Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 58: Brother Dang's Curse

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Taking out the syringe from the small box, Chen Yu held it under the window to observe.

In the spiral structure container, the blue liquid seems to be flowing slowly and consciously.

"Why does it feel so much like the T-Virus?"

Taking out his mobile phone, he searched for pictures of the T-virus related to Resident Evil on the search engine. Comparing them with each other, the more he looked at them, the more similar they became...

[Chen Yu: "When the thing arrives, I just want to know if it is harmful?"]

[Super Dimension Review: "That is a genetic medicine that is quite beneficial to the human body. How could it be harmful?"]

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I'm overthinking it. By the way, can this genetic medicine improve intelligence?"]

[Super Dimension Review: "Smart? It can only increase the transmission speed of brain neurons."]

[Chen Yu: "To be honest, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I feel like me... my brain circuit seems to be a little bit different from ordinary people. Can genetic medicine correct it?"]

[Overtime review: "Mr. Chen, are you sure it's just a matter of time and space?"]

[Chen Yu: "..."]

[Super Dimension Comment: "Haha, I'm just joking with you. Mr. Chen, you are just too young and don't think things through. It will be nice to be more mature when you grow up."]

[Chen Yu: "But my mother said I will be like this when I get old."]

[Overtime review: "...your mother may be right."]

[Chen Yu: "..."]

[Overtime review: “…”]

[Chen Yu: "Very good. It was such a pleasure talking to you. Goodbye."]

[Super Dimension Review: "Goodbye."]

After logging out of WeChat and throwing down his phone, Chen Yu opened the cap of the spiral needle tube, pressed the needle against his shoulder, and fell into silence for three minutes.

"It should hurt a lot..."

"Huh..."

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu raised his head, gritted his teeth, and pushed hard with his wrist! The sharp needle penetrates the muscle tissue.

"Buzz buzz."

The next moment, the spiral structure inside the needle automatically rotated, pushing the liquid into Chen Yu's body.

"Whoosh... click."

In five seconds, all the liquid was injected, and a red light lit up at the top of the needle. Chen Yu quickly pulled out the needle and licked the tip of the needle with his tongue.

The bleeding stopped.

He moved his shoulders and didn't feel any discomfort.

[Chen Yu: "The injection is finished, but there seems to be no change?"]

[Overtime review: "Of course the change does not happen immediately. The genetic medicine will slowly improve your physique over time. You can use exercise to speed up this process."]

[Chen Yu: "OK. I found that the needle for this gene injection is quite high-end, will you recycle it?"]

[Overtime review: "...recycling."]

[Chen Yu: "That's great, change it to something else quickly. Let's say first, no water."]

[Overtime review: "Mr. Chen, the thermostatic syringe used for genetic medicine cannot be replaced by something so expensive."]

[Chen Yu: "I can change it to anything, but I don't need water."]

[Overtime review: "Okay Mr. Chen, please wait a moment, I will apply for you."]

[Overtime review: "Application completed. Guessing your possible needs, recycling the thermostatic needle can be exchanged for the following three items. 1. Fragrant toilet paper; 2. High-polymer plastic bags; 3. Hit hammer."]

[Chen Yu: "Explain it to me, what's the use of it?"]

[Super Dimension Review: "Fragrant toilet paper is a sanitary paper that makes your butt smell fragrant after use. Every section of paper that comes into contact with the skin can combine with dandruff bacteria to produce different strange fragrances. Eliminate the pain caused by body odor. Embarrassing. It also has bactericidal effect and protects health."

High polymer plastic bags, very strong food packaging bags, prevent the release of toxic substances caused by steam and high temperature.

The hitting hammer has a built-in computing chip that changes the direction by adjusting the wind wings above the hammer to ensure that each hammer can avoid the nail and hit the finger.]

Looking at the introduction of the three items, Chen Yu's face twitched violently.

[Chen Yu: "What kind of crap are these? I won't go into details about toilet paper and plastic bags. Is that hit hammer just too cute? What's the point of making it?!"]

[Overtime review: “Avoid the annoyance of hitting a nail every time you hammer.”]

[Chen Yu: "You should be upset if you miss, right?!"]

[Overtime review: "The thinking of your ancient people is indeed very strange."]

[Chen Yu: "...You are the only ones who are weird, okay?! I want to change!"]

[Overtime review: "I'm sorry Mr. Chen, the value of the thermostatic needle is too low and cannot be re-applied for replacement. You can only choose one of them."]

Lowering his head and looking at the needle in his hand, Chen Yu held his forehead for a while and typed a reply.

[Chen Yu: "Then I'll take the first one. It just so happens that everyone in the family can use it."]

[Overtime review: "Now open the space-time wormhole for you, please put the automatic thermostatic needle into the wormhole."]

Immediately, a white vortex quickly formed in front of him. Chen Yu waved his hand and threw the needle into the wormhole.

Three seconds later, a roll of toilet paper "falls" out of the wormhole.

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu reached out to pick up the roll paper, put it to the tip of his nose and smelled it, but found no scent.

"It should have a fragrance after use, right?"

With this thought, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with the paper, went to the bathroom, hung it on the paper tube next to the toilet, and pulled out a section of paper.

"Hula."

Behind the paper, an instruction manual fell out.

Picking up the manual, there was only one line written on it.

[Any body fluid that comes into contact with the paper towel will activate the active substances in the fiber and release the peculiar fragrance.]

"So that's it!" Chen Yu suddenly said: "There are active substances in it."

He checked carefully and found the spot in the middle of the roll. Without hesitation, he squatted down, put his tongue in front of the paper tube, and licked the roll.

The next second, a strange fragrance that is difficult to describe in words hit his nose, making Chen Yu couldn't help but show an intoxicated expression.

"It's... so wonderful..."

After sniffing with blurry eyes for a while, Chen Yu suddenly heard the sound of something falling to the ground. He quickly turned around and saw Chen Erke staring at him with wide eyes.

At Chen Erke's feet was a crayon that was frightened away.

Chen Yu's tongue was still sticking out.

Chen Erke also stood motionless.

The two stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and their muscles remained stiff.

Time seems to have stopped at this moment.

The sound seemed to disappear in this moment.

After an unknown amount of time, Chen Erke was the first to react, took a step back, and closed the bathroom door with a bang.

"I...I didn't see anything. (_)"

"Second brother! Wait...wait a minute! Second brother, listen to my explanation!"

Chen Yu chased him out in a panic, but Chen Erke, like a frightened little rabbit, quickly ran into the master bedroom and locked the door.

She will never forget that scene...

She will never forget it in her life... Her brother actually licked a piece of paper affectionately and intoxicated...

Can the paper in the bathroom be serious paper

Chen Yu: "..."

After standing in front of the master bedroom door for a long time, Chen Yu turned around and dragged heavy steps back to his bedroom. He walked on the window sill and looked at the street with traffic flowing downstairs, his face turned ashen.

"It's over..."

"Finally, my sister will treat me as a pervert..."

(End of chapter)