As soon as the box is opened, the first thing that comes into view is a thick product manual.
After taking the manual away, there is a metal box similar to a toolbox underneath. Through the glass cover of the box, you can see small tools of unknown purpose inside.
"What's this?"
Confused, he removed the instruction bag and opened the first page.
[Thank you for purchasing the children's educational toy series produced by Yuetu Company]
"Child... children's toy?"
After being stunned for a moment, he quickly took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message.
[Chen Yu: "You want me to review a children's toy?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes. Although it is only the lowest level of technology product, in order to apply for this product for you, I still owe a lot of people."]
[Chen Yu: "Are you serious?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "That's right. What's wrong, Mr. Chen?"]
"I… "
Chen Yu wanted to curse, but gave up. He picked up the manual and read it carefully.
Even if it is just a children's toy, it is a toy from the future time and space. There may be something inside it...
Sure enough, when he only flipped through three pages of instructions, he was frightened by the "Qiankun" inside this "children's toy", and his whole body instantly became cold.
"Gulu."
After swallowing, Chen Yu picked up the phone and typed with trembling thumbs.
[Chen Yu: "You told me this thing is a toy?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen."]
[Chen Yu: "Or a children's toy?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen. Any questions?"]
[Chen Yu: "Do the children in your future world all build nuclear bombs at home?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “…”]
[Chen Yu: "Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory! Is this the name of a children's toy?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please calm down. This product is mainly for children to understand elements and physics, and to increase their knowledge and hands-on ability. And there is a protective device inside the product, which will not cause radiation damage, nor will it cause random nuclear explosions." .do not worry."]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Please believe me! It's just a toy."]
[Chen Yu: "Can I exchange the goods?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Non-quality problems cannot be replaced, dear."]
"well."
Putting down his phone and holding the instruction manual, Chen Yu sighed and continued to read. The more he read, the more his tooth hurt.
Take a look at what's in here...
A Geiger-Mueller counter that measures radioactivity.
An electroscope that measures the electrical charge of an object.
Two scintillation mirrors for observing radioactive decay.
Two Wilson cloud chambers for observing particle trajectories and equipped with monitors.
A large protective cover.
An Alpha radioactive source made of lead-210 and polonium-210.
Beta source made of ruthenium-106.
Gamma radiation source made of zinc 65.
A circle of aluminum blocks.
A ring of uranium-238.
A polonium-beryllium pellet ball.
8 uranium ore specimens…
Oh my God, there is also a finger-sized cartridge case and a round detonating device thoughtfully included! Awesome.
It seems that in terms of population control technology, future civilization has indeed come to the forefront, starting directly from babies...
After struggling to read the thick instruction manual, Chen Yu sat on the floor and fell into deep thought.
He is rejoicing.
I'm glad that my choice to hide my identity last night was so, so correct.
He doubted that if there were a few more "crazy" product reviews like this, Bilibili might be in trouble...
"Let's write the copy first and try to finish shooting as soon as possible."
Electronic devices will leave traces. In order to prevent the possibility of leaking the identity, Chen Yu used pen and paper to write the copy and prepared to burn it after the shooting.
He knows his strengths and weaknesses, he doesn’t know how to host, and he’s also stupid with his mouth. There’s no need to write a lengthy introduction, just be concise and get to the point!
Therefore, in less than half an hour, the review copy was written. The whole is divided into four parts.
1. Unboxing the product.
2. Product introduction.
Three, operation demonstration.
Fourth, summary of the ending.
Taking the paper manuscript and reading it from top to bottom twice to make sure there were no wrong words or awkwardness, Chen Yu started to set the scene in a hurry.
First, push the bed under the window to create a large space. Then I found two large sheets and covered the walls and floor. Finally, large cardboard boxes were used to build a table.
A simple evaluation studio is completed...
"Bang bang bang!"
At this time, there was a sudden knock on the bedroom door, and Chen Yike shouted: "Brother! Are you demolishing the house inside? Are you making a fuss?"
"I'm working out! Don't knock on the door to disturb me!"
"I want to go in and have a look."
"No! Let's go! Don't disturb me."
"Bang bang bang!"
Chen Yike knocked on the door three more times: "Brother! You don't want to commit suicide, do you?"
"Pfft..."
Chen Yu almost choked on his own saliva.
"Brother! Open the door! Don't scare me!"
"Don't watch those stupid dramas from now on. I won't drive. Leave now."
"If you don't open the door, I'll break it down!"
Scratching his head irritably, Chen Yu walked to the door and threatened: "Do you still want Qiu You's money?"
"want."
"Walk!"
"good."
Hearing Chen Yike's leaving footsteps outside the door, Chen Yu walked back to his "studio", but before he could sit down, Chen Yike shouted again outside the door.
"Brother! There is no compensation for committing suicide by jumping off a building! Don't be stupid!"
"roll!!"
"Okay."
…
When everything was ready, Chen Yu put on a set of clothes that he did not commonly use, put on a Peking Opera mask, turned on the video recording function of the camera, and sat in silence in front of the camera.
“…”
“…”
He forgot his words.
Quickly picking up the copy and scanning it, Chen Yu took a deep breath, grabbed the box of "Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory" with both hands, and placed it on the evaluation table with a "bang".
"Hello, viewers, this is the first episode of the Super Dimension Review. The product we bring to you this time is a children's educational toy produced by Yuetu Company, the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory..."
"... You can now see the various experimental gadgets in the laboratory. Let me briefly explain, this is a scintillation mirror, used to observe radioactive decay... "
"...Then we put the uranium into the missile body according to the instructions, but we must first put on the spherical wave detonator... I emphasize again, this is a children's educational toy... "
…
Three hours later, the recording was completed.
More than two hours of these were filled with Chen Yu's various slips of the tongue and mistakes, with only more than 20 minutes of effective material. Through editing, it should be possible to synthesize a review video of about fifteen minutes.
But at this time, Chen Yu no longer cares about reviews...
He pulled his legs out from under the collapsed evaluation table, stood up holding on to the wall, and glanced at the messy atomic energy laboratory. He took off his mask and took out his cell phone with an extremely ugly expression.
[Chen Yu: "Here?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Here. What can I do, Mr. Chen?"]
[Chen Yu: “Didn’t you say you can’t use nuclear explosions?! Ah?!”]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "?"]
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