[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, congratulations on your breakthrough of 40,000 fans."]
Sunday, early morning.
The vibration of his cell phone under the pillow woke Chen Yu up. He opened the screen in a daze, and when he saw this WeChat message, he suddenly became energetic and woke up immediately.
[Chen Yu: "When did it happen?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Just now, congratulations."]
"Awesome!"
Chen Yu stood up straight, sat down at his desk, opened his notebook, and clicked on the backend of Station B in the software.
"Super Time and Space Review!" Goldfinger from the future! 》
Number of plays: 1,499,273.
Barrage: 21988.
Comments: 34859.
Likes: 114442.
Share: 98400.
Coins: 72872.
Fans: 855240.
One week of fermentation, 1.5 million views!
This is only his third review video!
In the entire B station, no one will rise faster than him.
"It's a pity that it was blocked by the entire network. Otherwise, the popularity would be even higher..."
With a regretful mutter, Chen Yu exited the B station platform and clicked on the [Basic Information] section that he was more concerned about.
[Promotion partner: Chen Yu]
[Current permission level: E (live broadcast permission prohibited)]
[Current fans: 40132]
[Main mission: In four promotions, the benefits have been qualified for more than two times. Mission completed (3/2)]
[Additional task 1: In the four promotions, the benefits have been qualified more than three times. Mission completed (3/3)]
[Additional task 2: In the four promotions, the benefits have been qualified more than four times. (3/4)]
[Current task 1: First evaluation and promotion, 500 people watched (808924/500), 50 people became fans (40132/50). Mission accomplished.]
[Current task 2: Second evaluation promotion, 5,000 people watched (808924/5000), 500 people became fans (40132/500). Mission accomplished.]
[Current task 3: The third evaluation promotion, 50,000 people watched (808924/50000), 5,000 people became fans (40132/5000). Mission accomplished.]
"There are still more than 9,000 fans left. It's stable. The female vote is stable."
Rubbing his palms together excitedly, Chen Yu took out his phone, his thumbs flying.
[Chen Yu: "The express will arrive in a while, right? Can you send it to me in advance? I can make the video earlier."]
[Overtime Promotion: "Sorry Mr. Chen, the product can only arrive on time at nine o'clock."]
[Chen Yu: "Okay. Can you tell me what product it is? I know the rules. I just want to ask if this product will help me hide my identity?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "It's helpful! It's very helpful! Mr. Chen can feel at ease."]
Seeing this, Chen Yu waved his fist excitedly, and then without saying a word, he sent a 200 yuan red envelope.
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Thank you Mr. Chen for your kindness, but we cannot collect the money."]
[Chen Yu: "I knew you couldn't collect it, so I sent it. (Withdrawn)"]
[Chen Yu: "That's such a pity."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "(Smile)"]
After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu looked at the time.
Half past seven in the morning.
There is still an hour and a half before the express arrives.
"It's so hard!"
Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu walked to the bedroom door and opened it carefully.
"Boom!"
A black shadow flashed and something fell from the door.
Chen Yu lowered his head and took a closer look and found that it was a bag of tattered clothes.
Obviously, this was Chen Yike's prank on him.
"It's been two days. Isn't Xiaonizi's anger gone?"
As he said that, he raised his leg and kicked to kick away the tattered clothes, and then he felt a sharp pain!
"Ouch!"
Chen Yu screamed in pain and quickly squatted on the ground and hugged his feet.
"It hurts..."
"call!"
"call!"
After blowing hard for a few times, he found that two small drops of blood had oozed from his big toe.
He reached out and angrily opened the bag of tattered clothes, only to see a cactus sitting on the floor!
It turns out that the clothes that fell from the sky were not to cover Chen Yu, but to hide the "hidden weapon" underneath and make him relax his vigilance...
“I*&@#*+***…”
Chen Yu's face turned red with anger.
He felt like he was being crushed by his IQ.
"Chen Yike!"
Clenching his fists, Chen Yu angrily walked to the living room, pushed open Chen Yike's door, and was about to scold him.
"Wow!"
A basin of water fell from the sky and hit his face.
Chen Yu: "..."
Hearing the noise, Chen Yike drowsily rubbed his eyes, and when he saw Chen Yu who was like a drowned rat, he yawned: "Good morning."
Taking off the washbasin, Chen Yu wiped the water stains on his face, gritted his teeth and said: "Chen Yike! You have gone too far!"
"Who asked you to break in?" Chen Yike sat up and stretched his waist: "I washed my feet and was too lazy to pour water. Is there anything wrong with putting it on the top of the door?"
"What? Foot washing water?!"
Chen Yu was startled and became even more angry. He bared his teeth and rushed towards Chen Yike. Then he tripped over several transparent tapes under his feet and fell straight to the floor.
"thump!"
The floor shook.
Chen Yu: "..."
Lifting the quilt, Chen Yike lazily got out of bed, stepping on Chen Yu's butt and walking out of the room.
"The weather is really nice today, I'm happy."
Chen Yu: "..."
…
Half an hour later, the Chen family gathered in the kitchen and had breakfast.
"Chen Yu, how much have you earned these days?" Mother Chen asked.
Father Chen's ears stood up instantly.
"Earned seven thousand."
"So many!" Mother Chen's eyes brightened, and she stretched out her hand: "Send them all to Mom, and Mom will keep them for you."
"No." Father Chen frowned: "Send it to Dad, and Dad will keep it for you."
"Uh..." Chen Yu hesitated.
"Give it to Mom!"
"Give it to Dad!"
"Have you forgotten how much mom loves you? You must give it to me!"
"Dad doesn't love you anymore? I give you meat every day, give it to me!"
"Your father is evil! He used to rub your face and warm his hands every day when he was little."
"Your mother is kind-hearted? She chews up the food and feeds it to you, but she doesn't want to buy you milk."
"Old Chen! You fart! He should have eaten by then!"
"You have the nerve to say that! It's just that I didn't give enough nutrition when I was a child, and my child's IQ was not fully developed."
Chen Yu: "?"
Mother Chen rolled up her sleeves: "Milk is nutritious, but food is not nutritious?"
Father Chen slapped the table: "Can that be the same thing? A cat is a cat! A panda is also a cat?"
"Taken out of context! It makes no sense!"
"You are making no sense! A seahorse is not a horse! A pineapple is not a pear!" As he spoke, Father Chen pointed at Chen Yu excitedly: "A single dog is not a dog either!"
Chen Yu: "???"
Standing up, Chen Yu quickly interrupted: "Hey! Do you have a close relationship with me? Why are you attacking... "
"Shut up!" Mother Chen picked up her chopsticks and was so angry that she said incoherently: "How come a single dog is not a dog? No... I said, why is Chen Yu not a dog? No... What does my son have to do with a dog?! We are quarreling. Why are you scolding the dog? No..."
Chen Yu: "..."
Standing up silently, Chen Yu left the kitchen and returned to his bedroom, squatting on the floor in the corner with his arms wrapped around his knees.
This squat lasts for an hour.
At nine o'clock sharp, a spatial vortex instantly appeared in the middle of the bedroom.
"thump."
A long white box fell to the floor.
The fourth issue of product review has arrived.
…
(Additional update for the helmsman of "The Cockroach Eating Carrots"!)
(Note: Thanks to friends from "Past丨Years" for the 1,000 reward.)
(Note: Sorry, I added it late. I just finished coding not long ago. I simply chose to update in the early morning. This book does not have its own humor in the subject matter, so if you want to write it interestingly, you will inevitably code very slowly.
I really want to update it at 12 noon every day, so I type it at around 7 o'clock in the morning, but it only contains two chapters. I often type it until one or two o'clock in the afternoon and there is no update. I'm sorry.
I am a full-time author, and I also have a book to support my family on my external website. I update at least 6,000 words every day. Including the two updates of this book every day, the number of words I write every day is actually more than 10,000 words. In order to provide extra updates for the helmsman, I wrote nearly 14,000 words today, so apart from eating and taking care of myself, I wrote from 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. Everyone in the author group and novel group knows this. .
Of course, when I say this, I am not talking about how difficult it is for me. Life is difficult, and nothing is easy. I just want to say that I really tried my best. Sorry for the slow update. Forgive me. Forgive me.
I didn’t dare to devote all my time to writing this book until the results were published. Please read more and vote for me so that I can get more recommendations. bow. )
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