Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 95: Feitian Live (Part 2)

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Opening the lid of the box and taking out the propeller inside, Chen Yu lifted it up and showed it to the camera: "Since this is an additional review, the manufacturer and production year of this product will not be introduced."

"Looking at the appearance, everyone must have guessed its purpose. Yes, it is flying. And its name is the spiral ascension aircraft."

[It sounds ridiculous at first glance.]

[Flying to the sky is enough!]

[Personal aircraft? Is it available now?]

[What the hell? It’s actually started?]

[The news said that the typhoon in Seoul has really stopped! UP master is awesome!]

[Experts say the typhoon will stop before it makes landfall. The anchor obviously made a time difference to enhance the effect of the program.]

[dumbass! You believe whatever those monsters say, but if you don’t believe the facts, are you Tang Monk?]

[Please have some brains, please. The technology that cannot be researched by so many scientific research institutions around the world has been researched by the anchor? Is he so awesome that he still becomes a host? Why not go to heaven?]

[Isn’t this going to heaven...]

[Idiot blocked!]

[You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.]

[Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. I bet the authorities won’t be able to keep this secret for long. Sooner or later, the UP master will cause a sensation all over the world, and then it will slap the faces of the idiots.]

Amid the barrage, Chen Yu threw away the box and began a detailed introduction: "The method of use of this product is to install it on the top of the head. It can rotate with the human body, fly higher and higher, and rise and fall at will. The maximum take-off weight is 592 kilograms; The maximum flight speed is 260 kilometers/hour; the sea level climb rate is 11.5/second; the endurance time is 4 hours and 25 minutes.”

"In terms of energy, it consumes solar energy. In a sunny environment, the 50% full charge time is 1 hour. There is a built-in system called suspension buffering, which can offset the discomfort of the human body. Even under high-speed rotation, it will not It causes strong discomfort in the human body. But there is still slight discomfort. Don’t ask me how I know.”

With that said, Chen Yu put on the propeller, and with the help of Xiao Taohong, he quickly clamped the three frames and fixed his body.

"Next, I will show you how to operate this product. First, if you want it to fly, just say 'fly' in your mind... "

"Buzz!"

Before he finished speaking, the propeller spun wildly and took Chen Yu high into the sky...

[What the hell?]

[What the hell?]

[What the hell? Are people following suit?]

[? ? ?]

[? ? ? ? ?]

[Suddenly laughs.]

[I feel sad for no reason.]

[Is the host opening his mouth wide to ask for help?]

[Laughing wildly!]

[Look at how happy he is smiling... ]

[Come and save this child.]

[No one knows about me, the Flying King, right?]

[Can’t you catch up with me? La la la la la la!]

[A random ball of lucky brains is thrown out.]

As Chen Yu flew higher and higher, the invisible camera automatically tracked him and focused tightly on the spinning figure.

"I've been up to heaven~~~feeling~good~~~"

"Although it turns very quickly, I don't feel much discomfort. The only bad thing is the wind. Hiccup. I finally know what this product is for." No need for ~voice control~ anymore.”

"My king! Don't cheat!"

Xiao Taohong waved her hands and shouted: "It will damage the joints! Put your legs together quickly!"

Hearing Xiao Taohong's shout below, Chen Yu also felt some pain in his legs being pulled by centrifugal force, and quickly moved his legs together. Suddenly, it looked more like a top...

"As you can see, the speed of my rotation is much slower than that of the propeller. So I'm thinking, can this product make people stop spinning? I hope it can be changed in the future. Improve."

"Now, I'm trying to control the direction. I can change the direction at will as long as I say, say, east, west, north, south, etc. in my mind... Well, I suddenly discovered another problem."

"Where the hell are the southeast, northwest, and northwest?!"

[I'm going to laugh like crazy.]

[2333333.]

[Great Sage! Receive your magical powers!]

[Great Sage! Receive your magical powers!]

[Overall, it is still an excellent corpse-throwing artifact.]

[I have a bold idea!]

[If it flies when you pee, it will be very beautiful...]

[Don’t say it, there is a picture.]

After hovering in the air for a long time, Chen Yu slowly got the hang of the operation and tentatively flew back, forth, left, and right.

It turns out that Chen Yu does not need to observe the north, south, east and west. As long as he silently thinks about flying north, the spiral ascension aircraft will automatically move north under the induction of the built-in magnetic field. The speed can also be adjusted arbitrarily.

"As you can see, I am already somewhat proficient. The operation is much simpler than imagined, much easier than manual operation, and the experience is great."

[Suddenly envious.]

[I also want to play.]

[I’ve given it all to you, I want a female assistant.]

[Am I the only one paying attention to the cameraman? He is the most awesome, right?]

[Sunima! Actually live broadcast secretly? Missed 100 million.]

[The anchor broadcasts live on two platforms, Bilibili and Douyu? Isn't it illegal?]

[The number of people in the live broadcast room of Station B is already over 80,000.]

Under the attention of hundreds of thousands of viewers, Chen Yu "twirled" in the air for more than half an hour, and finally slowly landed with his feet on the ground.

"My king! You fly so well!" Xiao Taohong quickly ran up to help her.

"Um."

Chen Yu nodded, took off the propeller, and turned around: "Ugh..."

"vomit!"

"Ugh... cough cough cough..."

After retching for a while, Chen Yu straightened up, rubbed his eyes, and said: "About this aircraft, details..."

"Wang, the camera is over there."

"Oh." Chen Yu turned around: "About..."

"It's over here!" Xiao Taohong stretched out her hand, grabbed Chen Yu's head and twisted it.

"Bang bang."

Chen Yu: "...what sound?"

Xiao Taohong: "I don't know."

"All right."

Chen Yu didn't care, looked forward, and concluded: "About this aircraft, the detailed evaluation and usage experience have been presented to... ugh... to everyone. In summary, the performance is outstanding, no less than that of the current military Helicopter, but its convenience, compactness and high maneuverability are unparalleled."

"If in the future, each of us can fly around in the sky, no longer limited by gravity, and travel through space at will, what a science fiction picture it will be."

[Can not bear to look.]

[Science fiction ×! Sand sculpture√!]

[The picture is too beautiful to think about.]

[The UP owner actually broadcast live? Hahaha! Came just in time!]

[Same as above. What are you reviewing today?]

The dizziness in his head gradually disappeared. Chen Yu patted his forehead, straightened his mask, and amplified his voice: "Science is really interesting. Just through the evaluation of this little thing tonight, we will know that in the future, human beings will have a better understanding of nature and human nature." Science and knowledge are always full of childlike innocence. In fact, the real technological point of this product lies in the buffer system. Such high-speed rotation does not cause much harm to the human body. I can only say that it is good to be alive, what? You can see ghosts."

"So tonight's small review is coming to an end. Maybe there will be one or two small reviews before the official live broadcast. Let's wait and see. Of course, it's just a possibility."

"goodbye."

[I haven’t seen enough!]

[Can you fly into the city once? I want to see the public's reaction.]

[Same as above.]

[short!]

[short! +1]

[Short as always.]

[Can this flying device be used by cats?]

[Hahaha! Victory for the late night party! The UP host actually broadcast live? !]

[coming.]

[Has it started yet?]

[It has ended…]

(End of chapter)