Night, one o'clock in the morning.
In the physics substitute office on the fifth floor of the main teaching building of No. 6 Middle School, a wooden door suddenly appeared out of thin air in the corner of the east wall.
"Squeak..."
The wooden door slowly opened, and a small head stuck out from the crack in the door.
It's Xiao Taohong.
She looked left, right, up, down... then looked left, right, up, down, then left, right again...
"boom."
Chen Yu raised his foot and kicked her out. Veins popped out on his forehead: "Why don't you go in?"
"Didn't Mr. Chen ask me to be cautious..." Xiao Taohong timidly covered her head.
"I kicked your butt, why are you covering your head?"
"oh."
Hearing this, Xiao Taohong quickly covered her butt and secretly glanced at Chen Yu.
"Don't waste time. The teachers are all on holiday on Sunday, and the physics and chemistry exam papers have not been graded. Quickly find my paper, finish correcting it and go back to bed."
"good."
The two walked into the office and started checking according to the examination room number, and soon found the examination paper box in the examination room where Chen Yu was located.
Taking out a stack of papers, Chen Yu concentrated his energy and quickly flipped through the upper left corner, looking for the test paper with the name "Chen Yu" written on it.
After five minutes, the paper turned to the last page, and Chen Yu looked up in confusion.
"Have you found it?" Xiao Taohong asked.
"No? Did the teachers take away the single batch?"
"Did you skip it? Let's read it again."
"Um."
Chen Yu nodded and started flipping through page after page again, at a much slower pace.
“…”
When he flipped through half of it from top to bottom, he pulled out a paper in confusion, pointed at the name in the upper left corner, and looked at Xiao Taohong: "What...what's going on with this name?"
Xiao Taohong came forward and took a look: "Is there any question about your name?"
"Crack, crash, crash... bang!"
Chen Yu rolled the paper into a roll and slapped Xiao Taohong on the head: "You idiot! You idiot! You are replacing me! Is it wrong to write your own name?!"
"Ah?" Xiao Taohong took a step back, stared and covered her mouth: "So it can still be done like this!"
"Snapped!"
Raising his arm again, he hit Xiao Taohong on the head with the paper. Chen Yu roared: "I should say this, right?! How can you still do this?!"
"Yes...I'm sorry, I didn't expect this. I'm just a love robot..."
"Snapped!"
"Aren't you capable of being thick or thin?"
"Snapped!"
"Isn't it going well?"
"Snapped!"
"Did you agree not to let go of the chain?"
"Pa bang bang..."
"Stop shooting." Xiao Taohong scratched the top of her head: "I don't mind, but the paper will be damaged."
"ha… "
Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu tried to calm down: "You will make me very passive if you are so cheating. I have known for a long time that you are unreliable, but you are so unreliable."
"Yes... I'm sorry, I won't dare to do it next time."
"There will be no next time! Just keep writing code! Baldness is your only way out."
With that said, Chen Yu sat down on the teacher's chair, unfolded the paper, took out correction fluid and a ballpoint pen to change his name, and was ready to continue correcting the mistakes, but after just reading a few questions, he couldn't hold the pen...
"Come on, come here." He raised his fingers tremblingly.
"Chen...Mr. Chen, do you have any questions?"
"The first question asks you to choose the correct option. You fill in the question 'Why don't you fly?' I won't go into details. Answer the second question... Are you toxic?"
"Answer the second question..." Xiao Taohong raised her head and looked at it, wondering: "I...did I answer it wrong? I am very confident about this question."
"... Ask, a dog crosses the road, a high-speed vehicle suddenly brakes, and the passengers in the car lean forward. What is the principle? Your answer: The passenger wants to see if the dog is dead, which is the principle of curiosity. Damn... "
Chen Yu picked up the paper and slapped Xiao Taohong on the head: "You are so confident?! Don't write questions you don't know!"
"Answer...is the answer wrong..."
"I won't go into this question anymore. Let's go back to the multiple-choice question and ask, what was the earliest wireless communication method? I'll give you four options below. If you don't choose beacon, drumming, flying pigeons, etc., you can write ' Is Tuomeng sick?"
Xiao Taohong: "..."
"There is also a 0.5KG ball that bounces off the floor with a height of 4CM. How did the other party know? When asked about the pulling force of a trolley, which is a big question about mechanical energy, you answered that the trolley can't hold that much, and you even drew a truck. The science truck is loaded with too much, you..."
Xiao Taohong: "..."
"Answer the question carefully! Why are you bothering with all this nonsense? The whole article is full of answers like this! How can I change it?!"
"Tear!"
With that said, Chen Yu tore off the test paper, rolled it into a small ball and put it in his pocket: "Bring me a new one. There must be one in the office. I will write it again."
"Aren't you going to change it?"
"Change your grandma's legs! Get it quickly!"
"oh oh… "
…
At the same time, on the top of a multi-story building dozens of meters apart outside the office window, a figure slowly put down a high-powered telescope, and disappeared into the shadows under the cover of night...
…
When one person and one machine returned home, it was already half past two in the morning.
Chen Yu dragged his tired body and lay straight on the bed without saying a word, not even bothering to take off his clothes.
"Mr. Chen, how about Xiao Taohong go to school for you tomorrow? You can sleep well at home."
"I will let you go one day when I have lived enough. Until then, just stay at home and program. I have seen through you. You are not suitable for dealing with anything other than computers."
"I am a love robot, and love is my strength."
"You're not bad at taking a beating either."
Xiao Taohong lowered her head and said in frustration: "Sorry, my chip does not integrate other skills and cognition."
"...Forget it, I'm going to bed and go write code. I should also thank you today for helping me a lot."
"Hey!" Hearing this, Xiao Taohong immediately changed her face and showed a bright smile: "I was praised, my love level is +20!"
"...Made is mentally retarded."
Chen Yu grabbed the quilt and covered his face.
Xiao Taohong stood there, looked at Chen Yu with a smile, then walked to the desk and quickly started coding.
Ye Shen, the person is quiet, only the lines of characters in front of her can keep her from being "cold."
"Bah bang bang."
"Bah bang bang."
"Pa bang bang…"
Time passes in the sound of keyboard tapping.
After an unknown amount of time, Chen Yu suddenly lifted the quilt, opened his eyes, and looked at the ceiling.
"Mr. Chen, have I disturbed you? How about I go to the warehouse."
"No, I simply can't sleep." Chen Yu raised his head and rested his arm on his head: "When your brain tells you to sleep, you don't sleep. It's too late if you want to sleep."
"What does it feel like to sleep?" Xiao Taohong wondered.
"I want to feel like I can't die." Chen Yu stood up and took off his coat, yawned, and lay down: "Use the bell to hypnotize me, and quickly fall into deep sleep."
"OK!"
Xiao Taohong walked to the bedside and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "The input efficiency of this laptop is too slow. If you have the opportunity in the future, buy a higher-tech device for your watch."
"You have to have spare points. There are too few points..."
"Then why don't you do extra live broadcasts to earn points?" Xiao Taohong asked.
“…”
Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes and looked at Xiao Taohong blankly. After a while, he turned his head and looked at the spiral ascending aircraft in the corner of the room...
…
(Note: Thanks to the two brothers "Yuan Yuan Yuan Yuan Zi Yuan" and "Liyi" for the reward!)
(End of chapter)