Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 56: The best way to hide your identity

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"thump."

Hearing the noise behind him, Chen Yu turned around and became alert.

"arrive!"

Quickly stepping forward, he picked up the long box and looked at it carefully for a while. Feeling that it was very solid, he decisively tore off the seal and opened the lid.

"What the hell?!"

When he saw what was inside the box, he was frightened.

Inside the box... turned out to be a gun!

The gun body is about half a meter long, about 20 centimeters wide, and the whole body is thick. The surface is coated with a layer of metallic black, which reflects a cold luster under the sunlight outside the window.

"Is...is it a real gun?"

After standing there in shock for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, carefully took out the spear from the box, and observed carefully.

Barrel, trigger, magazine, scope... everything is included. Apart from the slightly novel shape, this is a real gun!

"It's so heavy."

Within two minutes of carrying it, Chen Yu felt his arms were a little sore. He carefully put down the spear and took out a thin manual from the box.

"404 heat gun, produced by Kerr Military Industry in 2404..."

"The emitted hot wire has a diffusive high temperature, which can reach 8500° to 9750° per millisecond, and the peak can reach 12000°. It can instantly vaporize carbon-based organisms and melt materials with a melting point lower than 4300° instantly..."

Putting down the manual with trembling hands, Chen Yu raised his head and stared at the ceiling.

After a long time, he took out his mobile phone and typed with stiff fingers.

[Chen Yu: "Here?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "In..."]

[Chen Yu: "This gun is the fourth phase product?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes. Are you satisfied, Mr. Chen? Logically speaking, products of this specification cannot be approved for you during the internship period. However, because your promotion potential is very high, the superior department made a temporary exception."]

[Chen Yu: "I know this gun is awesome, but didn't you say that this product is very helpful for me to hide my identity? How can this gun help?!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Of course it's helpful! If you want to hide your identity, then destroy everyone who knows your identity."]

[Chen Yu: "...Are you sure there's nothing wrong with this logic?!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, don't worry at all. After the trial period, our team will continue to apply for a variety of high-tech weapons for you, which is enough to fight a global surface war! For our common interests! Let's fight !”]

[Chen Yu: "It's from WQNMLGB. I know why it's called 404 gun. I want to exchange it!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Sorry dear, the product has arrived and will not be returned or exchanged."]

[Chen Yu: "Break up! Scumbag!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "I am a woman."]

[Chen Yu: "Scumbag!"]

After logging out of WeChat and putting down his phone, Chen Yu looked at the 404 hotline gun on the floor, his scalp numbing.

With a temperature of over 8500°C per millisecond, not to mention hitting people, there is nothing this gun cannot hit, including tanks, fortresses, aircraft, tanks, aircraft carriers...

In just less than four hundred years of scientific and technological development, humans have actually developed such a terrifying thing...

After a long silence, Chen Yu picked up the phone again.

[Chen Yu: "Sister, do I have to review this product?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "That's right."]

[Chen Yu: "I always feel that after reviewing this gun, my situation will become worse..."]

[Super Time and Space Promotion: "Mr. Chen, your thinking at this time is still in the category of ordinary citizens. No matter in which time, space or era, strength is always the support of safety. When you come up with more and more products that transcend the times, your Your right to speak and your power to intimidate will also increase, and the people who need to be afraid will become other people."]

[Chen Yu: "... It seems to make sense."]

[Overtime Promotion: "By the way, since your promotion efficiency at this time has already reached the standard, it is only a matter of time before it enters the official period. Let me first tell you about the promotion methods in the official period."]

[Chen Yu: "Okay, you say."]

[Overtime Promotion: "First of all, after entering the official period, your main method of evaluating promotion will change from video to real-time live broadcast. The number of viewers for each live broadcast is the data you need to focus on most. Every 10,000 viewers will increase 1 point, and the accumulated The higher the points, the faster the authority level increases."]

[Chen Yu: "Then the video is not important?"]

[Super Time Promotion: "Video is equally important! It is also an important part of your popularity. The more clicks, comments, reposts, and collections your video has, the more high-tech companies it will attract in the future. The specific operation is also very simple. , just use the software to intelligently edit the recording of each live broadcast, and then upload it.”]

[Chen Yu: "OK, I understand. So, will the official products also come one every week?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "The official evaluation period is to evaluate a heavyweight product every month. Three months is a quarter, and the company will evaluate it. If the results are qualified, the authority will be increased, and if the performance is unqualified, the authority will be reduced."]

[Chen Yu: “You can only review one product a month?”]

[Overtime Promotion: "This is the normal situation. But if you are willing to spend points, you can also apply for products at will. It is also possible to evaluate thirty products in a month. If you have enough points."]

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I understand everything."]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Wish you good luck with your evaluation, goodbye."]

Take back your phone.

Chen Yu found a winter coat to wrap the 404 hot-wire gun, and then put the camera, paper and pen into his schoolbag. Carrying a gun in his left hand and a bag in his right hand, he walked out of the bedroom.

There were only two people in the living room, Chen Yike and Chen Sanke.

Seeing Chen Yu, Chen Sanke trotted over to greet him, hugging Chen Yu's thigh tightly: "Brother, where are you going?"

"I have something to do when I go out. Did Mom send the second child to make up for lessons?"

"Um."

"Having fun with my sister at home, I'm leaving first."

After touching Chen Sanke's furry little head, Chen Yu pushed open the security door in the hall and left quickly.

Twenty minutes later, he took a taxi and arrived at the warehouse he rented.

"Boom!"

Close the door and lock it, and turn on the chandelier. Chen Yu glanced around and found no changes. He sat at the review table and started writing the copy while flipping through the manual of the 404 hot-wire gun.

After about ten minutes, the copywriting was completed.

Chen Yu simply read it a few times and found no problems, so he left the warehouse and collected many props for this evaluation.

"Everything is ready!"

After returning to the warehouse and locking the door, Chen Yu sat down at the review table, took out his camera, set up his position, and started shooting.

"Hello dear viewers! This is the fourth episode of Time and Space Review. Thank you all for your long-term support!"

"This time, the product I am reviewing for you is quite special..."

"It's just..."

(End of chapter)