Even the air seemed to be silent for a few seconds.
Penguin stared at the wings for more than ten seconds, and then burst into lasagna tears, shoved the broken suona behind him, hugged his big belly, curled up in the corner of the mobile phone desktop, and was alone.
The desolate and fat figure is pitiful no matter how you look at it.
Wen Fan couldn't help but want to comfort it.
But before he could think about how to comfort him, Penguin moved his butt to stand up, walked to the "WeChat" voice bubble next to him, and started to spit bitterness to "WeChat".
Penguin: "That fool kangaroo, Huang knows how to bully me ini..."
The penguin looked back at the kangaroo while talking, and did not forget to block the sentence from the WeChat voice bubble with his fat figure.
Wen Fan couldn't see what WeChat said, only that the penguin seemed to be pleased, and the black and white body began to tremble with laughter, like a shaking big black egg.
It seems that he has found a friend by himself, and he does not need his comfort, Wen Fan thought to himself.
He looked back at Lou Wei, who was ready to get up to wash.
Gently put the phone aside, said hello to Wen Fan in a low voice, and turned to go to the bathroom.
Wen Fan took advantage of the time he was going to wash up, ran back to the bathroom in the "The Sims" mansion, took a quick shower and blew his hair. It is strange to say that he is obviously already a floating ball anthropomorphic system on his mobile phone, but he can feel pain, drink beer, and feel the water flow like a real thing. When taking a shower, the bathroom of the room is exactly the same as in real life, except that the sky outside the window is the mobile phone screen desktop, there is no other difference.
After he took a bath very comfortably, he put on his nightgown and went to the wardrobe that Lou Wei downloaded for him to find clothes.
It's a pity that the wardrobe made by Lou Wei is destined not to be used by programmers who don't know anything about dressing. Wen Fan's eyes have been browsing in the wardrobe for a long time, but he doesn't know what clothes to wear.
He was still hesitating, but he didn't realize that a finger was stretched out behind him, pressing a new set of clothes, and gestured on him.
Wen Fan was still thinking about which clothes to wear when he suddenly felt his back sink. He turned his head and saw the white feather wings that filled his sight.
The six-winged wings were larger than Wen Fan's entire body, which almost blocked his sight of the distant scenery. He was stunned for two seconds and quickly looked down, only to realize that he was now wearing only a pair of white trousers. Apart from that, there were only the blue streamers floating around the body and the exquisite and luxurious golden cane in the palm of his hand. .
Wen Fan faintly realized something.
Raising his hand to caress his forehead, he was touching a hard crown.
His clothes are—
Before Wen Fan's conjecture could be said, the little red bird who had just climbed up from the table not far away had picked up the golden microphone and sang again.
The electronic music of "Digimon" flowed out arrogantly from the sound port of the mobile phone, and the red bird took a deep breath and shouted the relevant lines: "Badamon super-evolution - holy angel beast!"
Wen Fan looked at the holy angel beast suit on himself, speechless: "..."
The little red bird's voice was too harsh, and before Wen Fan had time to speak, the white squirrel of the uc browser pulled out a basket of red tomatoes with "todo todo" from the red app shelf next to it, and pointed it in the air. The little red bird is a strafing!
The little red bird was smashed to the ground again, covered in rotten tomato juice|water, and dripping with wet tomato juice on its wings, making it impossible to fly at all. The "Trash Cleaning Master" broom on the second page of the desktop came down from the shelf in time, and easily rubbed the little red bird into the trash bucket.
Wen Fan: "..."
When the mental pollution Red Bird that disturbed the nerves was dealt with, Wen Fan immediately turned to look out of the phone, and sure enough he saw Lou Wei who was already standing in front of the phone.
There was no movement when Lou Wei came, and he was wrapped in the wardrobe on all sides, and he didn't notice Lou Wei was looking at him at all. But now meeting the man's sharp gaze, Wen Fan thought that because he was dressed as an angel beast, he was naked and felt uncomfortable.
Even his voice was a little shy: "You..."
Lou Wei just stared at him and didn't speak.
But this made Wen Fan even more uncomfortable.
Lou Wei's tall figure was standing in front of the mobile phone stand. The sun shone from behind him, and the shadow cast by him completely shrouded Wen Fan in the mobile phone, as if he wanted to invade all the space around him. Wen Fan felt Lou Wei's gaze, and did not dare to raise his head at all, but felt that the gaze above his head was too dazzling to resist.
Fortunately, the wings on his body complied with the master's voice, and immediately closed inward, covering Wen Fan's body, giving him a chance to breathe: "Well, I think... well, let's change it. "
He said a complete sentence, and the man who seemed to be still outside the phone opened his mouth as if he had suddenly turned around, but his voice was a little too dull and depressing: "Just now... I made a mistake."
Hearing Lou Wei's words, Wen Fan immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He felt embarrassed just now and didn't understand why Lou Wei wore a shirtless suit for him. But since Lou Wei said that he chose the wrong clothes, it means that it was a misunderstanding just now.
It's all a result of hand slipping.
Without thinking about it, Wen Fan continued, "Then let me pick another one?"
Lou Wei looked at him and replied in a deep voice, "...Okay."
In addition to designing software, he is an idiot short-circuiting young man in life and love. He didn't pay attention to the heavy gaze of the man above his head. He turned around and picked up clothes excitedly.
The man who was still standing behind him, his gaze slid from the young man's fair and thin back, to the tight and thin waist, and then to the very upturned buttocks. His eyes lingered for a while at the waist pocket exposed by the young man because he was not wearing a shirt, and finally swept across the slender and straight legs of the other party, and looked away.
Lou Wei felt that something was wrong with him. There is something wrong that cannot be described in words.
Although he had already turned his head to look around, only he knew that he was still circling in his mind the appearance of the young man facing him with his shirt on.
Fair and delicate skin, and a chest with smooth lines and a layer of muscles |
... Lou Wei felt his body react.
A man who has never had such an experience is inexplicably guilty.
This guilty conscience made Wen Fan finally choose a set. When he asked for his opinion on the normal British college style clothes, Lou Wei just nodded his head with a sullen face, turned around and went to the toilet again.
Wen Fan looked at his back blankly: "?"
Boss what happened.
- Is it waking up gas? Wen Fan thought about it, maybe he was in a hurry to go to the toilet. But didn't Lou Wei just go to the toilet? This kidney is too bad...
Wen Fan suddenly felt a little worried about the boss.
But anyway, an hour later, Lou Wei finally took Wen Fan into the car to Anqiao University.
Lou Wei's face was still a little ugly. It was an obscure look that wanted to hide his emotions. But his original appearance is clear and sharp, and as long as his complexion is a little calm, he can reveal a more aggressive aura than ordinary people. So even though Lou Wei's face is still as pale as before, the aura that is as cold as ice from the inside out can be felt even if he doesn't look at his face.
Xiao Wu, who was driving, hadn't met for a long time. It was time for President Lou to be so frightening. He carefully drove to Anqiao University, and he didn't even dare to speed up the car, for fear that when he encountered another car, a sudden brake would blow out Mr. Lou's anger.
But he thought about it carefully and felt that it was wrong.
It seemed that before he found out that Mr. Lou was in the car watching Pikachu, Mr. Lou was always so scary, and Mr. Lou's good-heartedness was the delusion that he was serious, and it only happened in the past two days.
Xiao Wu, who was driving, was trembling, and Wen Fan in the phone felt nothing. After Lou Wei came out of the toilet, he put him in his pocket and took him out the door. When he took him out and put him in the back seat of the car, he only whispered to Xiao Wu, "Go to Anqiao University." The voice Low magnetic.
Wen Fan, who is extremely slow in terms of feelings, is not like Xiao Wu who has been with Lou Wei for many years. He can't see the difference in Lou Wei's face, which is already fiercer than others, compared to usual. Even listening to Lou Wei's words, he only pays attention to the voice of the male god, and can't notice the difference in the tone of his voice at all.
Lou Wei's car sat beside him with a computer for temporary office use. When he got in the car, he turned on the computer and started busy.
Wen Fan, who was in his mobile phone, couldn't see what Lou Wei was doing, so he just did the same as usual, thinking about finding something to do himself.
But now he neither wants to play games nor watch TV, he is completely empty, and his brain is too lazy to think. After struggling for a long time, I simply found a few apps for reading novels from the app, and I was going to look for a book to read.
It is a pity that most of the apps for reading novels are named after the name of the station, and their logos do not have any information about books. If Wen Fan wants to read books, he must open the app and read the book in the novel app page that fills the entire screen. Considering his size, it is extremely inconvenient to have to stand and walk to turn pages.
So Wen Fan searched for a long time, and from among the novel apps, he found two apps marked by books. One is called "Tofu" and the other is called "Jinjiang Novel Reading".
Wen Fan has never used these two apps before, but because of Lou Wei's mobile phone, except for games, other software can be used without downloading the app, and there is a quick app shelf.
So Wen Fan couldn't see the introduction content of these two apps at all.
"Jinjiang Novel Reading" Wen Fan has seen it, and was used by Meituan Kangaroo to throw the "National K Song" Little Red Bird, but he has never heard of another. It was a white tofu surrounded by bright red, and the white tofu was reading a book. Seeing Wen Fan tangled between it and the Jinjiang White Paper next to it, a speech bubble appeared above his head.
Tofu: "Hello, I'm Xiao Er, do I need help~"
Wen Fan looked at the book he was holding tightly in his hand. It was also a white paper, but unlike Jinjiang's white paper, this book had two ♂ signs on the left and right.
Wen Fan stared at it curiously for a while, and couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean by this symbol?"
Tofu: "It's a man~"
Wen Fan thought for a while: "But there are two ♂ signs on your book."
Tofu nodded, it didn't have a neck, and when he nodded seriously, Wen Fan always had a worry that it would tear his soft neck apart: "Yes, so yes, man man~~"
man man
Wen Fan was woken up by the alarm clock early in the morning, and his IQ has not returned yet. Seeing what Tofu said, he nodded stunned.
Well, in some eras or immortal novels, there are indeed two male protagonists.
He was thinking about the beauty of the app, and he knew more about the novels of this app than himself, so he thought about the genre he wanted to read, and said the style he wanted to read with tofu: "Is there such a kind, aura recovery type? The text? Horror type is fine too.”
Tofu immediately turned a few pages of the book in his hand, raised his hand and handed it to him, but Wen Fan looked at the introduction of the article and always felt that something was wrong. Shouldn't the copy be: xxx had a miserable life, and accidentally awakened xxx's ability, thus defeating xxx, reaching the pinnacle of life, and marrying Bai Fumei
Why are all the ambiguous dialogues between the protagonist and a man
Wen Fan's chaotic brain became more and more blurred, and he vaguely felt that something was wrong: "...Is there no heroine?" He remembered that the recent male-french novels that were popular on the Internet all had heroines. .
As soon as he finished speaking, the white tofu in front of him stood up and took out the white paper from the "Jinjiang Novel Reading" next to him. But next to the white paper, there is a Jinjiang "j" logo. The letter "j" sees the action of the tofu and strongly hooks the white paper to prevent it from taking it.
As a result, Tofu lifted his leg and kicked his ass, and instantly fell on the app stand and twitched, a mess of garbled code appeared on the top of his head.
Just as Wen Fan was about to lift the letters up, he saw the top of Tofu's head, and an aggressive sentence appeared: "Jin Shou shut up!"
Wen Fan: "... Receive?" What do you mean
And the soft and cute tone of Tofu's "Yah", "Oh" and "Na" just now, was it all fake? !
Wen Fan was still in disillusionment when he saw that the tofu in front of him was already flipping through the Jinjiang white paper he had snatched, then stopped the page on one of the pages and pushed it back to Wen Fan: "Hey, this book has a heroine, And there are two~"
Wen Fan took the first look, and saw two bright words in the title category of the novel - Lily.
Wen Fan: "."
A true double heroine.
He finally realized something in hindsight. Thinking of the article that Tofu had just handed him, he flipped forward the Jinjiang White Paper in his hand. Sure enough, he saw a copy, which was also an ambiguous conversation between two men, with the title next to it. With two clear and clear classification labels - pure love.
Wen Fan: "..." wow.
He flipped through the white paper again, and saw Chun Aiwen with an interesting introduction to the paper. Just as he was about to read it, he heard Lou Wei's voice suddenly behind him: "What are you doing?"
The voice was so cool and cool that it made one's ears tremble.
Xiao Wu thought Lou Wei was talking to him, and looked at Lou Wei through the rearview mirror in panic, but found that the boss didn't look at him at all, but stared at his mobile phone. Thinking that Lou Wei was making a video call, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
When Wen Fan on the mobile phone heard Lou Wei's words, a shudder rose from his back and caudal vertebra. He thought about the content and style of the book just now, and inexplicably threw the white paper behind him.
The letter "j" of the "Jinjiang Novel Reading" app above his head, saw Wen Fan's actions towards the white paper, and began to twitch frantically again with anger.
The penguin next to him strode over, holding the WeChat speech bubble on his wings. It walked to the Jinjiang White Paper still on the ground and glanced at it, and stretched out its small wings to pick up the book.
As a result, the "Zhixuewang" owl, which suddenly flew over, stretched out its claws and grabbed the book.
As a learning app, Green Owl was curious about the white paper just now. Seeing that the book was dropped by Wen Fan, he swooped down to grab it. It's a pity that the size of the white paper is not necessarily the size of an owl. Although it took the book from the penguin, it couldn't fly at all. The penguin grabbed it as soon as its wings fluttered twice.
Penguin put down the WeChat speech bubble, pulled out a mallet from the back of his butt, and thumped it hard on the head. The owl fled in panic, and the feathers on its body flew across the screen.
The mechanical bird of "Rookie Wrapped" jumped down from the app shelf above his head, squinted his electronic eyes, and very thoughtfully packed the bird's feathers and put it on his back, and sent it to the garbage bucket of the "garbage cleaning master" next to him.
In the yellow app shelf, the yellow little fat chirp in "Tao Nao Accounting" immediately put two dull hairs on his head, and wrote the good deeds done by the mechanical bird in his notebook: [February 18, 2020, " "Rookie Wrap" helped the "Trash Clean Master" to complete the task of cleaning up the hair on the desktop. 】
Wen Fan looked at the records in the book and was speechless for a while.
Grip the hair...
Are you sure you're not cursing
As soon as Xiao Feijiu finished writing the record book, he tore off the paper and threw it to the next door, "Today's Toutiao" on the red app shelf.
"Today's Toutiao" pulled up the banner without saying a word. The bright red banner spanned the entire screen of Lou Wei's mobile phone, and copied and pasted Fat Chiu's words as they were.
The personal image graphic of the mechanical bird is also attached beside it.
Publicity and recognition can be described as one step.
Wen Fan stared dumbfoundedly at their busy work, and then looked back at Lou Wei. Unexpectedly, Lou Wei was raising his eyebrows to look at the apps on the desktop. He felt Wen Fan's gaze, and his eyes turned to Wen Fan.
The eyes of the two met, and Wen Fan vaguely seemed to hear the sound of "crackling".
Is this the legend—
Calling
Wen Fan's little heart was pounding, and for the first time he felt this kind of spiritual shock from the depths of his soul.
But before his heart was in full bloom, the next second he saw a penguin holding a "呲花" (holding fireworks) beside him. The penguin looked at Wen Fan, and then looked at Lou Wei outside the screen. The 呲花 in his hand made a "thorn, tick, tick" sound, which sounded like an artificial electric sound.
Wen Fan: "..."