"I am your love partner simulation robot. Let's start a wonderful love."
"Uh... ok..."
Chen Yu seemed to have been absorbed into his soul. He stretched out his hands in a daze and moved closer to the girl's chest.
But when these hands were about to touch the girl's single clothes, their hands were like lightning, and they suddenly grabbed Chen Yu's elbow and gave it a hard squeeze!
"Crack."
The arm was dislocated.
Chen Yu lowered his head, looked at the deformed elbow, and his eyes widened.
The girl raised her head, looked at Chen Yu's deformed elbow, and her eyes widened.
Chen Yu: "..."
Girl: "..."
Chen Yu: "Ah!"
Chen Yu fell backwards, covering his painful elbow, opening his mouth and shouting at the top of his lungs: "Ah! He's dead!"
"Mr. Chen Yu, what's wrong with you?" The girl straightened up and asked with a worried look on her face.
"You...what did you say?! My hand was broken by you!"
"This..." The girl clicked her index finger in grievance: "You will attack anyone who asks you to come up. Under the self-defense procedure, I can't control myself."
"You...you are a love robot! Why the hell do you have a self-defense program?!"
"Sorry! (> 3 <)"
The girl pouted her little mouth, and her delicate face was so cute. Chen Yu hesitated immediately. His dislocated elbow seemed to be less painful. He subconsciously stretched his head to get closer to the white and tender face.
"Snapped!"
"thump."
Then he was slapped hard and fell to the ground.
Chen Yu: "..."
Girl: "Are you okay?"
"..." Chen Yu's body trembled slightly in anger. After a while, he staggered up, took out his mobile phone, and pressed the screen "bang bang".
[Chen Yu: "Where are the people?! Come out!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, do you need any help?"]
[Chen Yu: "I want to return the goods!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Aren't you satisfied with your appearance and figure?"]
[Chen Yu: "It's not about appearance! This robot has a bug! It won't let me touch it! It even injured me. You must be responsible!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, why are you touching it? If you touch it at will, of course it will fight back."]
[Chen Yu: "??? It's my simulation robot, why can't I touch it?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "You have just met. It would be too impatient to have close contact directly. It will reduce your favorability."]
[Chen Yu: "A doll still needs to be treated well?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Of course. A love partner is not a 'love' partner. If you don't cultivate love, what do you call a love partner?"]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu looked confused, stared at the robot girl for a moment, and continued typing.
[Chen Yu: "Are you kidding me?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, is there anything else you need help with?"]
[Chen Yu: "...can you directly increase the favorability level?"]
[Overtime Promotion: "According to the Earth Alliance Artificial Intelligence Rights Protection Law, Chapter 2, Article 73, those who maliciously modify the thinking program of artificial intelligence will be subject to a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 25 years but not more than 50 years. In serious cases, , will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not less than fifty years but not more than one hundred and twenty years."]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Warm reminder, the Earth Alliance Artificial Intelligence Rights Protection Law, Chapter 1, Article 19, abandoning, abusing, bullying, and insulting artificial intelligence will be punished with a term of more than eighty years and not more than one hundred and eighty years. imprisonment."]
Looking at the shocking row of numbers, Chen Yu decisively logged out of WeChat, put down his phone, and looked at the girl robot: "Did I bring a father back?"
The girl blinked: "Mr. Chen, is there anything you need from me?"
"Can you run away from home?"
"From the moment I opened my eyes and saw you, I belonged to you and I will never leave."
"Please let me go!"
"Mr. Chen, are you going to abandon me..." The girl looked pitiful.
Hearing this, Chen Yu was shocked and shook his head repeatedly: "Don't dare!"
The girl robot immediately turned her worries into joy: "I knew Mr. Chen would never abandon me again."
"...Wait a minute..." Chen Yu raised his head in astonishment and stared directly at the girl: "Why...why do you need to add the word 'again'?"
"Because..." The girl blushed: "You have abandoned me before."
"???"
"I'm Xiao Taohong!" The girl stamped her foot, and a hole was instantly created on the floor.
“…”
"I have said it all, from the moment I opened my eyes and saw you, I belong to you and will never leave. For this reason, I changed my body accessories and I can finally see you again." Xiao Taohong smiled. Very happy.
And Chen Yu's widened eyes seemed to be looking at a muscular devil.
"Do you like her current appearance?" Xiao Taohong turned smoothly in a circle, opened her arms, and her long hair fluttered: "There are many accessories included in the hibernation chamber. I can change the combination at will. I will give you the look you like. I have them all, I can give you any role you love."
"You...wait a moment, I want to be quiet."
Turning around, he moved to the window and looked at the ground below the 19th floor. Chen Yu was in a trance.
If the soul of a muscular man matches the body of a girl, is he (her, it) a muscular man or a girl...
"I*you MMP!"
Chen Yu is going crazy.
Xiao Taohong, who was standing motionless at the side, blinked her big eyes, and two red lights suddenly shot out from her pupils, scanning the startled Chen Yu from beginning to end.
"Mr. Chen, after my analysis, it seems that you are injured and need timely treatment."
After coming back to his senses, Chen Yu immediately pointed to his bent arm: "Isn't this obvious?! Do you still need to analyze it?"
Immediately afterwards, the ignored severe pain came again, and the pain made him sweat on his forehead: "You dislocated this, please help me put it back quickly."
Xiao Taohong shook her head: "I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, I don't have a professional emergency and bone setting program installed."
"So what's your procedure?"
"Self-defense counterattack procedures, fighting procedures, grappling procedures, and reconnaissance procedures."
"... Good job, so you are basically a combat robot!" Chen Yu roared.
"I am a love partner simulation robot." Xiao Taohong stepped forward and stared at Chen Yu's bent arm: "Although there is no professional bone-setting program installed, based on my limited human physiological information, I can also handle this slight dislocation. , not worth going to the hospital, not worth it.”
"Then why are you still stunned?!" Chen Yu quickly handed over his arm: "Hurry up and take it back to me, it hurts so much."
"Okay, it's my little Taohong's honor to serve Mr. Chen." Xiao Taohong's smile was as bright as a flower, and she stretched out her white and tender hands to grab Chen Yu's arms and squeezed them hard.
"Crack!"
Letting go, Xiao Taohong took a step back, her eyes wandering in panic: "It's worth it this time."
Chen Yu: "..."
Xiao Taohong: "Go to the hospital."
Chen Yu's body trembled again...
…
(Note: Thanks to the three partners "Prehistoric Boss Tian", "Reincarnation 10086", and "Tiandao, God's Will" for their 500 reward.)
(Note: Thank you for the 1,000 reward from my friends at Yuan Yuan Yuan Yuan Yuan Zi Yuan!)
(Note: I also want to thank my brother Meng who has always voted for me, thank you!)
(End of chapter)