Through the vivid narration of the brown-eared pheasant, Fang Chaozhou knew that he still had a romantic affair.
Five years ago, he was in the underground demon realm, with the most beautiful woman in the world named Xue Danrong, in broad daylight, without setting up a barrier, they just turned up and down in the cave.
"I was shocked when I saw it, but the next day, you had an accident because of saving him." The brown-eared chicken shook his head as he said, "Your master protected him so tightly that you didn't even fall to the ground. People care about you."
After finishing speaking, it stared at Fang Chaozhou, wondering if the other party would be surprised or disappointed, but it only heard Fang Chaozhou oh, and put the water magic weapon it bought before on the table, and it was almost crowded. stand.
This unremarkable reaction disappointed the brown-eared pheasant. It clawed away and squeezed to its magic weapon, forced a space in the middle of the table for it to nest, then squinted to watch Fang Chaozhou swing the magic weapon.
After all, it is a small town, and there are only three high-grade water magic weapons in this pile, and the rest are middle-grade and low-grade. Fang Chaozhou bought so many water magic weapons to absorb the water spiritual power inside. After absorbing, maybe the problem of vines in his body can be solved.
On the same day, Fang Chaozhou tentatively sucked three low-grade water magic weapons, but the water spirit power in the magic weapons was sucked away by him, and the magic weapons became waste products.
After inhaling, Fang Chaozhou endured his drowsiness and observed his body's reaction until late at night. He didn't find his body dry, so he thought that the magic weapon had worked, and fell asleep after taking a bath comfortably.
And in the middle of the night, he woke up again because his body was too dry.
Fang Chaozhou sat up abruptly, threw off the quilt and got out of bed to get a water bottle. The brown-eared pheasant sleeping on Fang Chaozhou's quilt was thrown up, with its paws facing the sky. It thought it was being attacked, so it turned over immediately, opened its eyes, The result is that Fang Chaozhou is just drinking tons of water.
After Fang Chaozhou drank the water, he still felt dry, so he took out the water-type magic weapon he bought earlier, and began to absorb water spiritually crazily.
Fang Chaozhou didn't stop until he had sucked up all the magic weapons of the water system. Seeing him stop, the brown-eared pheasant jumped off the bed and jumped onto the table. It looked at Fang Chaozhou lying on the table.
"well enough?"
"The body is better, but the mind is not so good." Fang Chaozhou's voice was tired.
"How do you say?" asked the brown-eared pheasant.
Fang Chaozhou tilted his head to look at the discarded waste products. Before half an hour, these things were still magic weapons of Shining. Because his body was too dry and he wanted water, he sucked up nearly 20 magic weapons at once. Including the three magic weapons he sucked before going to bed, there were already more than 20 magic weapons.
There are also three top-grade magic weapons that are more expensive.
It would be fine if these magic weapons could cure his illness, but he just checked the sea of consciousness, and the little baby in the sea of consciousness was still gnawing on the vines, and while gnawing, he was aggrieved and said to him: "Not enough, not enough."
Did he raise a gluttonous cub in the sea of consciousness
Can't afford it!
At this rate, he would be a pauper in no time.
The brown-eared pheasant followed Fang Chaozhou's line of sight, and also looked at the waste products of the previous magic weapon on the ground. It understood Fang Chaozhou's thoughts, and laughed twice, "What's the matter, I want to tell you today, instead of buying it, Better to steal."
Saying that, it straightened its chest, and stepped on the back of Fang Chaozhou's hand with arrogance and arrogance.
"Back then, this little chicken stole all over the Underground Demon Realm's invincible hands. I don't care about male and female demons, I don't care about male monks and female monks. As long as I want them, their things are mine. Why do you spend so much money on these magic weapons? Tomorrow Let's go steal."
At this point, it lowered its voice, "I've stepped on it a bit, the third room on the left upstairs, the monk has three water magic weapons, the seventh room downstairs on the right, four water magic weapons, our floor The most powerful thing is right next door to us, that guy has a rare water magic weapon."
Fang Chaozhou: "..."
He sat up straight, "When did you step on it?"
"When we first arrived in this room." The brown-eared pheasant replied.
Fang Chaozhou said: "But you didn't go out."
When the brown-eared pheasant heard it, it snorted twice, "I don't need to go out, I can smell the magic weapon, as long as it is good, I can smell it. Fang Chaozhou, are you stealing it?"
"No stealing." Fang Chaozhou lay back on his stomach again.
A person must have confidence, even if he begs, he will not steal other people's things.
The next day, Fang Chaozhou went to a magic weapon shop in the town and bought all the water-type magic weapons inside. All the magic weapons were scrapped that night. On the third day, he changed to another shop and scrapped again.
There are only three magic weapon shops in this town, and all the water-type magic weapons are gone.
Fang Chaozhou can only go to the next town with his sword, but he consumes magic weapons too fast, and wastes more than 20 pieces in one night. Of course, if there are more high-level magic weapons, a few low-level magic weapons can be consumed less.
What is inversely proportional to the speed at which he consumes the magic weapon is the speed at which the baby in the sea of consciousness digests the vines.
It ate too slowly, nibbling in small bites, and always complained that it was thirsty and asked for water.
Fang Chaozhou: ...
If he hadn't hit it, it would have hurt him even more. He would have pressed the little brat on his lap and beat him hard!
In just one month, more than half of Fang Chaozhou’s storage or family assets were stolen. At first, the brown-eared pheasant would wake up because Fang Chaozhou got up in the middle of the night. Sleep till dawn.
On this day, it fell asleep as usual, but was suddenly woken up by a hand.
"Wake up!"
It opened one eye, saw that the person who woke it up was Fang Chaozhou, closed it again, and said drowsily, "Have you decided to be a chicken thief with me?"
"No, I want to ask you, I saw a black flower growing between the eyebrows of the Nascent Soul in my sea of consciousness, do you know what it is?"
The brown-eared chicken slammed its mouth, "Oh, it means you're going to be enchanted."
Fang Chaozhou: "..."
Brown-eared pheasant: "..."
After an unknown amount of time, the brown-eared pheasant finally opened its eyes, turned over with difficulty, and looked at the young man in front of it, "You just said that you saw a black flower growing between the eyebrows of that little guy in your sea of consciousness? "
Fang Chaozhou nodded, and he sat down by the bed, "It was just a seedling a few days ago, I didn't think about it that much at first, but it has become a flower bone these days."
"It should be because the water spiritual power you gave is too little. The little guy in your sea of consciousness can't digest the vines, and instead is eaten back. If I guess right, you will be possessed immediately. Once possessed, you will be unable to control it." Myself." The brown-eared pheasant jumped onto Fang Chaozhou's lap, "To be honest, I'm still a little curious about your appearance."
Fang Chaozhou paused, and then said, "I won't be enchanted."
These words slapped Fang Chaozhou's face like a slap three days later.
Three days later, after waking up, Fang Chaozhou looked at the story book scattered on the bed, and panicked, "This... what is this? Where did it come from?"
The brown-eared pheasant had woken up a long time ago. It was standing beside Fang Chaozhou's pillow, staring at him intently. It had been waiting for Fang Chaozhou to wake up for a long time.
"You snatched it, you smashed the door of the Huaben shop in the middle of the night last night, and snatched the spoils of this bed." After finishing speaking, it rattled twice.
Fang Chaozhou's eyes widened. He wanted to ask the brown-eared pheasant if he was lying to him, but as he woke up longer, he recalled the whole process of committing the crime in the middle of the night last night.
He originally went to sleep after absorbing the water-type magic weapon, but suddenly got up in the middle of the night, walked outside without saying a word, and woke up the waiter who was guarding the door. The waiter in the shop asked him where he was going, but he didn't answer the other party, and rushed out the door.
Literally rushing out the door, he took half of the door of the inn with his back.
Leaving the inn, Fang Chaozhou carried the door behind his back and went all the way to the Huaben shop in the next two streets. Seeing that the door of the Huaben shop was closed, he threw down half the door of the inn, smashed the door of the Huaben shop with his palm, and then blatantly Grabbed a bunch of scripts from inside.
When returning to the inn, he also snatched the other half of the inn door which was only half left.
If his memory is correct, that door is now stuffed under the bed by him.
After returning, Fang Chaozhou didn't fall asleep in a hurry, but sat on the bed, fumbling with these scriptures, loving them, and didn't lie down to sleep until it was almost dawn.
The whole process of his committing the crime was watched by the brown-eared pheasant.
"The waiter has been here a few times, and he probably wants you to return the door, but you have set up an enchantment, so he can't get in." The brown-eared chicken quacked twice again, as if laughing, "I steal things, You grab things, we really are a natural pair."
Fang Chaozhou: "..."
Back then when the brown-eared pheasant asked him if he would steal anything, he categorically said no, thinking that even if he went begging, he would never steal from others.
He does not steal, he robs.