Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 60: Sir, times have changed (Part 1) (For the cockroach eating carrots

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"This is the fourth episode of Time and Space Review. Thank you all for your long-term support! This time, the products I bring to you are quite special."

As he spoke, Chen Yu in the picture stretched out three fingers: "The first issue is a nuclear test simulation toy for review. The second issue is a quantum glasses for office and study. The third issue is a small item for leisure and entertainment. But what I’m reviewing today is fundamentally different from previous products!”

"because… "

Chen Yu turned his fingers into palms and slapped them on the table in front of him: "It is a weapon!"

"A destructive thermal weapon!"

"It's called Firearms."

[I think you, UP Master, are drifting.]

[69696969…]

[The pace of the narration is getting better and better.]

[Is it a fire unicorn? (Manual funny)]

[The last issue]

[Hope to have the opportunity to see you on the legal channel.]

[Visual inspection of water gun...]

A wave of barrages passed by, and Chen Yu pushed up his mask and continued: "In the entire B station, no UP owner dares to personally evaluate firearms. I am the only one in the shoes. Of course, as a person named' The UP master of "Overtime and Space", this gun naturally does not belong to the current time and space. It is... "

With a long tone, Chen Yu reached out from under the table and took out the powerful and thick long gun, and placed it on the table with a bang: "The 404 ray gun produced by Kerr U.S. Army Industry in 2404!"

[Awesome look! I almost believed it.]

[The murderous UP owner of Station B! It's called kill ratio UP for short.]

[Don’t tell me, this prop really looks like the same thing?]

[Reflective! It’s expensive!]

[As a blind person, it is really sad to see such violent videos.]

[You actually eliminated the unpacking process? !]

[Can it be given to fans as a benefit? I want to play...]

Slowly stroking the body of the gun, Chen Yu snapped his fingers and said: "I know, at this time you all think it is just a toy, and you also think I am a fool. So now, I will go directly to the evaluation and introduction of the product. I’m going to show you this, three centuries later, this is humanity’s most powerful individual weapon!”

After saying that, Chen Yu stood up with the gun in hand and took out a small cage.

Inside the cage, there was a little mouse running around.

"Since it is a weapon evaluation, there must be a target. So I caught this big rat from the garbage dump to visually demonstrate the lethality of the 404 ray gun on living creatures."

[Rat lovers express strong condemnation!]

[What a cute little mouse, it will be lively in the grinder.]

[Jerry? Is that you Jerry? !]

[Are you going to use this gun to laugh the mouse to death?]

[frenzied! (Well done!)]

[If it was abuse, I would withdraw. I can’t see the cruelty to small animals...]

Putting the cage containing the mice on a tile, Chen Yu buttoned up the hood of his coat, covering his side face and ears, raised the 404 heat gun, and turned on the safety switch.

"Whoosh—"

With the sound of mechanical transmission and electric current mixing, the directional sight above the gun body immediately lit up, flashing various indicators and parameters like a transparent screen.

[Fuck! Is this a special effect? It feels like science fiction...]

[Funds are burning!]

[Is this texture a bit too much? It can not be!]

[The level of attention paid to props has been tested for the third time in a row.]

[Mouse: Can’t you afford it? What about the water gun?]

Raising the gun body and aiming it at the mouse through the scope, Chen Yu pressed his finger on the ring-shaped trigger: "Before shooting, let me introduce the performance parameters of this gun. The 404 ray gun mainly depends on the function of the ray Kill enemies with high temperature. The hot wire emitted from its muzzle can reach a high temperature of 8500° to 9750° per millisecond, with a peak temperature exceeding 12000°! It exceeds the melting point limit of all currently known substances. It can instantly vaporize carbon-based organisms with a low melting point Material melts instantly at 4300°. In other words... "

Chen Yu turned his head and looked directly at the camera: "In our current time and space of 2020, no protection can withstand its shot! It is truly invincible."

After saying this, Chen Yu didn't give the audience any time to react, he aimed at the mouse and decisively pulled the trigger!

"Whoosh—"

A circular structure in the middle of the gun body suddenly rotated!

The mice in the cage were also shrouded in a mesh of light spots.

Chen Yu, who had read the manual, knew that it was a locking method.

Can't break free!

Moreover, the heat from high-temperature rays will be firmly locked within the optical network and cannot escape, increasing the core temperature.

"Swish, swish, swish—"

As the circular structure spun faster and faster, Chen Yu released the trigger.

"Buzz!"

A beam of red light shot out from the muzzle! Gone in a flash!

And the mouse that escaped in the cage was instantly vaporized, with not a single hair left except for a few wisps of smoke...

"Whizzing… "

The circular structure in the gun body slowly stopped rotating. Chen Yu carefully placed it on the table, then bent down to pick up the tiles, pointed it at the camera, and pointed at the thin melted iron pillar in the squirrel cage: "You can see Are you there? The area that was touched by the light has been completely melted and is still red. Let me confirm the temperature of the molten iron with water."

With that said, Chen Yu unscrewed a bottle of Master Kong mineral water and poured it on the molten iron.

"Zi la!"

Water vapor suddenly rises!

[Holy shit, shit, shit!]

[? ? ? ?]

[What on earth did I see?]

[? ? ?]

[! ! ! !]

[Is it magic? Are you sure it's magic?]

[how did you do it? !]

[mouse:? ? ? Where am I?]

[Wori, your uncle! Don't tell me this is true... ]

[As we all know, videos cannot be modified, so it is true. (dog head)]

[No ashes! Bad review!]

[There is no need to destroy the corpses and eliminate traces. A must-have product for home travel and shopping...]

[Shu Shan: "The immortal who cultivates his ML**?!"]

Crazy surge of barrage! Covering every corner of the screen.

Outside the video.

The five people far away in the hotel suite paused the video, turned their heads in confusion, and looked at each other...

Among them, a young man named Xiao Li subconsciously reached out and touched the small cannon on his waist...

"Gulu."

Xiao Li swallowed hard and stammered: "Team...Group...Team leader, I...I seem to be on my period. Can I take leave for the evening operation?"

The middle-aged man took off his glasses and wiped the cold sweat from his face: "Warning! He is warning us! He knows we are looking for him!"

"Team leader, what should we do?" The woman next to her stared at the 404 hotline gun on the screen with an ugly face: "Now... the current situation seems to be beyond our ability to solve."

There was a brief silence in the suite.

The middle-aged man put on his glasses with trembling hands and said hoarsely: "First send this video back to several teams in the capital to make an analysis report. If it is determined that the video has not been rendered with special effects and the weapon is real, it will be sent directly to the higher-level department. We are suspending all operations now, and when support comes in the evening, we ask Director Wang to contact the nearby 377th Army... before we make the next step."

"Yes!"×3

"Just keep watching the video."

With a vague worry on his face, the middle-aged man raised the remote control and pressed the play button on the TV.

In the picture, Chen Yu threw away the damaged squirrel cage, raised the heavy 404 heat gun, and pointed the gun directly at the camera: "One target is certainly not enough to prove the power of this weapon. Next, we will test several more exciting ones." of… "

(Note: Additional update for the leader of "The Cockroach Eating Carrots".)

(Note: Thanks to four friends, "Zhan Ji Mingshen", "Sword-Spitting Frog", "Introduction to Guzheng", and "Tianheihei 111" for their 500 reward!)

(Note: Thanks to the two cuties "Teresa, the cutest in the world" and "Enough of the trouble" for their 1,000 reward!)

(Note: Thanks to my friends at "花开雅雅" for the 1,500 reward.)

(Note: It’s late. I finished coding this chapter at around 11 o’clock (╥﹏╥), so I decided to update it at 12 o’clock. Tomorrow, Friday, the recommended positions will be announced. I hope something good will happen. Thank you for your support. Recommended votes!)

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