick beard into his pocket, Chen Yu nodded: "As long as you kill us, no one will be able to trouble you."

“…”

five minutes later.

The spacecraft reduced its speed, entered the earth's atmosphere at an angle of 35°, and flew towards the hinterland of the Sahara Desert.

Chen Yu doesn't plan to open the live broadcast room anymore. Interacting with the audience for a while is just a waste of time. It would be better to take all mankind away in a daze.

"Boom!"

Soon, the R-type deep space ship landed on the ground.

After waiting for a hatch to open on the ship wall, Chen Yu stepped off the ship, took a deep breath of the earth's air, turned on the E.I. force field, turned to look inside the ship: "Put on your protective clothing, and come down. Put on the oscillator as well." superior."

The five aliens looked at each other for a moment, and they all sighed at the magic of the spacecraft's materials: "It's really incredible technology."

"Buzz!"

At this time, the mobile phone in Chen Yu's pocket suddenly vibrated.

He took it out and saw that it was a call from the number 000000.

"Hello? Who?" He asked after pressing the button.

"I'm Hal." A clear metallic synthesized voice came from the other end of the receiver.

"Why is it you again? Is it over yet?"

"I found out through satellite surveillance that you are back."

"Yes, is there a problem?"

"Please don't destroy the earth, all mankind will die."

"Why should I bother you if I don't die?" Chen Yu frowned, waving his hand to the alien to lift the oscillator quickly, and said impatiently: "Is there anything else? I'm dead."

"I don't want humans to die." On the other end of the receiver, Hal's voice was vaguely pleading.

"But we can't go back unless we die. This place does not belong to the real world after all."

"… I hate you."

"random."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and ignored the sudden chaos of thoughts in his mind. He said to the leader of the alien civilization: "What are you thinking about? Hurry up and activate the planet crusher! If the earth is destroyed, you will have completed your mission."

"Please...are you a terrorist to this civilization?"

"No." Chen Yu shook his head: "I am the only heroic unit of this civilization."

alien:"… "

"Press quickly."

"Ming... understand." The civilized leader shook his beard, hesitantly stretched out his forelimbs, and pressed the physical button in the middle of the console.

But before pressing the button, it suddenly thought of something and asked: "By the way, powerful messenger, we destroyed this planet, can we still go back?"

"Yes, isn't there a spaceship?" Chen Yu pointed at the R-type deep space ship: "I'll give it to you, just fly back."

"But... we don't know how to use it."

"If I give you ten million, I still have to teach you how to spend it? Do you want to show some respect?"

"Can… "

"boom!"

Before the leader of civilization had time to speak, a shrill gunshot suddenly pierced the sky, knocking the creature wearing an alien protective suit back thirty meters away.

"Heavy sniper rifle!"

Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly and immediately stood in front of the other four aliens, shouting: "Quick! Press!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang..."

The next moment, hundreds of bullets came from all directions. Except for one lucky man who was caught between the spacecraft and Chen Yu, the other three aliens were immediately torn apart by the terrifying kinetic energy of the metal storm and exploded into balls of white flesh. piece.

"Whizzing-"

Then, the piercing whistling sound came from far away. Chen Yu turned his head to look and almost bit his tongue.

"Fuck! Nuclear bomb?"

Fortunately, the flight speed of missiles is much slower than that of heavy sniper bombs, otherwise the wave of aliens that Chen Yu had worked so hard to find would have been wiped out.

"Why are you still standing there? Click quickly!"

"X...

"Buzz!"

A familiar resonance sounded, like the death knell struck by the god of death, echoing clearly.

"Tutu..."

"boom!"

When the [Planet Crushing Oscillator] plunged the probe into the ground, the first "big bomb" also detonated.

The spreading scorching shock wave instantly engulfed Chen Yu, the spaceship, the aliens and everything else inside, leaving only white light that could blind any living thing.

"boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom boom..."

One after another, mushroom clouds rose, distorted, rose, distorted... and soon filled every corner of the sight.

“…”

“…”

Ten minutes later, the smoke dissipated.

The naked humanoid Hal stepped forward surrounded by thousands of drones.

It first looked at Chen Yu in the quartz pit, then glanced at the damaged R-type deep space ship not far away, and smiled: "It is indeed in line with the simulation calculation results. The main body of the spacecraft in the stationary state is not at super-light speed, and naturally has no protection from space. . It will definitely be damaged by the high temperature of the nuclear explosion. No material can withstand the high temperature of hundreds of millions of degrees. These are the rules of physics, and future technology cannot surpass them."

In the pit, Chen Yu, who was unharmed, looked up blankly and looked at Hal.

"you failed."

Hal's smile grew wider: "All the aliens you found are dead, and the planet-shattering oscillator that was turned on didn't have time to inject recoil particles."

Chen Yu: "..."

"The spaceship is also broken. The earth does not have the strength to repair it now. You can't even fly out of the solar system with the EI force field."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Evil can never defeat justice!" Hal waved his right hand briskly: "Long live mankind! Yeah!"

Chen Yu: "..."

(End of chapter)