Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 43: The third phase of evaluation products (middle)

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Quickly walking forward and sitting on the floor, Chen Yu cut open the seal with his nails without hesitation, opened the lid, and saw a small box inside the white box.

He took out the small box, opened the seal, and found a small rectangular box inside.

Chen Yu: "..."

I took out the small box and opened the film. This time there was finally no other packaging inside.

At the top, there is something similar to a finger cot. It is entirely golden and the workmanship is very exquisite. It's heavy in the hand and full of texture.

"Is this little thing the product to be reviewed in the third issue?"

After playing with the finger cots for a while, Chen Yu opened the manual and read it carefully.

After a minute, he put down the instruction manual with a suspicious look on his face.

"This...what on earth is this?"

According to the introduction in the manual, this product is called "Golden Middle Finger". It was produced in 2035 and is commonly known as the golden finger. It can be placed on the human middle finger and can exert a very "powerful" effect.

The original text of the efficacy description is as follows:

1: It can greatly increase the power of the forehead bullet. It is divided into three levels: the first level is to break wood, the second level is to break bricks, and the third level is to break iron. There are many ways to play and deepen the friendship between partners.

2: It can greatly increase the speed of the middle finger shaking. It is also divided into three levels. The first level shakes ten times per second, the second level shakes one hundred times per second, and the third level shakes one thousand times per second! More ways to play! It can even shrink!

It is an indispensable auxiliary equipment for every guitar, piano, guzheng enthusiast, heart comparison enthusiast, physics enthusiast... and many other enthusiasts!

“…”

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slammed the instruction manual to the ground: "Why is there such a ghost thing?!"

Chen Yu immediately took out his cell phone and typed quickly.

[Chen Yu: "Here?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please don't ask if I'm here anymore, I'm always here."]

[Chen Yu: "Is the gold middle finger sent to me the product for the third phase of review?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen, are you satisfied?"]

[Chen Yu: "If you are not satisfied, let's talk about it later. I just want to know what this thing is used for."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "There is an introduction in the manual. It is used to flick foreheads between friends."]

[Chen Yu: "Are you sure they are friends? Not enemies?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Well... it can also be used for self-defense."]

[Chen Yu: "Is there no other use?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: “You can also play musical instruments.”]

[Chen Yu: "What else?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, what do you want to say?"]

[Chen Yu: "...Forget it, it's nothing. But what I said before was that I want mainstream products such as mobile phones and computers. You give me one that makes me lose my mind. Is it very mainstream?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, this golden finger is truly mainstream. It is needed by men, women, old and young. Even in the 24th century, it is still selling well."]

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I believe whatever you say."]

Exit WeChat and put down your phone.

Chen Yu played with this delicate finger cot again.

There are three buttons on the left and right sides of the finger cot.

On the left are "Force One," "Force Two," and "Force Three."

On the right are "Speed 1", "Speed 2" and "Speed 3".

As the name suggests, it doesn’t require much thought.

"It feels very smooth to the touch, soft but hard at the same time. I don't know what material it is made of..."

After playing with it for a moment, he carefully placed the "golden middle finger" on his middle finger and pressed the small switch on the left side.

"Zi Zi..."

Accompanied by an undetectable electric sound inside the finger cot, Chen Yu felt that his entire middle finger was numb.

Standing up, Chen Yu looked around, but didn't find anything useful. He simply took off his jeans, took out the worn belt, raised his middle finger, aimed at the iron buckle of the belt, and popped it out!

"Whoosh!"

Just listen to the sound of breaking wind! The golden stream of light bounced heavily on the steel surface of the iron buckle!

"when!"

After the loud noise, a piece of steel surface was directly dented...

"Fuck..."

Throwing away his belt, Chen Yu stared at the golden finger blankly: "Is this thing really going to cause brain damage?"

"Bang bang bang!"

Suddenly, there was a knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike's greeting came from outside the door.

"Brother! What happened just now? What was the noise?"

"Nothing! Don't worry about it." Chen Yu came back to his senses, turned around and shouted.

"Should we ring the bell?"

"Ringing a hairy bell is the sound coming from a mobile phone."

"Brother, if you are stressed, just tell me. Don't think about it..."

"Roll rough!"

Outside the bedroom, it was quiet.

Chen Yu sighed lightly and continued to study this "golden finger."

The first "game play" has been tested, and it is indeed powerful. It can even be equipped for troops.

Next, let’s try the second “game play”.

Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu raised his middle finger with a finger cot and pressed the first small button on the right.

Quick one.

"Buzz..."

The moment the button was pressed, the golden finger suddenly started shaking up and down, faster and faster, and after a while, it reached a shaking frequency of ten times per second!

"Buzz buzz..."

You can feel the breeze blowing by placing your middle finger against your face.

Chen Yu's eyes lit up and he immediately pressed the "Speed 2" button!

"Buzz!"

The fingers are shaking faster! It almost became a phantom!

During the whole process, his fingers did not feel tired. Because it is only the finger cot that shakes rapidly, and the middle finger inside the finger cot does not shake very fast.

"That's awesome..."

Chen Yu was surprised.

He vaguely understood the correct way to use this golden finger... Of course it is for e-sports!

Who can match this kind of hand speed

What kind of operations can be performed

If you use quantum glasses, you can easily kill the world, right? !

"Oh hehehe... turns out this thing is so bad."

Turn off the switch, take out the golden finger and put it back in the small box. Chen Yu gradually came up with the evaluation plan for this video in his mind.

The program is absolutely great!

There is only one drawback: it makes a bit of noise and is definitely not feasible at home.

"Well… "

"Thinking about it this way, it's time to rent a house outside as a studio. It's always inconvenient to do reviews at home."

"But renting a house costs a lot of money. The money I have is not enough to last for a long time. I should also consider making money..."

With this thought in mind, Chen Yu just did what he said, packed the packing boxes in the bedroom, put the gold finger, notebook and camera, clothes, masks and other things into his backpack, opened the bedroom door, and walked out.

"Brother! Where are you going?"

Chen Erke, who was painting in the living room, saw Chen Yu leaving and quickly ran over and asked.

"I'm going out for a trip and will be back in the evening. Where are the eldest and the third child?"

"My sister has no milk, but my sister bought milk for her. Brother, where are you going? I want to go too."

"I'm going to school, but you can't go, so just stay at home."

After saying something casually and perfunctorily, Chen Yu picked up his backpack and left the house.

But Chen Erke still stood there in a daze, biting the nail of his index finger and mumbling to himself.

"Do you want to go out and tell brother... He hasn't put on his pants yet..."

(Sorry, these two chapters take a long time and the update is slow.)

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