[Super Dimension Promotion: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen! Your fans have exceeded the 50,000 mark!"]
Seeing this WeChat message, Chen Yu was so excited that he felt no sleepiness at all.
[Chen Yu: "When will the rewards be sent out?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Can you receive it in your current situation? If so, I will send it to you."]
[Chen Yu: "Yes, yes! Absolutely!"]
[Overtime Promotion: "Are you sure it's OK?"]
[Chen Yu: "Fah! What's so uncertain about this?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay, it is being transmitted to you, please pay attention to receive it."]
As this message fell, a far larger space-time wormhole suddenly appeared in the bedroom than before!
"thump!"
The huge white box fell heavily to the ground, sending dust flying everywhere and making the windows buzz.
A big hole was made in the floor.
Chen Yu: "..."
[Chen Yu: "Did you destroy my floor?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "I have reminded you repeatedly and asked you if you can accept it."]
[Chen Yu: "But you didn't say you would smash my floor?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "I have reminded you repeatedly and asked you if you can accept it."]
[Chen Yu: "Did you do it on purpose?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "(Smile)"]
Pressing the screen hard to exit WeChat, Chen Yu felt sad and happy for a long time and sighed.
"I can only hide it from my parents and find someone to repair the floor..."
Walking to the big white box, Chen Yu tore off the seal, opened the lid, and looked at the technologically advanced blue metal box inside. The annoyance caused by the damaged floor was quickly replaced by excitement and joy.
"My girlfriend..."
Rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu didn't know what came to mind, and his face turned red for a rare moment.
"This should be a button."
After glancing anxiously, he found the transparent button directly above the blue metal box and pressed it hard.
"Beep—"
Accompanied by a crisp electronic synthesized sound, the front cover of the blue metal box slowly slid to the left.
"Hiss!"
Waves of white mist sprayed out in all directions, and the gap between the box lid and the box body became wider and wider, gradually revealing the figure inside...
"Come out, my baby...?!"
Seeing the increasingly clear figures in the box, Chen Yu's expression changed from excitement, to shyness, to confusion, to shock, to fear...
This "love partner simulation robot" turned out to be a muscular two-meter strong man!
"Uh-huh!"
The strong man opened his eyes fiercely, a pair of black pupils staring straight at Chen Yu, his muscles squirmed, and his mouth opened and closed: "Hello! Mr. Chen Yu, I am your love partner simulation robot. Let's start a wonderful love. Bar."
Chen Yu: "... Where is my knife?"
"What are you looking for? Do you need my help?" The robot straightened up and said in standard Mandarin.
"Just wait a moment."
Turning around, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and typed quickly.
[Chen Yu: "Come out."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with this love partner simulation robot?"]
[Chen Yu: "I'm so satisfied with this hammer! Why is it a man? Damn it?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "You didn't emphasize gender?"]
[Chen Yu: "You are already a love robot! Do you still need to emphasize this gender?! Are you mentally retarded?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Love robots are not breeding robots. Why should we care about gender?"]
[Chen Yu: "I'm really really curious about the culture of your future people."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, you don't have to worry about gender. If you like women, there are replaceable accessories in the package, you can match them as you like."]
[Chen Yu: "...I...you are going to lose me."]
"Hello, Mr. Chen, let me introduce myself. My name is Xiao Taohong. Do you want me to clean up the housework for you?" At this time, the simulation robot in the box walked flexibly behind Chen Yu and said "gently".
"Get out!" Chen Yu turned around and pointed at the blue metal box: "Go back and lie down and pretend it's not opened."
"OK."
[Chen Yu: "Change! I want to change!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "The product has been delivered and cannot be returned or exchanged normally."]
[Chen Yu: "I don't care! This is your fault at work! It must be changed!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you dissatisfied with this product?"]
[Chen Yu: "Not satisfied!! I want to change!!!"]
[Overtime promotion: "Large-scale space-time wormholes cannot be opened frequently. If you want to replace it, we can only deliver it to you three days later."]
[Chen Yu: "It's okay in three months. Take this Titan away quickly."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Are you sure you want to change? Think again. Xiao Taohong will be sad."]
[Chen Yu: "Fuck grandma's little peach! If it doesn't go away, I will become Xiaojuhong. Change!"]
[Overtime promotion: "Okay. This will open the space-time wormhole for you. Please put the love companion robot and the robot sleep box into the wormhole."]
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu walked to the blue metal box and looked at Xiao Taohong.
Xiao Taohong also looked at Chen Yu, her chest muscles trembling...
"Mr. Chen, do you want to abandon me?"
"I'm not abandoning you, I'm asking you to let me go."
"Is it because I am male?" Xiao Taohong looked aggrieved.
"No, no, no." Chen Yu waved his hands repeatedly: "It's my fault that I don't belong to women. You can leave, you won't be happy here."
"Oh." Xiao Taohong sighed heavily and closed her eyes: "I hope we can meet again. Goodbye."
Chen Yu reached out and pushed the box without moving at all: "Brother, please go to bed later and help me put the box into the wormhole, and then go in yourself..."
…
Gently, Xiao Taohong left.
It would be better for it to come with a bang.
With a wave of muscle, only the sunken floor is left...
Sitting at the desk, Chen Yu picked up the phone, his thumb flying.
[Chen Yu: "Here?"]
[Overtime Promotion: "[Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here for the moment, please contact me later."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Later."]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
[Overtime Promotion: "Do you have any questions?"]
[Chen Yu: "It was sent, have you received it?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Received."]
[Chen Yu: "This reward is very important to me, so I have to personally intervene. Before delivery, show me the appearance and figure of the robot."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay."]
As soon as the message dropped, the other party immediately sent ten photos.
Chen Yu only took one look and felt cold all over.
[Chen Yu: "I knew it! I knew you would cheat me! Is this all Qiao Biluo?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Qiao Biluo? Who is that?"]
[Chen Yu: "I want beautiful women! Big beauties! Don't want tanks!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “Aren’t these simulation robots beautiful?”]
[Chen Yu: "... Do you have any misunderstanding about the word beauty?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Men are beautiful when they are strong and tall, and women are plump and fair."]
Chen Yu didn't bother to beep with the other party, and directly sent a photo of the school beauty that he secretly collected.
[Chen Yu: "That's what I want."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "I disagree with this kind of aesthetic. Ancient people were too terrible."]
[Chen Yu: "You people in the future are not only scary, but also pitiful."]
(End of chapter)