"It's so nice to be calm."
Three weeks later, Saturday night.
Chen Yu was half lying on the sofa, holding a handful of playing cards in his hand, playing a landlord game with Chen Yike and Chen Erke.
Chen Sanke was picking up cards and acting as the referee.
"Three points, I want it."
After grabbing the last card, Chen Yu directly revealed his hole card.
6, 6, 6.
"Brother is cheating!" Chen Erke pouted dissatisfied.
"Why did I cheat?" Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.
"You're just cheating! You always win."
"That's because I have a high level of skill. How can I say I'm cheating?" Chen Yu put the three trump cards into his hand and said, "If you don't have enough crayons to lose, let the third child play."
"I'll do it, I'll do it!" Chen Sanke's eyes lit up, and he quickly ran under the sofa and took out a hidden bag of French fries: "I...I have so many bets."
"That's called a bet." Chen Yike corrected.
"bet."
"Okay." Chen Yu nodded: "Then come up."
"No!" Chen Erke tightened his grip on the playing cards: "I still have more than ten crayons, I can win them back."
"If you lose again, you lose. I won't buy it for you again."
"I can definitely win it back!" Chen Erke's cheeks puffed up, he pulled out a card and slapped it on the coffee table: "3!"
"You are not... a landlord, how can you play first?" As the referee, Chen Sanke did his duty.
"It doesn't matter." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Let her come out."
"I'm out." Chen Erke pointed to the poker on the coffee table: "A 3."
Chen Yu nodded and pulled out four poker cards: "Four 3's, bomb!"
Chen Erke: "..."
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?" Chen Yu asked.
"You're cheating!" Chen Erke's face suddenly turned red.
"Why are you cheating?"
"I just played a three, and you blew me up with a bomb! There's no such thing as this!"
"... That's OK, that's OK." Chen Yu took back the four 3s and replaced them with a J: "J, take care of it."
"Q." Chen Yike pressed a Q.
"Xiao Wang!" Chen Erke turned from anger to joy and said happily: "Do you want it?"
"Yes. Two kings bomb." Chen Yu threw out the big king and the little king: "It's the top. I'll go next, four jacks, okay?"
Chen Yike waved his hand and said with a bomb: "Four Qs."
Chen Erke: "..."
"Crushed to death, four K's."
"Bomb, four aces."
Chen Erke: "..."
"Bomb, two kings."
"You go out, you go out."
"10, J, Q, K, A."
"Bomb, four Q's."
"Bomb, four 2's."
Chen Erke: "..."
"It doesn't matter, just get out of here."
"Planes 44, 55, and 66 are out of license." Chen Yu spread his hands: "I won."
Chen Erke: "..."
"With a smile on your face, it's an honor to pay." Chen Yu reached out and took away all Chen Erke's crayons, and then took away Chen Yike's dozen exercise books.
That's right.
The bets of the three are not the same.
Chen Yu Bet is a game cartridge for the NS game console.
Chen Yike's bet is a simulation exercise book.
Chen Erke's bet is her precious crayon.
A few laps of Landlords came down. Chen Erke won a total of five exercise books, a game cassette, and lost all the crayons...
"Shame on you, shame on you, shame on you..."
Chen Erke's eyes were red, and he reluctantly watched the crayons go away one by one...
"You have no more bets. Go down and let the third child come." Chen Yu suggested.
"Okay!" Chen Sanke pushed Chen Erke away excitedly, stretched out her tender little hands, and shuffled the cards awkwardly.
"What's your bet?" Chen Yike asked.
"My snacks!" Chen Sanke raised the fries and opened the seal: "Count them one by one."
"It's not fair." Chen Yu shook his head: "Your sister is the exercise book and I am the game cartridge. They are both worth more than your French fries."
"Then...then...what should we do?"
"Well, one point counts as two fries, and three points counts as six fries. You are the youngest, so your sister and I will let you."
"OK."
Chen Sanke seemed to have gotten a big deal and nodded hurriedly, fearing that his brother and sister would regret it.
After shuffling and grabbing the cards, Chen Sanke hurriedly fiddled with the cards that couldn't fit in his little hand, and pulled out a card: "3!"
Chen Yu directly threw out four cards: "Four 3's, bombs..."
…
When Chen Yu returned to the bedroom with a bag of crayons and chips, he heard Chen Sanke sobbing loudly from the living room.
"It's so fun to fight Landlords."
Chen Yu smiled from ear to ear, put the crayons and chips on the desk, and stretched.
"Mr. Chen, I want to play too."
Xiao Taohong appeared and said excitedly: "Can I play too?"
"You put your clothes on first."
"good."
Xiao Taohong put on the dress Chen Yu bought for her from abroad, with a look of anticipation on her face: "Let's play."
"Doudizhu must be played by at least three people, and there must be bets. What is your bet?"
After thinking for a moment, Xiao Taohong opened her mouth, reached into her mouth and took out a small thing: "The spring on my body."
Chen Yu: "..."
"Play?"
"Play with your sister! Go write code!"
"Oh..." Xiao Taohong sat at the desk in despair, looked at Chen Yu for a long time, and then took out a small thing from her mouth: "If the spring doesn't work, what about the pulse capacitor? If it doesn't work, the hydraulic rod will work."
“Go write code!!”
"oh… "
Grabbing a handful of French fries, Chen Yu lay down on the bed, eating and resting.
"Buzz! Buzz!"
Not long after, his phone suddenly vibrated.
"here we go again."
Chen Yu's brows furrowed into the character "Chuan".
Without looking, he knew that the person who sent the message was the female agent named Xing Biqi.
Click on the screen to enter WeChat.
Sure enough, the message was from Xing Biqi.
[Xing Biqi: "Good evening, have you eaten?"]
[Chen Yu: "Eat, is there anything wrong?"]
[Xing Biqi: "I don't know another math problem. Can you teach me when I go to school on Monday?"]
"What the hell..."
[Chen Yu: "I was so rude to you, why did you come to me to ask questions?"]
[Xing Biqi: "The greater your temper, the greater your ability. You are a capable person. I asked for knowledge and I deserved to be reprimanded."]
[Chen Yu: "..."]
After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu shook off his phone and sighed irritably.
I don’t know why, but something is wrong with the development of the plot...
He felt like he had fallen into some kind of trap and it was difficult to escape.
Perplexed, Chen Yu could only attribute it to the other party's expertise.
In order to complete the task, any hardships can be ignored.
Lying on the bed again, Chen Yu said to Xiao Taohong: "Come here and hypnotize me."
"Are you going to sleep?"
"Yes. The products for the third live broadcast will arrive tomorrow. I want to recharge my batteries and come up with a big one."
"Okay." Xiao Taohong jumped off the chair and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "Mr. Chen, let's start now!"
"Huh? Why do I feel like you are a little impatient..."
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong!"
"Ding dong..."
"… treat… "
(End of chapter)