Chapter 57
"Squeak..."
The door of the suburban warehouse was opened from the inside, and Chen Yu walked out holding the clothes wrapped in the 404 hotline gun. His face was pale and his legs were trembling.
Although he had read the manual and had a basic idea of the power of this futuristic weapon, he was still frightened when he actually used it.
He can guarantee that there is currently no material on earth that can withstand a blow from this 404 ray gun...
He raised his head and glanced at the sky, realizing that it was still early. Chen Yu randomly found a deserted small park, sat on a bench, took out his mobile phone, and typed quickly.
[Chen Yu: "Can this 404 heat gun be recycled?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Of course. But I want to know, is there anything you are dissatisfied with about this weapon?"]
[Chen Yu: "The most dissatisfied part is that it is too powerful. I am a little scared to hold it."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “…”]
[Chen Yu: "I don't need this thing. I can't really use it to kill people, right? And the energy it comes with is too little. After the evaluation, I can only fire it two or three times at most. I really feel that it is of no use to me. It’s best to replace it with something more practical.”]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "You can fight with it!"]
[Chen Yu: "Sister, please forgive me! Just hearing the name of 404, I have an ominous feeling. Let's change it to something positive."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay, please wait a moment, I will ask you now."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "The 404 ray gun is of high value. We can give you one of the following three small gifts in return."]
[Chen Yu: "Okay. By the way, don't ask me for water, I don't want water!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Oh, then I will reapply for you."]
Chen Yu: "..."
[Super Dimension Promotion: "According to your possible needs, new gift applications have arrived. One: the first generation NE sodium acid gene injection; two: a miniature quantum washing machine; three: a spiral ascension aircraft."]
Seeing the names of these three products, Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and typed them immediately.
[Chen Yu: "Tell me about the uses and effects of these three things."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "The first generation NE Sodium Acid Gene Injection can enhance human body constitution and metabolism in a small amount, including but not limited to immunity, balance, brain neuron transmission rate, dynamic vision, cell activity, bone density, slow... Muscle fiber endurance, fast twitch muscle fiber strength and explosive power and other comprehensive human physiological qualities.
The miniature quantum washing machine can be easily carried with you. It can automatically wash, dry and disinfect with or without water, as well as ironing functions. Can maintain all kinds of valuable clothing.
The spiral ascension aircraft is installed above the head and can rotate clockwise with the human body, allowing it to take off and land at will. The maximum take-off weight is 592 kilograms; the maximum flight speed is 260 kilometers per hour; the sea level climb rate is 11.5/second; the endurance time is 4 hours and 25 minutes; it takes 1 hour to fully charge 50% of the solar energy. (Built-in suspension buffer to offset human body discomfort)"]
Seeing the other party's detailed explanation, Chen Yu fell into trouble again.
The second washing machine was eliminated, and the first and third products were both useful to him.
The former is used to enhance the overall physical fitness, and the latter is used to move quickly... Although spinning around in the sky like a top seems a bit silly, it also shows that it will not make the human body feel uncomfortable. It is definitely an artifact for traveling at home and escaping!
[Chen Yu: "For the first and third gifts, I choose one, can you keep the other for me?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “It’s absolutely possible.”]
After frowning and thinking for a moment, Chen Yu gritted his teeth.
[Chen Yu: "I want the first one first!"]
[Super Time and Space Promotion: "Okay, this will open the space-time wormhole for you. Please put the 404 ray gun into the wormhole."]
[Chen Yu: "Wait a moment, I'm not home yet. I'll pass it on to you when I get home."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay."]
After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu got up and left the small park, hailing a taxi.
"Master, go to Lanhe Community."
"That's it." The taxi driver nodded and stepped on the accelerator: "Young man, what did you get?"
"Toy."
"What toy?"
"It's just an ordinary toy."
"Hehehe." The driver suddenly laughed strangely: "Is it inflatable? Hehehe, I understand."
Chen Yu: "..."
"You, the new generation of young people, have really caught up with the good times. You have all kinds of toys. When we were young, we could only go to the fish pond to catch fish. But you don't know, carp..."
…
"Really old driver, this is the real old driver..."
Returning to the community and standing in front of his house, Chen Yu could not help but tremble with the words of the driver just now echoing in his mind.
He took out the key, opened the door, and found that his three sisters were all there.
"Boss, where is mom?"
"Going to play mahjong! Humph!" Chen Yike snorted coldly, lying on the coffee table writing those test papers that seemed to be endless.
Forty small exercise books are something you can’t bear to throw away, and it would be a waste if you don’t write them down. But it is inevitable that the more I write, the more breathless I become...
"Brother is back! I love you! (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"
Seeing Chen Yu enter the door, Chen Erke immediately put down the crayon, ran over and hugged Chen Yu's left leg.
"The Grasshopper is back! (≧≦)"
Chen Sanke also staggered to Chen Yu and hugged his right leg.
Ever since Chen Yu gave these two sisters gifts, their favorability has been at full level.
"Hmm!"
Chen Yike's hand holding the pen was shaking slightly, and his nose was sore.
Seeing Chen Yike's aggrieved look, Chen Yu also felt a little uncomfortable. He led Chen Erke and Chen Sanke to the coffee table and said softly: "Boss, my brother has indeed gone too far."
"Woo~~~"
Hearing the comfort, Chen Yike's sense of grievance suddenly burst out and he cried out: "You still know!"
"Okay, okay, brother will compensate you." After saying that, Chen Yu opened the schoolbag behind him and took out something from it.
"Pfft..." Chen Yike burst into tears and laughed, stroking his tears and said sheepishly: "You will bully me."
"Here you go!" Chen Yu took out two copies of "Three-Year High School Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation" and slapped them on the coffee table: "I just bought them downstairs in our community. The boss said this is difficult."
The smile on Chen Yike's face froze.
Chen Yu: "Ah hahahaha! I asked you to hold my water basin! Do you think I will let you go?!"
"Chen Yu!!! Die together!!!"
"No! Don't, it doesn't hurt! It hurts, it hurts..."
…
With a bruised nose and a swollen face, he returned to the bedroom and sat on the bed. Chen Yu touched the nail marks on his neck and gritted his teeth in pain: "His, these claws are so sharp... Hi, it's so enjoyable."
[Chen Yu: "I'm home."]
[Super Time and Space Promotion: "Now open the space and time wormhole for you."]
The next moment, the space in the middle of the bedroom quickly distorted, forming a white vortex.
Chen Yu quickly opened up his clothes and threw the 404 heat gun inside into the whirlpool. Then a small white box fell out of it.
"Buzz..."
The wormhole slowly disappears.
Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the box, and broke the seal.
Inside the box was a spiral needle tube. The liquid inside was pure blue and seemed to contain many sequins, twinkling with starlight.
Directly in front of the needle tube, there are eight small characters written.
"Honorable product of Superman Group!"
(End of chapter)