Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 92: The gentlest brother

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Chen Yu opened his eyes and stared at Xiao Taohong for a while, then turned his head and looked at the spiral ascending aircraft in the corner.

"Yeah, why don't I live stream extra to earn points?"

Xiao Taohong: "Yes."

Chen Yu: "Yes."

"That's right!"×2

Jumping out of bed, Chen Yu walked to the corner of the bedroom, picked up the propeller, carefully put it into the white box, and sealed it again.

"This is the review. I told the salesperson before that in addition to the formal live broadcast once a month, additional products can be purchased for review. I didn't realize that this additional live broadcast can also increase points, and I fell into inertial thinking. You missed 100 million!"

"Then do you want to broadcast live now?"

"It's early in the morning, not many people are watching. I'll review it tomorrow night." As he said that, Chen Yu put the box away, raised his wrist and swiped the watch screen, and clicked on the [Overtime Store] page.

It was past midnight, and all the products on the store shelves had been updated.

Before, he didn't have the courage to click in with only 1 point left. But now, he not only clicks in, but also prepares to make a consumption plan.

However…

[Recommended products of Super Dimension Store (refreshed at 0:00 every day)]

[Sorry, your points are only enough to pay the minimum tax, not enough to purchase any products. The store shelf is temporarily refreshed.]

Chen Yu: "..."

"Mad! You look down on the poor, don't you?!"

After exiting the [Super Dimension Store] page, Chen Yu lay down on the bed angrily: "Hypnotize me, I want to sleep."

"oh oh!"

Xiao Taohong quickly raised the hypnotic rattle: "What scene do you want?"

"The royal palace, wine ponds and meat forests, surrounded by guests and concubines."

Xiao Taohong: "..."

"hurry up."

After a moment of silence, Xiao Taohong raised the bell expressionlessly and shook it three times.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong..."

After the ringing, Chen Yu immediately fell into a half-asleep state.

"You saw the magnificent palace, with many eunuchs serving you..."

Chen Yu's eyes moved rapidly and he said vaguely: "Palace... eunuch... Bin... where is Concubine Bin..."

"With an order, Concubine Bin is here." Xiao Taohong shook the bell and started talking nonsense: "They marched in a neat queue, each with handsome appearance and strong muscles."

"Bin... Concubine Bin is not... not a man..."

"Concubine Bin is a man. Because you are the queen!" Xiao Taohong rang the bell.

"No... don't..." Chen Yu's body trembled violently, and his eyelids tried desperately to open.

"Okay, let's withdraw the scene. You are the emperor! With an order, the female guests and concubines are here! They lined up neatly and walked to you with shaking steps. They all look like jackals and are full of fat intestines."

"No...no...something's wrong..." Chen Yu's body trembled again.

"There's nothing wrong. You're going to sleep. Go to sleep and get into a deep sleep. When you wake up tomorrow, you will forget all this."

"No… "

"Go to sleep."

“…”

"Go to sleep."

"sleep… "

"Go to sleep!"

Xiao Taohong cheered and rang the bell frantically, forcing Chen Yu into a deep sleep, unable to resist anymore...

"Buzzing..."

Early the next morning, the vibration of the cell phone alarm woke Chen Yu up.

He opened his eyes drowsily and regained consciousness.

"Mr. Chen, good morning."

Xiao Taohong smiled at Chen Yu while typing on the keyboard.

"I seem to have had a nightmare..." Chen Yu covered his head: "But I can't remember what it was about."

"You may be too tired. Why don't you take a rest today and I'll go to school for you."

"… No."

After rubbing his face, Chen Yu got up and got out of bed, changed his clothes and left the bedroom. After washing up in the bathroom, he sat on the sofa in the living room and was lost in thought.

"What kind of nightmare did I have? Why do I have no memory at all?"

Puzzled, Chen Yu subconsciously picked up Chen Sanke's gold-plated milk bottle, unscrewed the cap, and took a sip of goat milk.

"Um?"

Smacking his lips, he felt that the taste of goat's milk was a bit strange. He immediately looked down and saw many small red pieces floating in the bottle.

"Is this... chili pepper?"

Chen Yu was shocked.

"What a cruel person! In order to prevent others from drinking secretly, you put chili pepper in it?! Then you can't drink it yourself?"

After being stunned for a long time, he shook the bottle, raised his head and drank it in one gulp.

These chili cubes are scary for children, but Chen Yu grew up eating spicy strips and is not scared at all.

"Gulu."

After swallowing the last mouthful of milk, Chen Yu chewed the chili cubes, twisted the bottle and put it back in place.

"You're still a kid, hahahahaha."

After smiling contentedly for a while, he suddenly had an idea, emptied the bottle, squeezed out a few drops of reddish goat's milk, smeared it on the sleeping Chen Erke's mouth and face, got up and left, hiding his merit and fame...

Half an hour later, Chen's mother got up and started cooking.

Chen Sanke was obviously worried and ignored her sleepiness. She got up with her mother, walked to the living room with clumsy steps and picked up her milk bottle.

"No more..."

Chen Sanke pursed her lips tremblingly, wanting to cry, but held back. Until she saw the reddish breast traces on the corner of Chen Erke's mouth...

"Wow!"

Chen Sanke burst into tears immediately, raised the bottle in his hand and hit Chen Erke on the head: "It's you!"

"Duang!"

There was a crisp sound, and Chen Erke was suddenly knocked awake. Before he could recover, he was dragged off the sofa by Chen Sanke.

"It's you! It's you! Stealing my milk! I just said I didn't eat it! Wow~~~"

"What?"

"Steal my breasts! Beat you!"

"Ah, it hurts! You are sick!"

"Thief! Beat you to death!"

"Mom! The third child hit me!"

"Mom! My sister is a thief!"

"You are the thief!"

"You are you are you are..."

After a disagreement, the two children immediately started fighting.

Chen Sanke was very strong, while Chen Erke was tall and fast. The two of them were half a catty to eight ounces, and they were at a 50-50 draw.

Chen Yu, who was lying behind the bedroom door, heard the noise coming from the living room and rubbed his hands in excitement.

When Chen's father, Chen's mother, and Chen Yike all came out to start a fight, Chen Yu came late and asked with a confused look: "What happened?"

"I don't know." Chen Yike rubbed his eyes: "I haven't woken up yet."

Chen's mother hugged Chen Sanke, and Chen's father held Chen Erke. The two adults reprimanded in unison: "Why are you fighting?"

"She stole my milk!" Chen Sanke wiped her tears in grievance and pointed at Chen Erke.

"I didn't!" Chen Erke waved his fist and cried: "She hit me for no reason!"

Chen Yu looked serious and patted the coffee table: "Tell me, which of you made the first move?"

"Her!" Chen Erke cried.

"Okay. Third child, come here." Chen Yu pulled Chen Sanke to the corner and whispered in her ear: "Second child, I support you! You have been wronged. Don't argue with the second child, she will just drink your milk. Are you ready? Brother will buy it for you."

"Brother..." Chen Sanke cried loudly, hugging Chen Yu's thigh and not letting go.

"Don't cry, brother loves you."

"Yeah! Brother is the best."

"good."

After comforting Chen Sanke, Chen Yu pulled Chen Erke to the corner and whispered in her ear: "Your sister is just taking advantage of her young age to run rampant at home. I don't believe you can steal things. I understand you best." Yeah, I’m wronged.”

"Brother..." Chen Erke cried loudly, hugging Chen Yu's thigh and not letting go.

"Don't cry. Where does it hurt? Brother, kiss it."

"Brother, you are so gentle."

"Be good. You are my favorite sister, so of course I am gentle to you." Chen Yu touched Chen Erke's head and secretly pointed at Chen Yike: "I think it might be your sister who framed you! She is the greediest."

"Yeah!" Chen Erke's eyes were filled with anger.

(End of chapter)