Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 69: I'm really not strong

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"Your dislocation is a bit serious. Don't move it after I've connected it for you."

In the Second People's Hospital of Jinzhou City, the old doctor from the Department of Orthopedics put a sling on Chen Yu's fracture: "How did you do it? Did you get into a fight?"

"And the machine." Chen Yu was still angry.

"I've prescribed these two medicines for you. Take them on time and come to me for a review in a week."

"Okay, thank you, doctor."

"Let's go." The old doctor waved his hand: "Students should study hard, and there is no point in fighting and dawdling around."

Going downstairs and walking out of the gate of the second hospital, Chen Yu took out his cell phone with a dark face and sent a message to the salesperson of the Super Dimension Promotion Company.

[Chen Yu: "Can that simulation robot be recycled?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, what are you going to do? Unlike other high-tech products, artificial intelligence is not allowed to be recycled. But it can be replaced."]

[Chen Yu: "After the replacement, it's still Xiao Taohong, right?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "That's for sure. Accessories and bodies can be replaced, but artificial intelligence cannot be replaced, otherwise it will violate Chapter 1, Article 19 of the Artificial Intelligence Rights Protection Law."]

[Chen Yu: "But Xiao Taohong is just a trap, do you know?! I will be killed by it!"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, you can teach it. From the perspective of carbon-based organisms, Xiao Taohong is just a toddler who has just been born. It can learn from you."]

[Chen Yu: "Learn from me? Then wouldn't I die faster?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Actually, Mr. Chen, you still have advantages."]

[Chen Yu: "What are the advantages?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Self-Knowledge."]

[Chen Yu: "... If I want to complain to you, what steps should I take?"]

[Super Dimension Promotion: "Live until 4552 when the Super Dimension Promotion Company was established. Complaints to the Kuiper Belt Super Dimension Promotion Headquarters are handled by the department. My job number is 23333."]

"well."

Sighing, Chen Yu felt even worse. He turned off his phone and walked towards home.

Along the way, the optically invisible watch kept vibrating to remind him that someone was following him, but Chen Yu didn't care. He's used to it.

When I got home, as soon as I opened the security door, billowing black smoke came out!

Chen Yu was startled, thinking there was a fire in his home, so he crawled into the kitchen, the source of the smoke, and saw Xiao Taohong holding a pot in her left hand and a spatula in her right hand, frantically stir-frying.

Even the iron shovel was bent.

Step by step, Chen Yu looked Xiao Taohong up and down: "Where are the land mines?"

"I'm making your favorite love lunch for Mr. Chen." Xiao Taohong gently pulled back her burnt bangs and smiled sweetly and happily.

"Give me my favorite big mouth." Chen Yu turned off the gas stove and said with a cry: "Hero, spare your life, you have almost torn down the kitchen, I will die when my mother comes home. "

"It's okay." Xiao Taohong ran into the bathroom and took out a broom: "I will clean it up!"

With that said, Xiao Taohong picked up the broom and swept up the broken glass on the kitchen floor, and then accidentally knocked over the thermos bottle on the kitchen counter.

"Wow."

With a loud noise, the thermos bottle broke into pieces and boiled water flowed all over the floor.

"Eh?" Xiao Taohong turned around and said, "Why are the scans getting more and more?"

"..." Chen Yu shook his lips and took a deep breath to calm down: "Xiao Taohong, you'd better come out. Let's calm down and have a good talk."

"Are you in love?" Xiao Taohong threw the broom away and covered her face.

"We can talk about anything, you come out first."

"Um!"

They came to the living room one by one, sat on the sofa and looked at each other. Chen Yu was the first to speak.

"2020 is not the future. Nothing is strong, including me." Chen Yu pointed to his hanging right arm: "I am not strong either. Whatever you do in the future, you must be more gentle."

"I know!" Xiao Taohong nodded.

"By the way, are you a boy or a girl?"

"Artificial intelligence for service types like mine are neutral, and there is no bisexuality like carbon-based organisms."

"Oh." Chen Yu touched his neck. After a while, he asked another question: "I heard that you can connect to the network. Is it the Internet? How to connect? Wireless or plug-in interface?"

"Mr. Chen, the lowest network I can connect to is Future Network. The ancient Internet Protocol Suite cannot connect. Our systems are not compatible."

"Can't connect to the Internet?"

"Yes."

"Then what's the use of you?"

Xiao Taohong bit her lip: "I'm just a love companion robot, I can bring you love. And the low-level Internet level is limited, I can master it through learning."

"Don't mention love! We will never have love in our lives! But you are pretty good as a programmer." Chen Yu's eyes lit up.

"Yes. But I need to learn."

"Studying is no problem! I will take you out in a while, find you a place to live alone, and buy you a few books and a computer with Internet access. You can learn programming knowledge and also learn how to do it in ancient times. how to live."

"No!" Xiao Taohong refused decisively: "I don't want to leave you."

"It's inconvenient for you to be at home. I still have parents and three younger sisters. I'm even being monitored by some people. I can't let them discover you." Chen Yu said earnestly.

"No. I will be optically invisible, so no one can see me."

"Invisible?"

"Yes." Xiao Taohong nodded, her eyes flashed, and her whole person disappeared instantly...

Except for clothes.

Chen Yu held his forehead: "There are still clothes."

"Tear!"

The unlined garment instantly shattered.

"This way there will be no more."

Chen Yu: "..."

Three seconds later, Xiao Taohong appeared, with her hands on her hips proudly: "This way you won't be discovered, right?"

"Uh-huh… "

Seeing Chen Yu's glaring look, the chip in Xiao Taohong's brain began to calculate, and she slapped Chen Yu to the ground with a flick of her hand.

"Hate! What are you looking at?!"

"Chen Yu, what's wrong with your arm?"

The Chen family crowded at the dining table to eat dinner, and Chen's mother frowned and asked.

"It's dislocated. It was caused by playing basketball." Chen Yu answered vaguely while eating with his left hand.

"Did other classmates touch it for you?"

"No, it was a dunk."

"Dunk?" Father Chen raised his head and said in surprise: "Awesome, son! You can also dunk..."

"Snapped."

Before she finished speaking, Mother Chen hit Father Chen on the head with her chopsticks: "Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! How can you still be awesome when your son is injured like this?!"

"You're playing basketball, it's normal to get a little injured." Father Chen covered his head and looked at Chen Yu: "Son, when you recover from your injury, give me a show."

"no problem."

"You can also dunk. Your athletic talent is really good. Follow me."

"Whatever?" Mother Chen curled her lips contemptuously: "I haven't seen you play football when you were young. When you run, you look like a girl with bound feet, and you fall down when you hit her."

Chen's father was dissatisfied: "That's diving! What do you know? It's a football tactic!"

"Yeah." Mother Chen took a bite of food and said, "Falling with the cheerleaders."

Father Chen: “…”

"Ha ha ha ha… "

The kitchen was filled with cheerful laughter.

"Mom, why do you know so well?" Chen Yike asked curiously.

"I was the cheerleader who knocked him down."

"Hahahahaha..."

Outside the kitchen, the invisible Xiao Taohong looked at the laughter and joy of the Chen family, her eyes blurred.

In the future, with asexual reproduction, the substantial increase in human lifespan, and the prevalence of celibacy culture, the concept of family love has completely disappeared, and there will never be such a warm scene like the Chen family...

"What are human beings pursuing from ancient times to the future?"

The chip in Xiao Taohong's brain is running rapidly...

(End of chapter)