[First!]
[View count: 23.]
[Peanuts, melon seeds and tofu are sold in the front row.]
[grandfather! The UP pig you follow has been updated!]
[Fire tongs Liu Ming.]
[It has become a habit to like first and then read.]
[I’m looking forward to seeing what other fake products the UP owner will come up with this time... ]
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After dozens of sliding bullets, the screen turned from black to bright, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.
"Hello dear viewers."
In the picture, Chen Yu held a small rectangular box, waved to the camera, and continued: "This is the third episode of the Super Dimension Review. Thank you very much for your support in the past! What I have brought to you this time The product is…”
"Gold Fingers! Gold Fingers!."
As he spoke, Chen Yu stretched out his index finger and tapped the lid of the box: "This is a very special product with diverse functions. It will be produced by a handmade company in 2035, that is, fifteen years later. Everyone can buy this product in their lifetime." .Okay, without further ado, let’s start today’s review!”
[good! If I can't buy it in fifteen years, I will sue you for fraudulent advertising.]
[Golden finger? Is it for use in the bathroom? (dog)]
[Unboxing! Unboxing completed! On to the next review introduction!]
"Next, open the box." Chen Yu opened the lid of the box and took out the golden finger cot inside: "Unpacking is complete! Let's move on to the next item, the evaluation introduction."
Holding the finger cot, Chen Yu showed it 360 degrees in front of the camera, and continued to explain: "You can clearly see the appearance of this product. I can only use two words to describe it, exquisite ! Exquisite! Quite exquisite! There are no connection points at all from the appearance, the whole thing is the same! And I don’t know what material it is made of. It is soft and hard, and hard and elastic. You can’t put it down when you touch it.”
[WDFK?]
[This is a terrible tiger and wolf word.]
[One thing to say, this finger cot does look quite beautiful.]
[So what is this golden finger for?]
After showing the "golden middle finger" in a circle, Chen Yu put it on the middle finger of his right hand and pushed the mask: "You must have noticed that above the finger cot, there are three buttons on the left and right wrapped in special materials. , the left side represents power, and the right side represents speed! There are three gears, with performance from low to high."
"Next, I will review the first function of 'Golden Middle Finger' for everyone! Friendship Bullet."
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu bent down, took out a wooden board from under the table, and shook it in front of the camera: "It is a normal interaction among friends to bounce each other's brains out. It can increase the sense of closeness and will not make the party so boring. Boring. Therefore, the first main function of this golden middle finger is to fool the mind. It will be an indispensable tool for playing cards, truth or dare, cashing out bets and other activities in the next fifteen years."
As he spoke, Chen Yu pressed the first button on the left, and with his middle finger numbing like an electric shock, he aimed it at the board and flicked it hard!
"boom!"
"Crack!"
The board broke instantly and flew out of the camera...
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"Okay, let's try this next."
Throwing away the broken wooden board in his hand, Chen Yu took out a thick fireproof brick from under the table, pressed the "Power Two" button, and popped it out with force!
"Boom!"
The speed of the golden finger's ejection was hard to tell with the naked eye. Just a muffled sound was heard, and the fireproof brick was cut in half instantly!
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[Fuck...]
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"Finally, let's try this."
Throwing away the brick, Chen Yu once again took out a steel rod as thick as a child's wrist and pressed the "Power Three" button.
"Buzzing..."
The moment you press the button, you can clearly hear the sound of electricity coming from the golden finger.
"Wow, I feel so powerful in my middle finger!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his middle finger popped out!
"when!"
With a loud noise, Chen Yu couldn't hold the iron rod at all with the force of the impact from the finger cot. The entire iron rod flew away and hit the evaluation table hard, leaving a deep mark.
"Hiss..."
Chen Yu quickly retracted his left hand in pain, opened his palm and found no injuries. Then he was relieved, bent down to pick up the iron bar still rolling on the ground, and pointed it at the camera.
I saw that the thick iron rod was already bent.
"Because I let go, the power of the golden finger was not fully utilized. Otherwise, the iron rod would have broken directly."
"Dang Cang."
Throwing down the iron rod, Chen Yu pointed at the camera, raised his golden middle finger, and said with a smile: "How is it? Are you satisfied with the effect of this product? It's a real brain-busting artifact!"
[It turns out that the brain collapse means the brain is cracked. I have learned a lot.]
[Brain-breaking artifact ×! Friend's Death Tool√!]
[Surprised! Is it a special effect?]
[Headshot artifact!]
[Is this a fucking brain collapse? !]
[marvelous! I want to buy one and go to the war...]
[The finger part of the exoskeleton armor.]
[Thanos took off the Infinity Gauntlet in shame... ]
[I just want to know how the UP owner got this thing? Did you make it yourself?]
[Friends go together for life, and those heads are no longer there.]
[Bounce! Bounce away the crow's feet and turn into a vegetative state.]
[Itachi: "Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time..."]
[Recommended to use it to play penis...]
After a wave of barrages, Chen Yu changed direction, exposed the right part of the golden finger, and continued to explain: "Blicking the forehead is only one of its main functions. It also has another important function, and that is its The speed part.”
"There are also three gears. In the first gear, the finger cot will shake at a speed of ten times per second!"
Chen Yu pressed the first button on the right, and his golden finger suddenly started shaking up and down at an extremely fast speed!
"Next is second gear, a hundred shakes per second!"
"Buzz..."
The moment the second button was pressed, the shaking of the golden fingers was like a phantom, and the sharp sound of wind could even be clearly heard!
"With this kinetic energy, whether you are playing musical instruments, playing e-sports, or even working as an electric drill! You will get twice the result with half the effort!"
[Awesome! I'm really convinced! Only a true sand sculpture could create something like this.]
[Wow! I seem to know its true purpose.]
[I always feel that the direction of the car is wrong...]
[Is my barrage pornographic?]
[Understood in seconds! Understood in seconds!]
[Highly recommended by a certain hero!]
[Look first, everyone, I went out for a trip and my unicorn arm felt a little itchy.]
[I'm done...]
"Finally, third gear! A thousand shakes per second!"
"Buzz!!"
The wind roared suddenly!
The rapidly shaking golden finger is like a physical gold plate under human dynamic vision!
[Holy shit, shit, shit!]
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[But this monk is uneducated...]
[Is the main middle finger of UP useless?]
[A dog stole your video! UP Lord, go and kill him!]
[This is *times more fun! Cool, cool, cool! Double the fun!]
[This damn thing is for gods... ]
[Save this idiot quickly.]
[Am I the only one who thinks this thing can be used to amuse cats?]
[I doubt you will drive again...]
After showing it for a while, Chen Yu turned off the buttons, waited for the golden finger to stop moving, put it in the box, faced the camera, crossed his fingers, and concluded: "Okay, the review of the golden middle finger comes to an end here. .”
"Thank you to the handmade company for providing me with this technological product. Of course, I also thank all the viewers for their support. Here, here, I have a merciless request. I hope everyone will forward my video more so that my video can be More attention, this is very important to me. This is related to whether I can bring more and better technology products to everyone."
"Next week, I will be reviewing the fourth product, which will be the last one in my 'newbie' phase. See you next Monday, bye!"
After the words fell, the screen fell into darkness amid numerous scrolling barrages.
The video ends.
(End of chapter)