"waste!"
"A complete piece of trash!"
"You can't eat enough! You can't do anything! I asked you to send your dick to a class and forget to pick it up! What else can you do? Why didn't I forget about you in the first place?"
In the Chen family's living room, Chen Yu and Chen Yike sat on the sofa and accepted their mother's scolding without daring to refute.
Chen Erke, who was holding iced black tea, and Chen Sanke, who was holding his fingers, both looked very happy.
"It won't happen next time." Chen Yu raised his hand.
"Next time? Do you want a next time?" Mother Chen said angrily: "If the teacher hadn't called me, I wouldn't have even remembered your wedding day! How dare I let you give it away?"
"Pfft... hahaha."
Chen Yike, who was standing next to Chen Yu, couldn't help laughing, and then quickly held it back. But Mother Chen's firepower had already been transferred.
"You're still laughing? How can you have the nerve to smile? It's understandable that your brother has always been careless, but you, a girl, are so careless? Your own sister can forget it, but you still have the nerve to laugh?!"
"Ha ha."
As the "victim" Chen Erke couldn't help but laugh. As a result, Mother Chen's firepower shifted again!
"I'm lecturing them instead of lecturing you? Are you happy? Your brother didn't come to pick you up. How could you stupidly stand outside and wait for an hour and a half? The northwest wind is so delicious? Don't you know how to call the teacher? I can't remember his phone number Come on, can’t you remember the three numbers 110? I finally found a restaurant, and I just washed a plate and ran away because of you. Can the boss still use me? "
"Cack-clack-ge..."
The one who laughed this time was Chen Sanke. After laughing a few times, he quickly shut up, took two steps back, and explained awkwardly: "I...I'm still young."
"..." Mother Chen stared at Chen Sanke and nodded: "Okay, you are still young, wait until you grow up."
As soon as she finished speaking, Mother Chen picked up her wallet, gave the "fourth young master of the Chen family" a fierce look, and turned to leave.
"Mom, where are you going?" Chen Yike shouted worriedly: "Isn't the boss no longer using you?"
"I'm going to pay the electricity bill!"
"Didn't you hand it in this morning?"
"Forgot!" Mother Chen shouted two words, and then closed the security door forcefully.
Chen Yu: "..."
Chen Yike: "..."
Chen Erke: "..."
Chen Sanke: "..."
After Chen's mother left, the four people in the family looked at each other and dispersed, each busy with his own business.
One Ke memorizes words, two Ke draws pictures, and three Ke watches two Ke draw pictures...
Chen Yu returned to his bedroom, locked the door, pulled out the uranium-235 atomic energy laboratory under the bed, and studied how to deal with this thing.
Although "Super Dimension Promotion" has said that it will not emit radiation, it is not afraid of 10,000, just in case. Technology products are never accurate.
A company as big as Three Stars still mixes up bombs and batteries? Both customers were dissatisfied.
For sale, it cannot be sold.
It’s not easy to give away.
Throwing it away casually is committing suicide.
It has no value for personal use. Leaving it at home will sooner or later cause trouble.
This made Chen Yu feel a little troubled.
After frowning and thinking for a long time, he felt that it was really difficult for him to handle, so he took out his mobile phone and contacted his salesperson.
[Chen Yu: "Are you there?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: For you, Mr. Chen, I am always online.]
[Chen Yu: "Are you a boy or a girl? Can you stop being so ambiguous? I'm getting goosebumps all over my body."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, I am a woman."]
[Chen Yu: "Oh, tell me then. I quite like hearing it."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "...What can I do for you?"]
[Chen Yu: "I want to ask a question."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please tell me."]
[Chen Yu: "If I don't use the technology products you sent me and it's not convenient for me to throw them away, can I return them to you?"]
[Overtime Promotion: "The products you have reviewed can be recycled if they are no longer needed."]
[Chen Yu: "Recycling? Do you have money?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “No money.”]
[Chen Yu: "What is recycling without money?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Although there is no money, we will give you some small gifts according to the value of the product."]
[Chen Yu: "What kind of gifts are they?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Is the product you want to return a uranium-235 atomic energy laboratory?"]
[Chen Yu: "Do I have any other products?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay, I will ask you now, please wait."]
As soon as the words "please wait" appeared, the other party's next WeChat message was sent.
[Super Dimension Promotion: "The Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory is valuable. We can give you one of the following three small gifts in return."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "One: Polar mountain spring water; Two: Nutrient mineral water; Three: Extraterrestrial refined drinking water."]
[Chen Yu: "How the hell can I change three bottles of water?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "It's a bottle, Mr. Chen."]
[Chen Yu: "You guys are making a lot of money, aren't you?"]
The other party did not reply to the text, only sent a smiling emoticon.
[Chen Yu: "Then tell me the differences between these three bottles of water. The water in the future time and space should have special effects, right?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Polar mountain spring water is collected from Antarctic ice caves. Nutrient mineral water is pure water added with a variety of vitamins and mineral nutrients. Extraterrestrial drinking water is extraterrestrial. The moisture inside the meteorite is purified water that has been sterilized and refined."]
[Chen Yu: "...So, it's really just three bottles of ordinary water?"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen. Which one do you want to choose?"]
[Chen Yu: "I won't choose either one! Why don't I change my career?!"]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, please understand. Put yourself in your shoes, what is the value of your expensive BB machine in the last century?"]
[Chen Yu: "Don't tell me it's useless! Just change it to a bottle of water? I'd rather take that laboratory into a coffin."]
Human beings are so strange.
At first, Chen Yu only thought that the other party could solve the "junk".
But when the other party is willing to exchange "something", he feels that the "thing" is not good...
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Then please wait a moment. I will apply for you again and see if I can change it to something you like."]
[Chen Yu: "If it's still water, you don't need to apply."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Mr. Chen, you don't know something. Non-synthetic natural water will be a more precious drink in the future, and the price is not low."]
[Chen Yu: "But I don't need it."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "Okay, please wait a moment."]
[Overtime promotion: "According to your possible needs, new gift applications have arrived. One: shorthand auxiliary headband; two: micro-kinetic basketball shoes; three: precise positioning slingshot."]
As soon as he saw the names of these three gifts, Chen Yu's eyes lit up and he typed immediately.
[Chen Yu: "These three things are good! Let me introduce them."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: "In terms of price, these three gifts are not as good as the previous three bottles of water. I think you should choose those waters."]
[Chen Yu: "I don't want you to feel it, I want what I feel."]
[Super Dimension Promotion: “…”]
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