When the smoke slowly dissipated, Chen Yu opened his mouth in shock as if he had been struck by lightning.
Then he saw himself walking out of the dormant cabin wearing a long skirt, long hair shawl, and protruding breasts and buttocks.
"Do I look like me?" Xiao Taohong raised her arms slightly and spun around in a circle, revealing a pair of white shorts under her fluttering skirt.
"Ah... my eyes." Chen Yu covered his face in pain.
"I replaced my voice, so I can't recognize it, right?"
"You're the only one who can't recognize it, right?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed the face that was exactly like his own, and yelled: "What's the use of just changing the face?!"
"No...it doesn't matter. You can wrap your breasts with cloth."
"God damn it, wrap it up with cloth! What about your hair? Where's your butt? The skin color of your face and neck are different!"
Xiao Taohong's face was pulled back and forth like rubber by Chen Yu, and she said vaguely: "It's normal for hair to grow overnight."
"This is the 21st century! Nothing is normal!"
"Fart... just have more butt and skin color... wear more clothes..."
"Where's the hand?"
"wear gloves."
"Where's the neck?"
"Wear a scarf."
"Can't you replace all your bodies with male ones?"
"No, overall replacement can only be carried out in the future Teslay Company. Only partial replacement is supported in the dormant warehouse."
"... Then... Okay." Chen Yu let go, frowned and looked up and down at Xiao Taohong, and couldn't help but said: "I always feel so ugly!"
"Maybe it's because of this face." Xiao Taohong explained seriously.
Chen Yu: "..."
"I'm sorry, I made a mistake. It has nothing to do with your face."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Does that matter?" Xiao Taohong panicked and took a step back timidly.
"...Forget it." Chen Yu waved his hand feebly: "That's it. I'll take you to get a haircut and get a haircut like mine."
With that said, Chen Yu turned around and walked to the "portal in the star system", connecting the space to Los Angeles on the other side of the earth, pushed it open, and stepped out.
Xiao Taohong quickly followed.
It was dark night in Los Angeles at this time, enveloped in the breath of freedom, and the quiet sound of a needle dropping could be heard.
Street lights, dim.
A gust of night wind blew up, picking up plastic bags and drink bottles and hitting the homeless man in the distance, making him look a little depressed.
After taking Xiao Taohong around a few times, Chen Yu walked into a barber shop and said to the black man on the chair: "Cut her hair into a hairstyle like mine."
"Walter?" The black man stood up and looked at Chen Yu and Chen Yu up and down with his big belly.
"My English is not good, tell him to have a haircut like mine."
"good."
Xiao Taohong nodded, spread her hands, and spoke English for a while.
The black man's eyes widened and he began to chatter.
"Are you speaking English?" Chen Yu was confused: "What did you say?"
"He said I was ugly."
“…”
"They said I would be uglier if I cut my hair." Xiao Taohong added.
“…”
After standing there for a moment, Chen Yu turned around silently and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Take my golden middle finger."
…
Fifteen minutes later, the two returned to the bedroom at home.
Chen Yu took out his cell phone and checked the time. He immediately took off his coat and threw it to Xiao Taohong: "Hurry up, it's getting late. Let's go to the kitchen to eat first, then go to the exam, and change clothes quickly."
"good."
Xiao Taohong turned her back, took off her skirt, wrapped a long towel around her chest, and tied it tightly.
"squeak!"
Chen Yu's teeth hurt when he heard this: "You...don't you feel pain?"
"What is pain?" Xiao Taohong turned around in confusion.
"...No...nothing, you continue."
"oh."
Xiao Taohong was puzzled and didn't think too much. She put on Chen Yu's clothes, scarf, and gloves, wrapped them tightly inside and outside, and turned around: "Mr. Chen, does it look like this time?"
Chen Yu took a step back, touched his chin and looked carefully: "Hey, it's still a little interesting."
"Then I'll go to school now!" Xiao Taohong jumped up happily, picked up Chen Yu's schoolbag, put it on her back, and was about to push the door open and leave.
"Wait a minute, do you know where No. 6 Middle School is?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know where the exam room for my exam is?"
"have no idea."
"What are the teachers called? Which subjects are you taking?"
"I don't know." Xiao Taohong lowered her head: "I don't know what you are talking about. I am just a love robot..."
"Does this have something to do with whether you are a robot? You have to learn to be careful! Like me, there are rough things and fine things."
"I understand, it can be thick or thin."
"It's so rough and fine at the same time! Fuck!"
"There's fineness in the roughness." Xiao Taohong repeated.
"..." Chen Yu was silent. He suddenly felt that he could no longer look directly at this idiom in the future.
"Okay, let's skip this topic and talk about something else."
After finishing speaking, Chen Yu walked around Xiao Taohong and frowned: "It still feels a bit awkward."
"What's wrong? How about I tighten my breasts a little more?"
"...It has nothing to do with that, okay? Let's do this, you take two steps and take two steps with your legs."
"Is...is that so?" Xiao Taohong tentatively stepped forward and took two steps.
"Snapped!"
Chen Yu clapped his hands: "I understand! Your walking posture is not good. Just like a girl, walk openly and don't walk like a cat."
"Like this?" Xiao Taohong opened her splayed legs and took two majestic steps.
"You'll get beaten if you leave like this..."
"What about this?" Xiao Taohong changed her walking posture again.
"Well... it's okay, it's almost done." Chen Yu looked at the time on his phone again, pulled Xiao Taohong over, and said seriously: "The Sixth Middle School is not far from here. Go downstairs and walk to the left along the sidewalk. You will pass by. A kindergarten, a primary school and a middle school, then turn left and walk through two traffic lights... "
After talking about everything in detail for ten minutes, Chen Yu picked up the water glass and drank it down in one gulp, clearing his throat: "Ahem. Do you remember everything I said?"
"remember."
"Then you go ahead. This time my exam is not in a private room, but with my classmates, so you should talk less and pretend that your voice is broken."
"clear!"
"Today's test is physics and chemistry. You should write according to the handwriting I taught you just now. Write all the questions regardless of whether you know it or not. Fill up the paper and we will find an opportunity to revise it."
"clear!"
"Don't do weird things! Don't let me off the hook!"
"Understood! Absolutely not!" Xiao Taohong promised, patting her chest.
"I always feel uneasy about you."
"Don't worry, Mr. Chen, Xiao Taohong is very stable. I'm thick and thin now."
"It can be thick or thin! No, it's rough and thin!"
"Yeah, yeah, there's some roughness and fineness."
“…”
Carrying her schoolbag, Xiao Taohong opened the bedroom door and walked into the kitchen to wait for breakfast.
As a robot, she just needs to recharge. So she planned to fake eat this meal, and then secretly vomit it out when she got to school.
"Why are you wearing such thick clothes at home?" Mother Chen looked at Xiao Taohong up and down while holding the plate: "Are you cold?"
"Um."
"Did you kick off the quilt at night? That's right!"
"Um."
"Should!"
"Um."
Mother Chen walked out of the kitchen with an ugly face, took out the medicine box from the drawer in the living room, found a plate of cold capsules, returned to the kitchen, took two pills, and popped them directly into Xiao Taohong's mouth.
"eat!"
Xiao Taohong: "..."
"Drink!" Mother Chen took another glass of water.
Xiao Taohong: "..."
"Drink! Then what are you watching me do?" Mother Chen frowned.
"No." Xiao Taohong took the water glass, was silent for a while, and whispered: "It's good to be a human being..."
…
In the locked bedroom, Chen Yu lay on the floor and sighed softly when he heard Xiao Taohong leaving the door.
"I hope she won't cause trouble for me..."
Standing up, Chen Yu sat back on the bed, looking forward, quietly waiting for nine o'clock to arrive.
Twenty-one minutes later, at nine o'clock in the morning, a rotating space-time wormhole suddenly appeared in mid-air in the bedroom!
"coming."
…
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