"Squeak."
Opening the security door, Chen Yu walked into the home and saw Chen's mother cooking in the kitchen. He immediately smiled evilly, stood behind her with his schoolbag, and said, "Mom, where are you cooking?"
"Well, I'm cooking."
"How many culprits are there in our family?" Chen Yu asked.
Mother Chen looked back at Chen Yu in confusion: "What are you doing?"
"I'm just curious and asked."
"There's also a frying pan and steamer, what do you want?"
"Besides, we don't have any spare pots at home?"
"No. What on earth are you going to say?"
"Nothing." Chen Yu whistled, unzipped his schoolbag, took out five monthly exam papers, and waved proudly: "Your son's exam results are out."
"Oh. What's the last number?" Mother Chen turned back and continued cooking.
"Positive number!" Chen Yu stretched out two fingers: "Second in the class!"
Mother Chen's cooking movements stalled, and she turned around in confusion: "Positive number? Second in the class?"
"That's right." Chen Yu shook his bangs: "Mother, fulfill your promise and eat this pot."
"Did you copy first in the class?"
"What are you copying? I have my own examination room! It all depends on my true strength!" Chen Yu took out his mobile phone: "If you don't believe me, you can call our class teacher and principal."
Hearing this, Mother Chen was dubious: "Really? Did you really get second place in the class? You?"
"You underestimate your son and me." Chen Yu looked arrogant and pointed at the iron pot: "Mom, eat it! You can take a bite, but you have to admit defeat. Have you heard the story of Zeng Zi butchering a pig..."
Mother Chen picked up the rolling pin on the kitchen table...
…
Three minutes later, Chen Yu covered his pinched ears and walked to the living room with steps that he didn't recognize.
Although he was beaten, he was also very happy.
Sitting down on the sofa, Chen Yu waved his hand in an arrogant manner: "Boss, give me a glass of water."
Chen Yike glanced at Chen Yu, curled his lips, and continued to memorize words in his English book.
"Second brother, go and pour it for me."
"..." Chen Erke was not even interested in taking a look, and all his attention was focused on the drawing board.
"Third brother, can you get me a glass of water? I love you the most."
"Oh!" Chen Sanke nodded slowly, picked up the water glass on the coffee table, and walked away with awkward steps.
"Hehehe."
Chen Yu smiled with satisfaction, picked up five papers, and slapped them on the coffee table with a bang: "Oh, the results are out."
Chen Yike is still memorizing words.
Chen Erke is still painting.
"The results are very good!" Chen Yu raised his voice.
Chen Yike changed the direction and memorized the words.
Chen Erke is still painting.
"I came second in the class! Amazing!"
Chen Yike subconsciously picked his foot, put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, and continued to memorize words.
Chen Erke is still painting.
"..." After a moment of silence, Chen Yu became angry: "Can't you just pay attention to me?!"
Chen Yike is still memorizing words.
Chen Erke is still painting.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Brother! Water!"
At this time, Chen Sanke came over with a bottle of water and handed the cup to Chen Yu.
Chen Yu took the water glass with his left hand and picked up a test paper with his right hand and showed it to Chen Sanke: "Third brother, look at my brother's score! Is it great?"
Chen Sanke opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Wow! Amazing!"
"Are you awesome?"
"Wow! Awesome!"
"Hahaha." Chen Yu, who was admired by his sister, was immediately satisfied. He took a sip of water with a smile and touched Chen Sanke's head: "The third child is still the best."
"Yeah!" Chen Sanke nodded heavily, and then asked: "But what is the score?"
"...cough cough cough cough..."
"Cough cough cough!"
Chen Yu, who choked on the water, coughed painfully.
"You... ahem... you go to kindergarten, don't you have grades?"
"No."
"Then how are you ranked in the exam?"
"Let's see who has more red flowers." Chen Sanke looked at the test paper carefully and scratched his head: "Are the scores just the red flowers?"
"...Forget it, go and do your business, I don't want to talk to you anymore."
Sighing, Chen Yu swallowed the water in the water glass in one gulp, put the water glass on the coffee table, shook off the water droplets on his hand, and frowned: "How did you catch the water, third brother? There is water outside the cup."
"I took it in the toilet."
Chen Yu: "?!!"
Chen Yike raised his head sharply.
Chen Erke turned around sharply.
"It's all in my hand." Chen Sanke raised his wet little hand.
“…”
After a long silence, Chen Yu rushed to the bathroom and retched crazily.
"vomit!"
"Ouch!"
"Ahem... vomit..."
Chen Yike put down his English book and looked at Chen Sanke in shock: "You...why did you go to the toilet to get water?"
"The faucet is out of reach!" Chen Sanke pinched her waist confidently.
"Then...then when you drink water yourself, you also receive the water from the toilet?!"
"That's nonsense!" Chen Sanke pouted: "No matter how thirsty I am, I won't drink the water there. It's too dirty."
Chen Yike: "..."
Chen Erke: "..."
"Ugh!" The sound of retching in the bathroom became more intense.
"Ugh..."
…
An hour later, dinner started.
Chen Sanke pushed open the bedroom door and shouted to Chen Yu who was lying on the bed not knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Brother! It's time to eat!"
"...You go." Chen Yu stretched out a straight index finger: "I don't want to see you."
"It's time to eat."
"I won't eat. You go."
"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't do it next time."
"Is there a next time?" Chen Yu suddenly sat up and said, "Get out! I won't eat!"
"I...I didn't mean it either."
Chen Sanke lowered his head and played with his fingers aggrievedly.
"Didn't you do it on purpose? You said it yourself, the water in the toilet... vomit! Dirty! vomit... "
"So I won't drink it."
"Ugh! Go away..."
"It's time to eat, brother." Chen Sanke stepped forward, grabbed Chen Yu's ankle with both hands, and pulled hard.
"Don't! Don't touch me..."
"thump."
Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu was dragged to the ground.
Chen Yu: "..."
"It's time to eat, brother."
"Let me go! I won't eat!"
Chen Yu didn't dare to kick his legs hard for fear of hurting Chen Sanke. He could only grab the foot of the bed and try to climb up the bed, but Chen Sanke pushed hard again and dragged him another meter away.
"Sun! Let me go!"
"time to eat!"
"Don't... don't delay! Are you genetically mutated? Why are you working so hard..."
"Mom asked me to have dinner with you. I can't do it without eating."
"Let go! Let go..."
…
Two minutes later, Chen Yu was sitting on the dining table with disheveled clothes.
There was a new set of dishes and a pair of disposable chopsticks in front of him.
"Why do you have to use disposable chopsticks for me?"
Mother Chen glanced at Chen Yu: "There are not enough chopsticks."
Chen Erke raised his hand: "No! Mom said you were too dirty."
"boom!"
Mother Chen suddenly gave Chen Erke a pair of chopsticks: "You are the only one who talks too much!"
"I won't eat!" Chen Yu stood up angrily.
"Sit down and eat!" Mother Chen stared: "Didn't you just drink some... the water there? It's not dirty either. The waiter at the Japanese hotel also likes to drink... hahaha."
Mother Chen finally couldn't help laughing.
Chen Yike: "Hahahaha."
Chen Erke: "Haha!"
Father Chen: "Hey hey hey..."
Chen Sanke: "Ha."
(End of chapter)